Favorite Leela Quotes

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Self explanatory?  I personally like from the preview of Benders Game "oh, I'm half horse, half naked!"
(Sorry if anybodies already done this, I searched as hard as i could)

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"This Toads the Wet Sprocket!"

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from Amazonian Women,

"Men who call too much are the worst... I bet."

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   "This Toads the Wet Sprocket!"

In a similar vein...

"This wangs chung!"

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Fry: "Everything?"

Leela: "Except that."

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"Oh, well, that's very handsome of you."

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If I had to pick a favorite, , , see my sig pic.

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"No, wait...this! You for this!"

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"Ow, fire hot."

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Leela: "Sorry, but we need to practise hand-to-hand combat in case an enemy knocks the laser guns out of our hands and they slide way across the room."

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Fry: "Listen, Doc. If you wanna score, you gotta fake that you're in love. Just look her in the eye, start crying, and say 'I've never been so happy'."
Leela: "Ugh! If a guy ever did that to me, I'd know it. Wait a second. They've all been doing that to me. Even Shawn!" *runs away crying*

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I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible

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Leela: "Actually, Dwight, you're right. Alcohol is very, very bad ... for children. But once you turn 21 it becomes very, very good. So scram!"

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Leela: "Actually, Dwight, you're right. Alcohol is very, very bad ... for children. But once you turn 21 it becomes very, very good. So scram!"

Lol! from the same episode:

"If you were my kids you'd get a stern talking to!... From your father... *dreamily* when he got home from the senate"

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Self explanatory?  I personally like from the preview of Benders Game "oh, I'm half horse, half naked!"
(Sorry if anybodies already done this, I searched as hard as i could)

I agree.

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if your finished being stupid

rotflmao

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Adlai: "I'm a doctor."

Leela: "A tall doctor you say?"

From The Day the Earth Stood Stupid:

Nibblonian: "They travel from world to world making everyone stupid in order to wipe out all thought in the universe."

Leela: "Wipe out all thought? My God, they're like flying televisions!"

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From Time Keeps On Slipping:

Leela to Fry:  "Your face can take a lot of punishment.  That's good to know."

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to fry: 'your a man and im a women. were just too different.'

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oo i just thought of another one, from the deep south

 'its ocean maddness alrite some call it aqua dementure, the deep down crazies, the wet willies, the great moist...'

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Lars: Well, maybe I should get going.
Fry: Yes, I'll show you out.
Amy: No, Leela will show him out.

Leela: No, Leela will show you out. Me. Leela.

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"Just relax, Bender. Tomorrow we'll pry you down, have a nice breakfast, and then go hunt down and slaughter that ancient evil."

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"The Cyber House Rules" is on Comedy Central right now, and so I feel compelled to offer this line--

"Oh, Adlai, I've had a wonderful time today. No one's stared at me, or avoided staring at me, or tried to burn me."

--as one of my favorite Leela quotes. Katey Sagal's reading--the sincere fear in her voice when she says burn me--is what makes it so hilarious to me. Maybe I'm just a sick individual. Or a closeted pyromaniac.

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"Fry remember when I told you to finish your stories once sentence earlier?"

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"me....feel...a bit better in cognitive faculties!"

"OH, IF ONLY WE HADN'T FLOW PENGUINS TO PLUTO AND DUMPED OIL ON THEM!!"

"free bread in a restaurant, is there anything you can't do?!"
i mostly find that quote so memorable because of chaz's response:
"I CAN'T. FAIL. THE MAYOR....NOT EVER."

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I'm surprised no one has posted a certain quote from the end of Wild Green Yonder... 

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Don't panic!  Just get to the panic room!

. . . but I do think I learned something from him, So long jerk wads!

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Some lines from "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz" that always crack me up:

"Aw, they're so cute! They're like if puppies and kittens could have babies!"

"Oh, if only we hadn't flown penguins to Pluto and dumped oil on them, this might never have happened."

"I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way, it's not environmentalism."

"Alright, this is for their own good. Don't leave orphans. Gotta kill entire families"

"You can do this. It's just like murdering a little butler."

Y'know, I think this might be one of my favorite Leela-centric episodes of the series. Funny, underrated episode.

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At the very least it's my favourite penguin-centric episode.

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Why hasn't anyone posted this one from The Sting?

"I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"

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uh i dont know i guess when leela said "im scared too but im more scared of dis appointing myself" from the sting my fav episode

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uh i dont know mine is  when leela said "im scared too but im more scared of dis appointing myself" from the sting my fav episode

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leelafan3 please use EDIT instead of double posting... Thank you.

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From Love and Rocket:

"You've got to be kidding me"

(Farnsworth shocks Leela)

" I mean, that's so sweet"

(Farnsworth shocks Leela again)

" I mean, that's sho shweet"




"Bender, dating your co-worker and primary mode of transportation is immoral, illogical and a violation of interstellar shipping statute 437-B."


and from The Sting:

"I'm not insane. At least I'm sane enough to know it."........i think it goes something like that >.<

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Do deleted scenes count? Because since The Sting was mentioned I feel obligated to put this one in.

"Fry! You're alive!" (She kisses him) "Mmm, and you're honey glazed..."

Some of those deleted scenes are great, too bad the episode runs too long with them in.

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"Oh, that's okay, Fry, I'm still all seduced from before."

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If i die, make sure it's in a dignified position. None of this huddled for warmth crap!

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Down boy!

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*New season bump*

This line from "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" made me giggle; I think it's mainly attributable to the annoyance and desperation in Leela's voice...

"Ugh...so thirsty. Why couldn't a water fountain have fallen on me?"

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"The only things they did better than us were suck and die!"