Farnsworth Region: #1 Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth vs #24 Mildred Fry

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It's the top seed versus the cinderella in the first match-up of the Farnsworth Region's third round. The Professor eased past his competition, while Mildred fought tooth and atomic bomb against Petunia and Dwight. Who'll move on? Discuss now and the poll opens tomorrow at midnight!

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 Who'll move on?  Gee, I wonder…   

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Might be a tough battle for Farnsworth...

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Frankly, I'm amazed that Mildred made it this far.

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Frankly, I'm amazed that Mildred made it this far.

To be fair, I think people are voting for her more out of fondness for "Roswell That Ends Well" than because she is objectively a terrific character.

At any rate, I'm voting for Hubey. He has a strong enough following to potentially win the whole dang competition, and for good reason.

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Good news everyone, I'm a horse's butt!

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Frankly, I'm amazed that Mildred made it this far.

To be fair, I think people are voting for her more out of fondness for "Roswell That Ends Well" than because she is objectively a terrific character.

They're probably voting for her cookies, sugar.

Despite the fact that Mildred has very sexy cookies, I doubt she'll edge out Farnsy.

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Frankly, I'm amazed that Mildred made it this far.

To be fair, I think people are voting for her more out of fondness for "Roswell That Ends Well" than because she is objectively a terrific character.

They're probably voting for her cookies, sugar. .

I know I am.

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 But do they bring all the boys to the yard?

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Sure. Then you wash them down with her milkshake.

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Mildred may have nice cookies but she can't make forwards time machines and atomic super men, can she?

Maybe she can, but I've yet to see it so I voted for the Professor

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Good news everyone, I'm a horse's butt!

What? That's not good news at all!

Voted for Farnsworth, who could take this whole thing and I doubt I'd mind much.

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Sure. Then you wash them down with her milkshake.

Excellent. You just made the phrase "drinking your Grandma's milkshake" something more perverted than... well, something really perverted I guess. More perverted than... um... ... winna.

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Quite the feat.

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Mildred winning over Prof Farnsworth would be more unbelievable than FYP and Ralph sharing a hug.

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I went with Professy. They are both related to Fry so I went with the older one.

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Is this even a competition?...

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Is this even a competition?...

I think the term "execution" is rather in order...

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I went with Professy. They are both related to Fry so I went with the older one.

"older" in which sense, BF?

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Good news everyone, I'm a horse's butt!

What? That's not good news at all!

Voted for Farnsworth, who could take this whole thing and I doubt I'd mind much.

Oh God, I would LOVE it if Farnsworth took the whole thing.
I also wouldn't mind if Zapp did.

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So I'm the only one who voted for Grandma's sugar cookies? Awww. Not surprised, but a little sad.

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The Professor wins 25-1. Continue discussion in the General thread.