Quotes You Always Use

[Reply #520 on:]

Sadly, I don't find "I Don't Want To Live on this Planet Anymore" a nerdy/Futurama-y thing to say anymore, since it's a huge meme and everyone knows about it...

So, basically:

[Reply #521 on:]

Incidentally, I also used "But I am already in my pyjamas" last night.

That line works really well for me lately, ever since I got my Nightmare Before Christmas pj's with built in feet a few weeks ago. Used to be my favorite Professor line.

[Reply #522 on:]

Sadly, I don't find "I Don't Want To Live on this Planet Anymore" a nerdy/Futurama-y thing to say anymore, since it's a huge meme and everyone knows about it...

I understand your frustration. Whenever I see people post that on Facebook--and these are the least nerdy people I know, people who I am sure have never actually watched Futurama--it bugs the crap out of me.

On a somewhat related note: Tonight I was talking about something irksome with my friends and I said that it made me "angry with rage." Oh, how I wish they could have understood that reference.

[Reply #523 on:]

Some time ago I used "Just because I'm stupider than them, they think they're smarter than me." I was very happy when the nearby people understood what I was referencing. 

[Reply #524 on:]

I use "Good News Everyone" everytime I gather the kids for a family meeting, They don't always find it funny, since it's usually followed by bad news. Maybe someday they will get it!

[Reply #525 on:]

That's awesome, especially using it for bad news just like the Professor. Are your kids not old enough to watch Futurama, or just not interested?

[Reply #526 on:]

I just think it's weird how Futurama memes are a thing now. I see variations of 'Shut up and take my money' constantly and of course the confused Fry 'not sure if _ or _' thing. For me it's weird that Futurama is so mainstream I guess but usually if I quote it I only do it when I'm talking with friends who also know the show.

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.

[Reply #527 on:]

Mainstream meme wise, otherwise, still kind of a cult thing.

[Reply #528 on:]

Futurama memes have been a thing for a long time, it's just that there are also new memes from the new episodes now ("I don't want to live on this planet anymore" and "shut up and take my money").

[Reply #529 on:]

Exsamples (of news oneses)?

[Reply #530 on:]

Futurama memes have been a thing for a long time, it's just that there are also new memes from the new episodes now ("I don't want to live on this planet anymore" and "shut up and take my money").

I already gave you examples of the new ones.

[Reply #531 on:]

Wow, I'm sorry, I meant to say old ones. Not sure how I mixed that up.

[Reply #532 on:]

Examples of Futurama memes that have been around forever: Child Abduction, I See What You Did There, Hypnotoad, Second.

For more information on Futurama memes that have been around forever, search "Futurama" on Encyclopedia Dramatica or Know Your Meme.

[Reply #533 on:]

That's awesome, especially using it for bad news just like the Professor. Are your kids not old enough to watch Futurama, or just not interested?

  All four of them are old enough. Only 2 are interested in it. So were a divided house 3 against and 3 for!

[Reply #534 on:]

Oh my god, I'm so excited. For my midterm in Creative Writing we just have to define words and one of them is Irony. I have learned Bender's explanation and will actually get to write out: The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention, now THAT IS IRONY! Thanks Futurama!

Also I just remembered my friends and I always say, "Oh a lesson in changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa". Makes me laugh every time.

[Reply #535 on:]

"I am gonna enjoy killing you!" from 'Bender's Game' whenever I am about to chase a cockroach around the house!

[Reply #536 on:]

I used to always quote the Molten Boron ad, not sure why though. And speaking of memes one of my favorites is "Your ____ is bad and you should feel bad!"

[Reply #537 on:]

"So you're in pain and have a bunch of needles? I prescribe acupuncture!"

[Reply #538 on:]

"I got ants in my butt, and I needs to strut!"
I work this phrase into my every day conversations as often as I possibly can.

[Reply #539 on:]

Interesting, it must bring up awkward moments afterwards.

"So how are you today?"
"I got ants in my butt, and I needs to strut!"
"Uh...."

[Reply #540 on:]

When someone turns off a TV:

"Hey, we were watching that!"

Even if I wasn't watching it at all.

[Reply #541 on:]

*bump*

I recently realised that I've been calling people "Dumb bed springs" lately. I have no idea why, but I find that line so amusing. It's a great way to both insult and confuse someone.

[Reply #542 on:]

"This is it! The moment we should have trained for!"

[Reply #543 on:]

For more information on Futurama memes that have been around forever, search "Futurama" on Encyclopedia Dramatica...

It's .se, silly. How dare you not see into the future and plan for a domain switch!

[Reply #544 on:]

Whenever I am unsure or need to express uncertainty, I always say, "I don't knooow. I never heard of no mayor" except I use a variation of it: "I don't knooow, I never heard nothing about no mayor" I probably initially got the quote wrong but I've said it so many times that that's how the line appears to me now, heh.

And I say, "and then (s)he gets maaaaad" when I say something condescending or irritating.

[Reply #545 on:]

I've noticed lately that I use some variation of Fry's quote from "The Honking"--"It'll be a rich, full day"--on, like, a near-daily basis. My apparent reliance on that quote makes me feel like I lead a far more satisfying, adventurous life than I actually do.

[Reply #546 on:]

Haha, I just pictured you saying that with his voice. Good stuff

I often say Professorisms, like "Ehhhwhaa" and then "WHAT!"

I think I've also said "It's gonna be fun on a bun!" a few times.

[Reply #547 on:]

I've noticed lately that I use some variation of Fry's quote from "The Honking"--"It'll be a rich, full day"--on, like, a near-richly, fully, daily basis.

Fixed, no?

[Reply #548 on:]

Two vomit-related Futurama quotes that I use--either out loud or in my head--with surprising frequency: "puke my face off" and "drop a barf." For example, this morning I was so disgustingly tired that I wanted to puke my face off; a few days ago, I consumed so much food that I felt like I could drop a barf. In that second instance, I actually said "I'm gonna drop a barf" aloud to one of my friends; though she obviously didn't get the reference, she still found it quite an amusing turn of phrase. (The plus-side of having painfully un-nerdy friends is that they think all the witty things I say come from my own head, and not from Futurama. Makes me feel so clever!)

[Reply #549 on:]

(The plus-side of having painfully un-nerdy friends is that they think all the witty things I say come from my own head, and not from Futurama. Makes me feel so clever!)

I get that as well! And I can't decide if it's a good thing or a bad thing... 

[Reply #550 on:]

I find myself saying, "Most indeededly" quite often whist stroking my chin.

[Reply #551 on:]

I have a feeling I'll be adding Leela's "Ewww...kay" from "A Farewell to Arms" to my rotation of daily-use Futurama quotes. It'll come in handy if someone ever asks me to do something unpleasant, like grab my own severed arm or change a diaper or kill a bug or something.

[Reply #552 on:]

Why can I hear Lana Cain (Archer) saying that?

Anyway, I've been using 'That's my bastard!' (Classic line) the past two months a lot.

[Reply #553 on:]

I always find myself quoting Zapp Brannigan. Whenever I hear someone say 'champagne' I always reply 'sham-pagen' with perhaps the sleaziest expression my face is capable of. The worst part is it's gotten to the point I literally can't help it 

[Reply #554 on:]

I often use 'Oh Lord and just like Imy, I always say 'sham-pagen' when I hear someone saying 'champagne'. 

[Reply #555 on:]

I was driving on a near-empty tank of gas today, and when the low fuel light came on, I thought to myself, "The out-of-fuel indicator, it's indicating!" (I would have said this out loud, as opposed to just thinking it--but I was the only one in the car at the time, and I'm not some sort of crazy person who talks to herself when nobody else is around. )

Anyway, this is a quote that often comes to my mind in situations like the above-described, and therefore seems worth mentioning in this particular thread.

[Reply #556 on:]

There are a bunch. I use most of Fry's confused non-sensical remarks ("No I'm...doesn't.", etc.) as well as "I've NOT heard of them!" from Godfellas. But my favourite line to quote is from Joey Mousepad in ITWGY "Hey, you see this over here over there?" Gets a laugh every time.

Also, hello! Long time stalker, first time poster on this site.

[Reply #557 on:]

I use "Wait... what?" all the time. I did use "To the Sciencemobile" once, meaning to go to my cube/office to investigate some anomaly, but sadly none of my co-workers are Futurama freaks, as far as I know.

[Reply #558 on:]

"Oh for the love of Benji!"
I end up saying it at least once a day, on average...

[Reply #559 on:]

*BUMPity BUMP BUMP*

I realized the other day at work that I have the following habit: Whenever a customer's order totals $10.77, I always mentally append my verbalization of that amount with "same as my pin number."

I ought to just start saying that part aloud, too; it's not my real pin number, after all. Besides, I doubt people would be interested in stealing from my checking account anyway, seeing as how I am a surly minimum wage employee at a grocery store who's worth absolutely nothing, financially or otherwise.