Crazy Amy Theory

[#40 :]

In the simpsons I think Smithers loves Mr. Burns because he raised him as a child, when his dad died trying to fix the core of the powerplant and burns had to raise him from there, so you can't blame him for being gay because burns is his fosterfather.TOPD

[#41 :]

No. Smithers was gay long beofore that lame plot hook. Even taking into account the new plot lines (Which I like to ignore) Mr burns would only have become the focus of Smithers's homosexual tendancies, not its source.

[#42 :]

Col. Klink's right - Smithers was revealed to be gay long before that episode. Hell, even in the episode directly before it, he was afraid of female strippers.

Plus, the explanation as to why he's gay isn't the fact that Mr. Burns raised him, it's the fact that Mr. Burns told him that his father was killed by a pack of women. Not only have you missed the joke completely, but you've steered this entire thread off topic.

[#43 :]

What's this Mr. Burns and Smithers porn video from 15-something years back doing on my computer?

[#44 :]

I dont know whats its doing there winna and i dont want to know! 

[#45 :]

why has the conversastion drasticly moved this is about amy not about smithers
also if he's scared of strippers then why does he collect malibu stacey dolls

[#46 :]

Oh my god, that is the dumbest thing about Smithers I've ever heard ANYONE say. He IS scared of strippers - just watch the Season 13 episode "Hunka Hunka Burns In Love"... and his love for Malibu Stacey dolls was one of the biggest hints in the show that he was gay. I mean, name one straight man who collects dolls, for fuck sake. How the hell did you even make a connection between strippers & dolls to begin with anyway?! God damn...

Okay, in an attempt to get back on topic - if I remember correctly, after dozens of "You're wrong" replies to Knowsfords' theory of Amy being Farnsy's daughter, the topic somehow got to us talking about Amy (being an intern and all) and Farnsworth having some sort of sexual relationship... Personally, I think this is just as ridiculous as the first theory. I mean, even though Amy is a bit of a slut, she's also pretty shallow. I highly doubt she'd EVER engage in intercourse with the professor, it'd just disgust her too much - and Amy's not exactly the type of person to stay quiet in situations where she's disgusted.

[#47 :]

Jerkberg, Just because you enjoy stripping Barbie dolls doesn't mean Smithers does.

Heres the problem with your assertion as I see it. You simply, just dont make connections between the old Simpsons and the new Simpsons. They are practically independant of each other. Two different shows.

The new story behind Smithers gayness and his attatchment to Burns was just another twenty minutes to pad out yet another Simpsons series till they can manage to get to Twenty years. It means nothing more. Its not wise to read too much into the Simpsons, just as It's not wise to read into Family guy and especially not Futurama.

Continuity and Logic are just not concepts emphasised in this Genre of cartoon. Or have you forgotten the Poochy episode of the Simpsons? 

[#48 :]

Poochy has returned several times, don't pretend like he hasn't!

And Professy and Amy totally did the Nasty in the.... presenty whenever the present was their time or something or other; I think it has now become a time paradox!

[#49 :]

 

Originally posted by Beamer:
Col. Klink's right - Smithers was revealed to be gay long before that episode. Hell, even in the episode directly before it, he was afraid of female strippers.

Plus, the explanation as to why he's gay isn't the fact that Mr. Burns raised him, it's the fact that Mr. Burns told him that his father was killed by a pack of women. Not only have you missed the joke completely, but you've steered this entire thread off topic.

Smithers father did not die of strippers,
he died of being exposed to too much radiation. I'm sorry, I guess it was a little off topic, I'm just saying that if Amy is related to the professor, Smithers can be loving to Burns because he did raise him most of his life.

[#50 :]

 

Originally posted by Benderboy123:
 

Originally posted by Beamer:
Col. Klink's right - Smithers was revealed to be gay long before that episode. Hell, even in the episode directly before it, he was afraid of female strippers.

Plus, the explanation as to why he's gay isn't the fact that Mr. Burns raised him, it's the fact that Mr. Burns told him that his father was killed by a pack of women. Not only have you missed the joke completely, but you've steered this entire thread off topic.

Smithers father did not die of strippers,
he died of being exposed to too much radiation.

Burns LIED, tha was the point.

[#51 :]

 

A daughter would be much easier to use in experiments, without have to worry about health code violations and work place safety protocols.

Not only that, but if he had a daughter, he would have an heir. Thus, Cubert would not be necessary; or, even if he had proceeded with creating Cubert, he wouldn't have made nearly the amount of fuss over his creation.

That being said, this idea might make an interesting story.

[#52 :]

 

Originally posted by Benderboy123:
Smithers father did not die of strippers,
he died of being exposed to too much radiation.

*dies from sheer idiocy*

[#53 :]

right stop talking about the simpsons, this is not a simpsons forum this is a futurama forum so cut it out, the title is called crazy amy theory and not Smithers is gay

[#54 :]

I bet Amy can put her legs behind her head!   

[#55 :]

When a Caucasian produced an offspring with an Asian the offspring looks a lot more like Caucasian than Asian.

Unlike in the case of Caucasians and Blacks the offspring’s' facial features and skin colours tend to be closer to blacks with a few exceptions where the result ended up closer to Caucasians except for the milk coffee colour skins but with Caucasian features. Hale Berry is a good example.

Amy looks very Asian no way she's professor's child.

[#56 :]

It scares me how seriously people take their theories about a cartoon and how aggressively people react to them.

But yeah, it might just about be possible that Amy is Farnsworth’s child but it’s hardly very likely, now Mom’s sons, that’s a different story.

[#57 :]

Well, it's kinda possible, not really, but what's bothering me is that in episode SP3K Leela tells Fry about the Professor being his nephew. I think that if Amy was the Professor's daughter, Leela would have mentioned her along with the professor. I'm not sure about it, but it would make a little more sense.

[#58 :]

Fry's Nightmare's got a point....but even if we blatantly ignore that, the only way i see it is the vague possiblity that she's a distant relative like a grand niece or something. 

She does have the inherited stupidity though.

[#59 :]

Nah, I think they've just been shagging for awhile... afterall, amy is the professor's intern.