Favorite Leela Quotes

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"Leela Leela" from Rebirth.

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"It's Okay, it's a hands-free model..."

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I like her many references to obscure bands.

"This toads the wet sprocket!"

"This Wangs Chung!"

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From "The Route of All Evil" (which has a lousy A-story but one of my favorite subplots):

"Hey, hey! We can all fight when we're drunk."

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"So many papers, not enough hiding plants!"

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"There's no room for two captain's butts in this chair! There would be if you had taken a spin class instead of lounging around in a coma!"

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Leela: Don't mess with me, you ice-crapping snow-honkies! I just got dumped!

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"Has anyone seen Fry's ass? It's late to a date with my boot!"

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"You're lonely and I'm lonely--but together, we're lonely together."

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to fry: 'your a man and im a women. were just too different.'

                        This is the best by far!

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  Does robot Leela continuously screaming count as a quote? Because that was just too epic especially while she was brushing her teeth. It makes you wonder what Katey Sagal was doing to make that noise.

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no no i got a new one "eh enough emotions this isnt a fat camp for god sake...although you wouldnt know it by looking."

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From "The Mutants Are Revolting":

"Sorry, I tried to scream, but I barfed."

"Aw, come here. Let me give you a kiss...uh, hug...handshake...I'll text ya."

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I kinda like that they turned Leela's "Oh Lord!" into a catch phrase. It suits her situation, being surrounded by idiots, pretty well.

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Leela doesn't have many great lines, but "Toads the wet sprocket" and "Fire! Hot!" are good.

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''Shoot Her she's the robot.''
'' no shoot her she's the human''

sweet haha ..

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"Like a prom dress made of carpet remnants!"

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"We don't need to beg Bender, for God's sake we're not veterans."

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"sorry i tried to scream but i barfed"

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"Ohh for the love of Benji."

"Well gentlemen, it appears we're boned."

"Take it off, or I'll break it off."

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This is actually from a deleted scene, but when I watched "The Farnsworth Parabox" today I said it in my head anyway, because I find it so amusing:

"You have this all wrong. I just fell into the box, and then I fell out somehow. And then you people wandered in here with your crazy colors, and started ragging on me."

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"Oh Lord."

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I like her many references to obscure bands.

I like how you referred to Toad as an obscure band. That makes me feel me being a big fan is cooler than it actually is. hahaha.

This Neutopia one is standing out in my head right now.
Leela: Remember Fry's idea to offer free delivery?
Fry: It got us a lot of customers!
Leela: We're a delivery company!

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"Wrong again"

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"Sooo, you're a robot?"

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"Burn on that old crew! The only things they did better than us were suck and die!"

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"Burn on that old crew! The only things they did better than us were suck and die!"

Oh God I love that one.

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There are a lot of excellent ones from The Sting, but I think that one takes the cake.

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I kind of like all of Leela's crazy talk in act three...

"I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane."

"It's just an ordinary coffin...containing my ordinary dead friend, who I killed."

"Okay, I'm insane. But I'm still sane enough to know it!"

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"Okay, I'm insane. But I'm still sane enough to know it!"

Reminds me of:

Sal - That broad's insanes!
Hoschel - But you're insansier, right?

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Is that a fart "Bender's Game" joke? Because I don't find those amusing.

As far as Leela quotes go, I watched "A Clockwork Origin" the other day, and I liked how Leela responded to the Professor calling the PE ship the Science Mobile: "It's just that...you've never called it that before, but okay."

Also: "If this is anything like killing that pigeon on my balcony, we've got our work cut out for us."

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Is that a fart "Bender's Game" joke? Because I don't find those amusing.

Why on Earth not?

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It's my least-favorite of the movies, though this is probably a more appropriate place to discuss it.

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Rewatching Wild Green Yonder, and "Zoidberg, I'm very surprised at you slightly" made me laugh.

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"I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane."

"Soooo, you're a robot?"

"♫ And though you're cold and sore and ugly, your pride will mask the pain. ♫"

"This is Bender's first meal as chef and he's a little sensitive. So let's try and be supportive. *takes a bite* Oh Dear God!"

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Rewatching Wild Green Yonder, and "Zoidberg, I'm very surprised at you slightly" made me laugh.

I love that line, too. I  really enjoy watching Leela in Wild Green Yonder; it is easily my favorite of the movies in terms of her characterization and storyline. A few more lines that make me giggle...

"I just wish Amy and I didn't have to wear these sexist badges on our melons."

"Now, unfortunately, the media is going to put a negative spin on this...like when we killed that guy." (I just like how nonchalantly she says that second part.)

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From Godfellas-
"Fry, if I die make sure I freeze in a dignified position; none of that huddled-over-for-warmth crap!"

From Put Your Head on My Shoulder-
Fry: ...I'm not a one-woman man.
Leela: Don't worry, you'll be down to zero soon enough.