Nomination-Worthy Posts Thread (nom nom nom)

[Reply #680 on:]

Dr T time

I am in an open relationship with PEEL.  I figure it lets thousands of cretins flit their fingers across its textbox, so I can stick my posts in a couple other boards.

Minimum cab fare around here in deepest, whitest Suburbia is $20.  We need an Obamanian amount of change.

What about those $1 coins? You could probably hold 20 of those in your pocket without a problem.

Hey, what've you heard?

[Reply #681 on:]

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The FAP room is where the sailors go when the order of the day is "all hands on dick".

Well you also can't be obtuse if you're acute, but you don't see that stopping me

[Reply #682 on:]

I used to make dick jokes, but coming up with something original is too hard.

[Reply #683 on:]

Thursday is the day in which I die.

[Reply #684 on:]

How can a human nose be both blocked and runny at the same time?!
Hello physics? You need to sort this shit out pronto.

This made me laugh for some reason.

[Reply #685 on:]

Caught in a dimensional rift, Leela pondered her existence for a few centuries while her coworkers sat frozen and lifeness in the stillness of time.  Eventually she realized that the lives around her were like stillborn embryos and unequivocally incapable of fulfilling her participation in the journey that lay before her.  A door opened on the other side of the room with a bright light captured in infinite darkness, a forever she would now cross alone unmitigated by the burdens of her former life.

[Reply #686 on:]

Why would anyone even want to browse the web on a console? That's like trying to cook a turkey with a cigarette lighter.

[Reply #687 on:]

We are all family here, Casey, including you.

So that's why we're all constantly fighting and having incestuous sex.

[Reply #688 on:]

The eastern Midwest is relatively free of both, actually.  The only climate we have to worry about is the economic one.

[Reply #689 on:]

DannyJC, you're traveling down a dark path. Winnaism is a road to nowhere.

[Reply #690 on:]

DannyJC, you're traveling down a dark path. Winnaism is a road to nowhere.

oh i thought I was the road to nowhere.

[Reply #691 on:]

I am very happy with my non-peeler boyfriend thank you very much :P

I knew I wouldn't have a chance but you didn't have to come out and say it, lff

But Randi, I didn't say anything about my girlfriend!  

I don't care what people say, I'm gonna see it regardless. And I know you are, too, Leia. Don't say you're not, because you are. And you're taking your children. Let the Dark Side flow through you, Leia. Join me, and together we can rule the Galaxy, as teenager and mother of two.

[Reply #692 on:]

Sometimes or most of the time space I find...

I may start all and any of my "opinion" posts with this from now on.

Also, sometimes or most of the time space I find the currently active POTM should be stickied, cause then it gets the bold lettering. I'm glad you all agree.

[Reply #693 on:]

Haha Shark. Didn't even see what I did there, even you quoting I was like why is this here haha. I also agree with you opinion post :P.

[Reply #694 on:]

Remember Semens? Those were fun times.

Deliberately slightly misquoted and out of context.

[Reply #695 on:]

Winna time:

Every word you speak, every breathe you take, every eye you blink is the culmination of the most glorious moments in existence.  Your very presence is how stars communicate with one another, holding atoms together, and folding reality into the awe inspiring experience that it is.

Solid Gold Bender sat quietly in his room sitting in the chair by the computer.  He imagined greatness in himself, king over his dominion, as the bobbles and trinkets that adorned his space seemed to communicate to him.  They weren't really communicating anything to him though; they were symbols describing the perverse nature on consumerism, its idealogical constraints, and the idiocy of pride it gave to its disciples.  He sat there in his imaginings, but sat there alone, for loneliness and incompleteness were his companions.  None of the things he possessed, nor the mundane, immature day dreams he held in his empty hands could possibly fill the holes in his life.  Unhappy and afraid of social interactions, he sat there, a slave to society and the harsh rules of economics.  A sad existence breathed in a far corner of some unnamed galaxy for a brief moment in the totality of the universe.

[Reply #696 on:]

Such a wonderful way to describe masturbation.

[Reply #697 on:]

*Bump*

You know how I wish they named the Hobbit movies?

1. Bilbo Begins

2. The Hobbit

3. The Hobbit Rises

[Reply #698 on:]

I actually stole that one from a comment on YouTube.

[Reply #699 on:]

Excellent. Put on your beard now!

[Reply #700 on:]

The small portion of the LotR book I read many years ago said they were gay a lot. Maybe that explains it.

I found all those movies to be rather boring. So boring I didn't see the second one at all, and couldn't get through an hour of the third. Maybe some day I'll give them another go, but the fact that they're adding prequels means it's going to take forever, and makes me even less inclined to watch a bunch of elf things with hairy feet being all over-friendly for 18 hours. I just don't understand the appeal. I understand the whole fantasy genre, but who really wants to fantasise about a huge number of men of various sizes and levels of unattractiveness playing with a ring and fighting? Gay guys, maybe? I guess. There, I explained it for you.

[Reply #701 on:]

I'm thankful for not being an American.

[Reply #702 on:]

It goes the other way around too.

[Reply #703 on:]

I'm thankful for not being an American.

I'm thankful you aren't too.

If I didn't have free healthcare I'd be dead. I'm glad you want me alive!

So long as you're a drain on someone else's society and only a minor inconvenience in mine, we're all set!

[Reply #704 on:]

I got something better you could be banging against the wall

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[Reply #705 on:]

He's referring to the return of Unmentionable.

Who let him back out of the asylum?

[Reply #706 on:]

What a waste. One zip tie is enough. Gotta save resources in a post-apocalyptic world.

[Reply #707 on:]

I'm gonna start with some of my Drawception paintings/drawings:

First off is my drawing for the caption: Legend of Zelda Easy Mode:

Next up is Zigheil Zoidberg!:


Next up is Supernova:

[Reply #708 on:]

"Free exorcism" is like freestyling insomuch as the officiant doesn't follow a fixed set of incantations (very un-Catholic, I know).  The clergy shows up, the deacon drops a Gregorian beat, and the priests take turns dissing the demon's momma, occasionally in Latin.

Why doesn't this guy win potm more often?

[Reply #709 on:]

Are you getting taller?  And your closet is larger then the bedroom in my first apartment was.

Probably, and that's my mom's closet.

Did your mom suspect you were in the closet?

[Reply #710 on:]

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[Reply #711 on:]

SGB and Nibbs - peculiarly pro-incest. Got it!

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With a mom that hot, how could you NOT incest?

Also, ooooh, RC Cola.

[Reply #712 on:]

Why didn't Conan lose his legs yet? This is going to be the shortest war ever...

[Reply #713 on:]

I can't be the only one who sometimes confuses the word "merkin" with the word "gherkin".

They're easy to confuse, especially since they're both things I wouldn't want to find in my burger!

[Reply #714 on:]

Fry doesn't love you. He isn't real.

nothing anyone says matters. i know he has a soul. i know he loves me

No he doesn't. He doesn't exist.

[Reply #715 on:]

Neutopia... ...mysecond... ...choice...

Duck and cover!

[Reply #716 on:]

You tell them Unmentionable!  Don't fear spreading the truth about fry and leela's and zapp's REAL emotions!

Things may turn out well in the end.  Keep hoping for the best my friend.

That's right Unmentionable, be strong!  Don't let anyone else tell you that you're inferior because you're different!

[Reply #717 on:]

Please don't nominate Freako. It was just a funny post.

SGB and Danny

[Reply #718 on:]

Oh, Dr. T!

And they're boning there in Allentown.  Though I somehow doubt Billy Joel will write a song about that.

[Reply #719 on:]

I saw that post about five times, and this is the first time I've noticed he said the word "boning" instead of "boring". Silly eyes.

That's true. I saw him do it once, then about ten black birds fell from the sky and hit the pavement below.

Did he do that with a gun or a plane or something else?