I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!!

[Reply #480 on:]

WhiteMoth's a girl. I was admonishing her earlier for not showing up to declare the winner.

TOTPD!  Eat it, anyone who cracked wise about our parents!  And that includes you, Prof. Wernstrum!

[Reply #481 on:]

All right!  That delivery boy's back!

Fry, in SP3K (edited)

Or, if that sucks too much:
What? You can give me new episodes? Wait, what seemingly reasonable thing do you want in return?

Leela, in "Devil's Hands"

[Reply #482 on:]

Matt Groening: Oh great news everyone!
Me: Shove it, we quit caring.
Matt Groening: In that case I'll have to find a new audience to preview our ressurrection of Futurama.
Me: More Futurama?  This is great! I haven't seen any episodes from Season 4 through Season 5.
Matt Groening: It's just my way of thanking you for not innundating me with countless petitions and threatening phone calls.
Me: Aww you!
Matt Groening: I've pitched it to the largest, most well-informed network ever launched...Fox II!
Me: Looks nice.
-Farnsworth, Bender, Fry, and Leela paraphrased from "A Flight to Remember"

[Reply #483 on:]

Sorry for the double-post, but that should be "resurrection," not "ressurrection."

[Reply #484 on:]

It would probably go something like this:

Me: I'm so glad Futurama is coming back.

Friend: Me too.

Me: Feeling responsible for it's death was driving me mad. But now everything is alright.

Friend: Uh, not everything.

Me: What? What do you mean?

Friend: You have to wake up.

Me: Wake up? Oh no! No! It can't be!

[I wake up on my couch]

Me: Poo.
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Fry/Leela - The Sting

[Reply #485 on:]

Me: "Hey look everyone, Futurama's back!"
Friend: "We should go out and celebrate!"

-Randy, "I, Roommate" (edited)
-Fry, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"

[Reply #486 on:]

There have been some good answers, and in a way you're all winners. But in another, more accurate way, Athena1999 is the winner.

[Reply #487 on:]

Twenty-four hours.  We all know what needs to be done.  Everyone but Zoidberg227 knows what needs to be done.

The next turn is up for grabs.

[Reply #488 on:]

I forget ... does that mean anyone can start a new situation, or does the previous sutuation-namer go again?  A simple edit of your post will suffice.

[Reply #489 on:]

You go to work one day only to discover your boss is firing you. As he fires you, what do you say....?

[Reply #490 on:]

Me: Well... I'm gonna build my own company! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the company and the blackjack! Aww, screw the whole thing.

(Bender, "The Series Has Landed" )

[Reply #491 on:]

Me: Ah, I had it coming.

-Fry, BSNBAOTV

[Reply #492 on:]

Me: *Screams and runs out of the room*
In the corridor I see another former employee
Me: Mr Vladimir!
Vladimir: Come, Birdbot. You'll like being unemployed!
Me: That's what they said about being employed!
Some unemployed people come out from doors
Unemployed People: (chanting) Join us! Join us! Join us, Birdbot!
Me: *Screams and runs away*

- Bender, Vladimir's Ghost/hologram, Robot Ghosts/holograms - The Honking

[Reply #493 on:]

Me:"Fired? that's a fancy word for "I'll be waiting in your garbage bin with a sharp piece of glass!"
(after you're gone)
Boss Jim:"Good riddence, now Jim is the popular one!"
Various employees:"Hey, everyone, let's all talk to Boss Jim!"

Paraphrased from
-Bender in "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid" and
-Zoidberg and Professor in "The Cryonic Woman"

[Reply #494 on:]

Me: Hold it, Chief!  Consider this: You are sworn to punish the naughty, but many dispatchers you have fired are, in fact, nice. I submit to you, that you are naughty, and logically, you must fire yourself.

-Leela paraphrased in "A Tale of Two Santas"

Edited because Santa probably wouldn't attempt to destroy himself with a logical paradox.  Thanks, Boingo.

[Reply #495 on:]

In tribute to a recent Emmy nominaion:
_____________________________ _____________

JBERGES: Your firing lacks subtlety. You can't just announce how you feel. That makes me feel angry!

Boss: Look, what do you want?

JBERGES:  I want my job back!

Boss: Never! A deal's a deal, you're a horrible employee!

JBERGES:  Very well, I'll sue for discriminating me!

I'm fired because I'm male and white...

Boss:  Wait, that doesn't sound quite right...

You should have realized you were going to get fired.
You're lazy.  You're laaaaazy!
But instead I find that you are less than inspired
If you think you'll work here until you've retired.
I'll give you ten seconds to leave;
If not my anger will be mighty.
And so now without much a reprieve;
"Get out of here, you don't work here-

JBERGES:  ...you whitey?!

Boss: What?

JBERGES:  ..."you don't work here you whitey!"

Worker 1: Is this really happening or just a big hoax?

Worker 2: It can't be real...

Worker 3: Not if JBERGES can coax..

Boss: That isn't what I said! That isn't, and you know!

JBERGES: It will be when I splice this au-di-o...  Taaaape!

Tape: (Boss's voice) Get out you don't work here...you w-ighty...

Worker 4: The use of tape to make it seem he expressed something he did not intend to!  Now that, is, "blackmailing!"

JBERGES:   I will sue you right now and confine you to jail,
How sad!  How saaad!
Where you'll find a lover, a big guy named Bob,
And you'll be the bitch of a giant greasy slob.
Unless, Boss, you surrender my job!

Boss: Dishonesty has struck again through this dork who has affronted me.
Do I give him a salary,
Or stay in a penitentiary?
With his job he did not complete any task because he is really dumb.
But if I fire him, and I go to jail,
Then I might get it, right in the bum.

Worker 5: Arooo!

Worker 6: Bray-vo! Enn-core!

Worker 7: I can't believe he is being such a bad sport!

Worker 8: I don't believe that tape's admissible in court!

JBERGES: With the lawyer hired by me, in this great New Jersey state-

Boss: No! Stop! Take your job! You evil punk I hate!

(Boss rips up the pink slip as the lights dramatically go out)
_____________________________ ___

-Everyone - The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings

[Reply #496 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
-Santa paraphrased in "A Tale of Two Santas"

I believe you mean Leela.

[Reply #497 on:]

JBERGES, you bastard, stop being awesome.

[Reply #498 on:]

I did actually.

[Reply #499 on:]

 

Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
JBERGES, you bastard, stop being awesome.

Too bad I haven't seen that episode yet. But I could... it's just a matter of a few clicks... Nah, I'm saving these four last episodes for the time I get really bored.

[Reply #500 on:]

Me: "I'd like a valid explanation, please."
Feline Bosstype Thingy: "Well you asked the right guy! I'm the Director of Human Resources! Though personally I hate humans. (whispering) Espeically you."
Me: "Then why'd you hire me in the first place?"
FBT: "I don't know you well enough to get into that. Clear your desk please. By noon tomorrow."
(While I clear my desk)
Pointy-haired Boss: "And the fifth reason we fired you was for the sheer fun of it."
Me: "Anything else?"
PHB: " Yeah. You're lumpy and you smell awful." [I shoot him a look.] "Hey, I calls 'em like I sees 'em! I'm using synergy-spounting manager!"

 - Leela and whale biologist, "Three hundred Big Boys" (mingled with a smidge of Dilbert)

[Reply #501 on:]

Supervisor: I'd fire you now, but I'm just not that cold hearted. (whispers to manager)
Manager: You're fired!
Me: Fine!  I hate the people I work with and they hate me!  Bite my glorious meatbag ass! Raise middle finger.
Manager and supervisor (singing, in my dream that night): We're stupid!  We're stupid!  We're stupider than him!

Professor and Hermes in "Cryogenic Woman" (slight editing)
Bender in "I, Roomate" (edited), "Farnsworth Parabox" (edited), and "That's Lobstertainment" (straight).
Robot Devil in "The Devil's Hands".

(edit): DrThunder: I thought that it was up for grabs by anyone, but I wasn't sure.  And being a firefighter, I am naturally skeptical of any information I receive from a dispatcher.   

[Reply #502 on:]

Ooh, I have been burned.  Burned by a firefighter, no less.

[Reply #503 on:]

Boss: "You're fired!"
Me: "No I'm, isn't"
Boss: "Yes you are!"
Me: "People have called me fired before, but I proved them!"

*start clearing off desk muttering under my breath*

Me: "People are always in favor of preserving this position, but you put me in it and, ooo, suddenly I'm fired"

Fry "Route of all Evil"
Modified Fry (help, I can't remember)
Modified Farnsworth "A Clone of My Own"

[Reply #504 on:]

I believe the missing episode is "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid."

Speaking of stupid, where is M0le and his tiny, inferior judgement?  If he doesn't show up fourteen hous ago we may have to pick our own winner...like JBOOORGES, whose is the biggest.

[Reply #505 on:]

I rework the entire opera, and can't snag an official win...  Oh well.  I'll takes what I can gets.

New Situation:

A friend of yours has decided to make a change in their appearance, but it’s for the much worse.  You realize you need to tell him/her.  You say:

[Reply #506 on:]

Me: You're crazy! You don't need surgery, you look great the way you are.
Friend: But my face looks like a gremlin! You've gotta believe me!
Me: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler! *Holds up a mirror to friend, who sees Hitler's reflection*
Friend: *Starts screaming, but then his tongue falls out*

- Fry, The Cyber-House Rules
- The Scary Door characters. Don't know which episodes.

[Reply #507 on:]

Multiple episodes, actually.

My quote:
Post-surgery
Me: (not recognizing my friend) Who the hell are you?
Friend: I'm your friend.  You know, the loveable rascal.
Me: Oh, yes.  My good friend.
Friend: So, what do you think of the repulsive new me?
Me: You look beautiful.  Incidentally, my favorite artist is Picasso.

-Hermes in "HHRHGB"
-Bender, Farnsworth paraphrased from "Brannigan Begin Again"
-Leela paraphrased from AOI, story 2
-Farnsworth in "Bender Gets Made"

[Reply #508 on:]

 

Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
JBERGES, you bastard, stop being awesome.

*tapes picture of JBERGES face on James Marsters' body* Now that's what i call perfection!   

[Reply #509 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Multiple episodes, actually.

That's why my post has "Don't know which episodes" 

[Reply #510 on:]

Ah, the elusive, pluralizing 's'...so mysterious and so, uh, elusive.

[Reply #511 on:]

(we join the conversation already in progress [sounds all too familiar, doesn't it?]):
Other friend (to friend with new look): Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top!
Me: Bam!
Bender and Fry in "My Three Suns".

P.S.
DrThunder - no offense intended.  Seriously, we couldn't do our job without you guys.  I tip my helmet to you.

[Reply #512 on:]

Me: "No wait! Don't do it! People said I was dumb for not getting my plastic surgery, but I proved them!"
Friend: "You are dumb!"

-Fry, "Leela's Homeworld"
-Fry, "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid" (edited)
-Some guy (the one that's talking to Randy), "Crimes Of The Hot" (edited)

[Reply #513 on:]

None taken, 227.  I understand the giving and taking of crap, it's all part of the fun adventure crap we do.

[Reply #514 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Speaking of stupid, where is M0le and his tiny, inferior judgement?  If he doesn't show up fourteen hous ago we may have to pick our own winner...

It was family troubles.... again. 
Me: You look beautiful.
Friend: (Looks in mirror) Wrong again idiot.
 - Farnsworth in 'Bender gets Made'
 - Farnsworth in 'Bendin' in the Wind'

[Reply #515 on:]

Friend:*cries like Leela*
Me:Well, there's no use fretting. *Adjusts glasses* Good lord, you're ugly!

Leela- various
Prof- Spanish Fry

[Reply #516 on:]

TV: "Good news everyone! Futurama is back! Season 6 starts in 1 hour"
Me: *wakes up* 

[Reply #517 on:]

Welcome to Peel KTamas,

This game is a bout finding a quote that could be an answer a given situation, in this case the situation is:

     

Originally posted by JBERGES:
New Situation:

A friend of yours has decided to make a change in their appearance, but it’s for the much worse.  You realize you need to tell him/her.  You say:

How does your post (it isn't a quote) refer to that?     

Anyhow enjoy yourself here, it's where the nerds stay.
But please be aware of few rules Peelers gave themselves to keep Peel a good place to be.

my entry:
(Me: "You look beautiful! Incidentely my favorite artist is Picasso."

Professor Farnsworth - Bender gets made)

aww Dr. T alread had this quote     

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new entry:

"Well, what a lovely face. We just need to draw attention AWAY from the crapy area"

Woman in the shopping mall - A fishfull of dollars

[Reply #518 on:]

quote:
Originally posted by JBERGES:
New Situation:
A friend of yours has decided to make a change in their appearance, but it’s for the much worse. You realize you need to tell him/her. You say:

so is this it.

Quote: dont worry one day we'll all look back at this and laugh!

hows that, its been like 6 months since i posted.

[Reply #519 on:]

hmm.... it's a toss-up between Birdbot and SJM

Heads, SJM; Tails, Birdbot.

(actually flips a coin)

SJM is the winner!