Quotes You Always Use

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Whenever a customer's order totals $10.77, I always mentally append my verbalization of that amount with "same as my pin number."

And how often does that happen?

[Reply #561 on:]

Yesterday I almost said "give me your honest praise."
Now I kinda wish I did.

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Whenever my faculty complain about how much of a bite out of their grants indirect costs take, I think to myself that they've got dump trucks of flaming grant money so it shouldn't be a big deal.

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I say "erotic" a lot and well almost everything that Zapp says but...I have to admit it the "Why you so stupid, stupid?" is my favorite quote in Futurama for some reason.

(And luckily where I live Futurama isn't very popular so...I don't have to see all these annoying memes outside the internet ,anyways I say "I don't want to live in this planet anymore" or "...with black jack and hookers!" sometimes too...but makes me feel guilty,so I try to avoid them)

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lately it's been Bender's "let's go already!" from Butterjunk and Naturama.

[Reply #565 on:]

*BUMPity BUMP BUMP*

I realized the other day at work that I have the following habit: Whenever a customer's order totals $10.77, I always mentally append my verbalization of that amount with "same as my pin number."

I ought to just start saying that part aloud, too; it's not my real pin number, after all. Besides, I doubt people would be interested in stealing from my checking account anyway, seeing as how I am a surly minimum wage employee at a grocery store who's worth absolutely nothing, financially or otherwise.

Funny.  When I  buy things with my debit card, I usually say, "same as my pin number."  And then the clerk looks at me confusedly and wonders why I said that.

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I've the "You gotta do what you gotta do" poster at my work. Whenever a coworker complains about his/her work, I ironically mention the poster

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Monday Monkey lives for the weekend sir!

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*BUMPity BUMP BUMP*

I realized the other day at work that I have the following habit: Whenever a customer's order totals $10.77, I always mentally append my verbalization of that amount with "same as my pin number."

I ought to just start saying that part aloud, too; it's not my real pin number, after all. Besides, I doubt people would be interested in stealing from my checking account anyway, seeing as how I am a surly minimum wage employee at a grocery store who's worth absolutely nothing, financially or otherwise.

Funny.  When I  buy things with my debit card, I usually say, "same as my pin number."  And then the clerk looks at me confusedly and wonders why I said that.

Your pin number is 1077?  Idiot.

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You know what?  That's it.  Go fuck yourself cocksucker!  Yeah, you wanna bring on more of your asinine fucking comments you shit sucking piece of human fucking garbage?  How about you go somewhere where anyone gives a shit about your fucking rolling commentary prick shit bastard!?  Nobody likes you.  NOBODY LIKES YOU YOU FUCKING WAD.  FUCK YOU.

[Reply #570 on:]

Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

[Reply #571 on:]

Wow, I don't remember winna's quote at all!   Which EP was it in?   Gotta rewatch that one!   

[Reply #572 on:]

"How is work in the lunchroom Frankie?"
"s'alright"
"Poor Frankie..."

My brother and I use this all the time for some reason.

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"Shut up, baby! I know it!"

(My response to whenever my husband says, "I love you." Oh, I'm kidding. )

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"What!?  No marshmallows!?" 

"Its honey, ordinary honey....this is no ordinary honey!" (only I use whatever it is im talking about rather than honey, I dont like honey that much)

"B-E-N-D-E-R....Beeeeeender!"

"Woooo, we live to suck another day!"

"Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!" (I dont always have a real application for this, I just love saying it because it cracks me up...then it confuses people )

"I AM lost...so long *waves*"

"Hurray, im useful!"

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"What's not happening?"

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Go to hell Heather

[Reply #577 on:]

"If you wouldn't accept my help when you didn't need it, why should I give it to you now when you do need it?"

[Reply #578 on:]

might not be futurama but here ya go

Show spoiler

im gonna kill you...WITH A SPOON

Heres two that AREfuturama

Show spoiler

1:NOONE,YO MAMA,SHUT UP.(whenever someone asks who am im talking to)
2:bite my shiny metal hat(when someone makes fun of me)

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And since when is he a the

[Reply #580 on:]

"That's right, come crawling back like a bird on its belly. Delicious."

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I improvise "I'm Melllvar see'er of the tapes knower of the episodes" all the time to fit my job at work, I change Melllvar to my name see'er to the name of my department and episodes to department. It works perfectly. I also use "look the idiots have the box" at work quite a bit too.

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I'll just sit here and feed the mosquitos.

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Whenever I go to Starbucks I end up saying "Shut up and take my money."

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I'll just sit here and feed the mosquitos.

Mosquitoes always go straight for me, long sleeves, bug repellent, and citronella candles be damned. I think I'm gonna be using this line a lot in the summer months.

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Me to -.-', I sleep in the same tent/room as my siter in summers and no matter what I try it is always ME who gets sting! Damn you mosquitos!

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It's because you are so sweet Eternium.

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BUMP my shiny metal ass!

I always use the Professor's 'HWha?' whenever someone asks me a question. I also like to use some of Zapp's words, like 'Champagin', or even just any word with an added 'eh'.

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BUMP my shiny metal ass!

I always use the Professor's 'HWha?' whenever someone asks me a question. I also like to use some of Zapp's words, like 'Champagin', or even just any word with an added 'eh'.

^ exactly. I often use " It's gonna be fun on a bun", too.

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1. Neat!
2. Woo, sparks!
3. Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
4. Aw, crud
5. Hwaa?

This is not really a quote, i know.

[Reply #590 on:]

I'd like to use "Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" from Bender more often, along with URL's "Awww Yeaahh....."

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I'd like to use "Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" from Bender more often, along with URL's "Awww Yeaahh....."

^hey i often saying that, too!

[Reply #592 on:]

"No Thanks" - The EXACT way that Bender says it in the first episode. One of my favorite things ever.

[Reply #593 on:]

Cubert's line in A Clone of my Own. "Hello". Classic.

[Reply #594 on:]

"Did you ever try simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"

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Good News, Everyone! when I talk about good news (In Farnsworth's Voice too)

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I've the "You gotta do what you gotta do" poster at my work. Whenever a coworker complains about his/her work, I ironically mention the poster

Hey, that guy has five fingers.

[Reply #597 on:]

Originally, every character was going to have 5 of 'em, but it was scrapped in production. He's the only one left from that version of the show.
Continuity wise, though, maybe he's a mutant?

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Originally, every character was going to have 5 of 'em, but it was scrapped in production. He's the only one left from that version of the show.
Continuity wise, though, maybe he's a mutant?

Yea, I heard about that. I'm glad they decided to just use four fingers. I think cartoon characters look better like that (except for King of the Hill).

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Oh man, so many of these.

- Lately I keep using some variant of Zapp's "Here we are, stealing a supply of birthday grade helium from the unsuspecting moon". Eg "Here I am, stealing a soda from the unsuspecting cooler . . ." 

- When someone mentions the sun in conversation, I also like to chime in with "At night it's called the moon." 

- "Let's go already!"

- "Hi-yah!"

- "I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead."

- "Shut up baby, I know it"

- "But I am already in my pajamas . . ."

- "I'll show ye"

- I now sing "Coma Chameleon" instead of Karma Chameleon. It's just more fun that way.