Crazy Amy Theory

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Okay this may seem a little out there but I think that Professor F is Amy's real father

*gasp*

Think about it, in the episode 1ACV02 Farnsworth said that he likes keeping her around as she has the same bloodtype as him.
"So what" you say... well I'm getting to that, its always about you isn't it...
Well I doubt he'd mention it unless he'd have a rare blood type.

Then in episode 4ACV09(TMLH)Amy says and I quote "Professor, you look young enough to be my... father" which to me seemed suspiciously unneccisary.

I think that this may have been one of the many many continous story lines that had been started, dropped hints and never came to fruition thanks to the cancellation...

Thoughts?

[#1 :]

The professor is 160 (or something), and judging by her looks, Amy is around 20. Therefore, the professor would have concieved her at the age of 140. Now even with all the technology of the 31st century, I doubt that a 140 year old can still have a child. Besides, Amy is clearly asian, meaning that at least one of her parents is asian too. Judging by Inez's personality, it's really unlikely that she would have sex with the professor. In fact, I doubt that any woman besides  Mom would be willing to have sex with him.

[#2 :]

oh my god you actually think that. just think about it

okay you've thought about and so have i your an idiot.
but welcome to peel knowsford

[#3 :]

Simple. The blood type thing is a coincidence, and Amy only said that "father" line weirdly because she felt uncomfortable saying that about someone who was really 160.

[#4 :]

I'm an idiot because I have a theory?

Anyway, I'm not saying its not unlikely... but to counter your claims of Inez not having sex with Professor F.

Who says they had sex, perhaps Inez and Leo couldn't concieve so they went to Mars University and spoke with Prof F, he told them that Leo was were and the only way to have a child is via Artificial Insemination using a sperm donor.

We all know what Farnsworths like, a bit crazy/eccentric...

Theres my possible explanation.

EDIT: that would also sorta explain Leo and Inez's insistance of Amy having a grandchild.

[#5 :]

I don't think so. Sorry, two little things isn't enough to convince anyone. Nice theory though, not that bad. Keep in mind that some of Futurama's secrets are yet to be revealed, so there may be a slight chance that your theory is correct. Anyway, welcome to PEEL.

[#6 :]

they just want to make amy have a granchild because maybe just maybe inez will give the grandchild her collection of neewbies (issue 3)

EDITED FOR WRONG ISSUE NUMBER   

[#7 :]

a) Farnsworth isn't asian.

b) They'd never continue a comic story into the show - not enough viewers read the comics for them to do this.

c) If Amy wasn't really a TRUE member of the Wong family, do you really think her parents would've given her the life of luxury she's had on Mars? Hell, you saw how hostile they were to Kif in Where The Buggalo Roam...

[#8 :]

beamer's right and also more people should read the comics

[#9 :]

I don't think Farnsworth keep Amy around just because she (and he) has a very rare blood type, but simply because he is either a) cheap and wont pay for blood or b) is a crazy crackpot scientist who don't trust government-approved blood.

If Amy is Farnsworth's daughter I don't think he would willingly give her up to the Wong's, even if he promised so beforehand. I mean, look how he treats his employees, a daughter would be much easier to use in experiments, without have to worry about health code violations and work place safety protocols.

 

Originally posted by jerkberg:
okay you've thought about and so have i your an idiot.

To: Pot
From: Kettle

re: color

You're black!

[#10 :]

 

Originally posted by knowsfords:
I'm an idiot because I have a theory?

You're an idiot because you have a wrong theory. I seriously doubt the Professor, even though he teaches at Mars University and is completely immoral would dare have an affair with Inez Wong, who owns Mars University and would be cheating on her husband while the Professor cheats on Mom because that doesn't make sense. Why not? Inez would never dump Leo because he has money. So put that in your pipe and rape it.

[#11 :]

 

Originally posted by hobojobo:
The professor is 160 (or something), and judging by her looks, Amy is around 20. Therefore, the professor would have concieved her at the age of 140. Now even with all the technology of the 31st century, I doubt that a 140 year old can still have a child. 

I doubt that a 140 year old woman could have a child. It's still possible with old men.

Farnsworth is crazy. In case he were to accidentally lose more blood than planned while oh, let's say, opperating on his own brain, he'd have someone with the same bloodtype nearby and wouldn't have to shuffle to a blood bank.

[#12 :]

 

Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
 You're an idiot because you have a wrong theory. I seriously doubt the Professor, even though he teaches at Mars University and is completely immoral would dare have an affair with Inez Wong, who owns Mars University and would be cheating on her husband while the Professor cheats on Mom because that doesn't make sense. Why not? Inez would never dump Leo because he has money. So put that in your pipe and rape it.

I'm an idiot because you don't understand my theory...?

I never once said that Farnsworth had an affair with Inez

[#13 :]

But if Amy wasn't either Inez or Leo's daughter, why would she live on Mars with the wongs?

Besides, even if Farnsy was her father, they still didn't officially "meet" until she started interning at Planet Express. And she's only interning there since she wants to be an engineer... They've stated many times in the show that Amy grew up on Mars, so whether or not they're her real parents, her life as a child was spent with the Wong family.

The Wongs are the type of people who'd let Amy know if they weren't her real parents, and they're DEFINATELY not the type of people who'd allow Amy to intern at the same place her real father works. This means that she'd more-than-likely be interning at Planet Express against the Wong's will, and if they're not her real parents, my guess is that they'd probably hold it against her for the rest of her life for doing something like that.

So, unless these points are all just incredibly coincidences, your theory is just plain ridiculous, and would be a completely unncessary twist to the show. Sorry, dude.

[#14 :]

 

Originally posted by knowsfords:
 I'm an idiot because you don't understand my theory...?

Don't understand your theory? Your theory made no sense and I felt dumber after reading it. Just because Amy says something about the Professor being young enough to be her father doesn't mean you should take it literally. And lots of people have the same blood type. Even someone as amoral as the Professor wouldn't sacrifice his child for blood. Do you think he'd cut Cubert open?

[#15 :]

 

Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
Even someone as amoral as the Professor wouldn't sacrifice his child for blood. Do you think he'd cut Cubert open?

Oh yes.

He'd stick him back together again afterwards though.

However, he's not nearly so concerned with Amy's welfare.

 

From TSHL
If something goes wrong, bring back the blood!

[#16 :]

Knowsfords: Welcome to PEEL.  I have two words of advice for you

1) Ignore jerkberg.  He's a moron.
2) Ignore TheLampIncident's rudeness.  He's an asshole.  Funny and correct, but an asshole.

The theory is farfetched, but no weirder than crap  that's actually happened on the show. (And Philip J. Fry I begat Yancy Fry VII begat Philip J. Fry I...)

Still, no way in Hell.  But thanks for trying.

EDIT: the bold sections above were added when I realized TNUK (below) had a point.

[#17 :]

 

Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
Ignore TheLampIncident.

No.
 

He's an asshole.

He's also right.
 

But thanks for trying.

Yes.

[#18 :]

whilst i don't think this theory is right, no-one has mentioned the implications this would have(if it was right) on the short (but sweet) relationship that amy and fry had.
if the proffesser is fry's nephew, then fry would be amy's great uncle?
whilst this sort of relationship would be legal is it not slightly weird? any thoughts?

[#19 :]

the writers of the show did not give any hints at all to amy being related to farnsworth#just think about it
Inez:now who to run off with, man with cash or man who is crazy
we all know the answer to that
having the same blood type as someone is a very common thing and the quote amy said was just a compliment

[#20 :]

Amy's not related to Farnsworth...  End of story.  We never know what blood type they have.  I'm not going to look up the whole blood type thing or who can give to who.

[#21 :]

tli has probably scared away knowsfords
we're not all like lampy here at peel

[#22 :]

Primary, real "father story" behind Farnsworth was supposod to be Igner so there is no reason for such things

[#23 :]

 

Originally posted by jerkberg:
tli has probably scared away knowsfords
we're not all like lampy here at peel

You're next.

[#24 :]

 

whilst i don't think this theory is right, no-one has mentioned the implications this would have(if it was right) on the short (but sweet) relationship that amy and fry had.
if the proffesser is fry's nephew, then fry would be amy's great uncle?
whilst this sort of relationship would be legal is it not slightly weird?

Not really.  Fry and Farnsworth are very distant relatives.  Nonetheless, Farnworth is identified in "Space Pilot 3000" as Fry's only living relative, so I don't think there's much chance that Amy is also related to him, no matter how distantly.

[#25 :]

I Believe that Proffesor F could be the father for one reason.A Punnett Square.I don't recall seeing any episodes further back in time then the one where Fry discovers he's his own grandfather.So if they went back a few generations,they could have asian ancestory.

[#26 :]

 

Originally posted by Rhodan:
Primary, real "father story" behind Farnsworth was supposod to be Igner so there is no reason for such things

Could you expand on this? I don't really understand. Thanks.

[#27 :]

He's referring to a fanfic. It's not as "real" as he makes out.   

[sarcasm]Real nice "explanation" there, Rhodan. [/sarcasm]

[#28 :]

No, I distinctly remember hearing about this in a commentary. I think it was for "Mother's Day". Ignar was supposed to be revealed as Farnsworth illegitimate son.

[#29 :]

What's this Farnsworth and Inez porn video from 20-something years back doing on my computer?

[#30 :]

 

Originally posted by knowsfords:
Okay this may seem a little out there but I think that Professor F is Amy's real father

*gasp*

Think about it, in the episode 1ACV02 Farnsworth said that he likes keeping her around as she has the same bloodtype as him.
"So what" you say... well I'm getting to that, its always about you isn't it...
Well I doubt he'd mention it unless he'd have a rare blood type.

Then in episode 4ACV09(TMLH)Amy says and I quote "Professor, you look young enough to be my... father" which to me seemed suspiciously unneccisary.

I think that this may have been one of the many many continous story lines that had been started, dropped hints and never came to fruition thanks to the cancellation...

Thoughts?

*dumb, blank stare*

*blinks*

Well, hell, that theory' so crazy, it just might be true!

But, then why doesn't Amy show any signs of Mad Professorness? She should have if that theory is true.

[#31 :]

She did let out a mad-professor-esque laugh in KGKUAN when she was stealing the ship.

On the other hand, she's also shown signs of kleptomania, so she could easily be Bender's daughter. And that doesn't make ANY sense.

[#32 :]

I think what makes more sense is that the Professor and Amy were once lovers.  And I know that this makes even less sense, but I have some valid arguments to put forth.

Amy is a slut (no denying), and Farnsworth is a lonely old man.  He's also a professor, and professors tend to do their younger interns (I meant the word "do" to be taken in a sexual context).

Now sure, those points are true, but you say they don't necessarily prove that the Professor and Amy made the beast with two backs.  Let's recall episode 04ACV15 with the alternate (note that I don't use the word parallel) dimensions.  In one universe Fry and Leela were married, but in Universe 1 Fry and Leela really are in love, so Universe A is merely an extension of personas if certain events occur, such as a coin turning up on heads.  Now.  In another Universe within the episode, Universe 420, Farnsworth and Amy are all funkified and Amy uses her body language in a very sexually inferred manner, especially towards Farnsy (she rubs up on his body); this suggest that they have a sexual relationship and if we draw out that Universe 420 is very similar to Universe 1, except for a few minor events, then we can conclude that it is very possibly that Amy and the Professor got the hookup.... at one time or another. 

I rest my case. 

[#33 :]

My theory that amy20 is crazy, period. War!!!

[#34 :]

 

Originally posted by winna:Universe 420, Farnsworth and Amy are all funkified and Amy uses her body language in a very sexually inferred manner, especially towards Farnsy (she rubs up on his body); this suggest that they have a sexual relationship and if we draw out that Universe 420 is very similar to Universe 1, except for a few minor events, then we can conclude that it is very possibly that Amy and the Professor got the hookup.... at one time or another.

But the change between Universe A and Universe 420 was that Universe 420 was populated by a bunch of hippies, with free love and all that crap. I don't think we can draw that much inference from events in this Universe.

[#35 :]

What's this Farnsworth and Amy porn video from 3-something years back doing on my computer?

[#36 :]

Ick if thats true (which it probably isn't) that would mean amy and fry.... eww wouldn't that be like in-breeding? nasty...

[#37 :]

 

Originally posted by Zipy_Googlemire:
Ick if thats true (which it probably isn't) that would mean amy and fry.... eww wouldn't that be like in-breeding? nasty...

Originally posted by VoVat:

whilst i don't think this theory is right, no-one has mentioned the implications this would have(if it was right) on the short (but sweet) relationship that amy and fry had.
if the proffesser is fry's nephew, then fry would be amy's great uncle?
whilst this sort of relationship would be legal is it not slightly weird?

Not really. Fry and Farnsworth are very distant relatives. Nonetheless, Farnworth is identified in "Space Pilot 3000" as Fry's only living relative, so I don't think there's much chance that Amy is also related to him, no matter how distantly.

Read the thread. It's good etiquette.

Remember your manners, Zipy. Forks go in the left pocket, spoons in the right. 

[#38 :]

 

Originally posted by ShortRoundMcfly:
No, I distinctly remember hearing about this in a commentary. I think it was for "Mother's Day". Ignar was supposed to be revealed as Farnsworth illegitimate son.

Yes. also, if you look at any of later interviews with DXC, this is  mentioned as never realized idea very often .

[#39 :]

What's this Farnsworth and DXC porn video from 5-something years back doing on my computer?