Quotes You Always Use

[Reply #480 on:]

I've actually used this one when i broke up with someone.

Look fry(used her name though), i'm a man and your a woman, we're just too different.

[Reply #481 on:]

My use of "bloody chunder" has gotten me made fun of at work.  I'll occasionally modify it to reflect my attitude at the time.  Usually it becomes "bloody fucking chunder."

[Reply #482 on:]

"Zooka Barooka"
"Which last night?"

Someone: Do you know what'll be mad/fun/cool etc.?
Me: No, why would I know that?

[Reply #483 on:]

Well its all very situational and on-the-spot inspiration for me 

"Hey, Captain Cataracts.." when someone has missed the really obvious.

To a comment like "woah, the air con/computer/etc works today?", I might very well respond "Maybe they reconfubolized the energymotron."

To a comment like "the restroom is in pathetic condition," I might reply "Maybe that's because toilets have been set on stun, not kill."

You get the idea.

[Reply #484 on:]

I also use "Thanks, eagle eye" when someone spots the obvious. Like when we arrive at say...a theme park.

Someone: We're at the theme park!!
Me: Thanks, eagle eye.

It's very rare i get to use it though.

[Reply #485 on:]

This morning, my little cousin was being spoiled and  my gramma said that I never been that spoiled when I was her age. I then said "At last, recognition!" My grandparents started laughing.

[Reply #486 on:]

i've started using the professor's

'D'oi!' exclamation an awful lot....don't know why, though...

[Reply #487 on:]

u r all gay u just sit in a dark room watching
fukin tv all day u r just loners

[Reply #488 on:]

then why did you join this forum? Dumbarse. with a capital D.


i know, i know, i shouldn't be arguing with spammers, but i have to, you know 

[Reply #489 on:]

I admit I used "I'm boned" every now and then - but not often.

[Reply #490 on:]

I like to use Sweet Clyde's derisive laugh.

[Reply #491 on:]

I use most of Fry's sayings...I wonder why...my favourite has to be "Slurm time!" When I'm going to get a drink or summit to eat.

[Reply #492 on:]

I always seem to use Brannigan's, "Uh huh, Uh huh, that's whatever you were talking about for you." ever since i heard it. It's great in almost any conversation."

[Reply #493 on:]

When my science teacher was talking about something obvious, and put it to the form of the lamest joke I ever heard, I blurted out "I get it!" like Fry did on Spanish Fry.

[Reply #494 on:]

"An amazing thing happened, why not?"  That is real good for talking bout... anything.

[Reply #495 on:]

I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM! - Al Gore

good for him - Fry

[Reply #496 on:]

Have you heard of the nebula monks?

I've ... NOT heard of them - Fry

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"Do what you will but we'll see who has the last Ho!" - Evil Robot Santa

Love that whenever I get to use it.

[Reply #498 on:]

As a uni student i love the:
"I've got a degree in X (Homeopathic Medicine)"
"You've got a degree in balony!"

[Reply #499 on:]

I always get Fishy Joe (in my head) to express my displeasure at something by that "HELL NO" he told Fry. These days anyway.

[Reply #500 on:]

Everything Scruffy said in Parasites Lost.

"No I'm... Doesn't."

"Good news everyone! I'm covered in garbage!" - Actually just something inspired by Futurama and The Simpsons.

[Reply #501 on:]

There are loads. 'What up', 'Oh your god,' 'good news everyone,' and i seem to notice that around my school even non-futurama adicts are saying woop woop. Coincidence?

Also, it's great to start emails with "You've got mail! It's not spam!"

[Reply #502 on:]

Ok i had my lafff. now delete this 1   

[Reply #503 on:]

Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
and i seem to notice that around my school even non-futurama adicts are saying woop woop. Coincidence?
/QUOTE]

Yes. They're probably getting it from The three Stooges.

[Reply #504 on:]

I find myself saying "I already did!" a lot.

[Reply #505 on:]

 

Originally posted by SonicPanther:
Yes. They're probably getting it from The three Stooges.

Exactly the same place Zoidberg stole borrowed it from! 

[Reply #506 on:]

I often put an s at the end of words I say, just like sal

[Reply #507 on:]

Myself, I try to use one of my favourite Bender lines whenever I can:

"Oh wait, you were serious? Let me laugh even harder." (Good ol' 'Love and Rocket')

 

(And I'd love to use the one from my sig, but I have yet to find a situation where that wouldn't get me fired. I am still looking, though.)

[Reply #508 on:]

 

Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
Also, it's great to start emails with "You've got mail! It's not spam!"

I use that one to! 
There are alot of ones that I use like when my friends say that I can't do something I usually say "Evil Canival could", when someone figures out something I often say "Thats using your ass", sometimes "By monkey cake I meant your ass", and there is soooo many more but I cant think of them.

Oh yeah this has nothing to do with Futurama but when my friends point out the obvious I say "Jumpin Gee Wilikers Batman!"

[Reply #509 on:]

I find my self refering to Zombie Jesus alot as well as what the narrator of the global warming filmstrip says "Some of our handsomest scientists..."

I do mutter in fake cantonese in the fashion of Amy too.

[Reply #510 on:]

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."...

[Reply #511 on:]

I've been saying "I'll show ye..." a lot more lately (which I guess means that people have been doubting me). And Kif's sigh whenever someone at work annoys me. Speaking of work, there's a guy (besides me) that does the Zoidberg scuttle noise.

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"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."...

I use that all the freaking time.

I have also been using "x is bad and you should feel bad," a lot recently, especially because that one's funny even if you don't get the reference.

[Reply #513 on:]

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."...

I use that all the freaking time.

I've started to use it more frequently myself.

Along with "Kif, we have a conundrum."

[Reply #514 on:]

"I do intend to finish someday, Kif." - when I am late on some project.

"I've never seen him so upset.  Or ever before." - love when I get a chance to say that!

Edit: oh one more, probably in my top 5 quotes:

"That is how I met my horrible wife!"

[Reply #515 on:]

"Shut up and take my money!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
"The list of things I have heard now contains everything."

[Reply #516 on:]

I forgot, just today I used "You and I are enemies now." when someone assigned me some work.

[Reply #517 on:]

"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"

"To shreds you say..."

and

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore" haha

[Reply #518 on:]

The professor's statement about not wanting to live on his planet anymore beats his pajama quote by a mile.

[Reply #519 on:]

I use "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" a lot, actually. But it's an awkward one in that it doesn't make much sense to people not familiar with Futurama.

Incidentally, I also used "But I am already in my pyjamas" last night.