Quotes You Always Use

[#120 :]

Yesterday I said finally A chance to use my 10 desert island discs and I said could I have a few hundred pointers.

TOTPD - Cant touch this!

[#121 :]

 

Originally posted by SwanMan3000:
oh a lesson in history from mr. im my own grandpa, screw history lets get the hell out of here'- makes people who like futurama laugh - confuses the crap out of people who dont

I love usin that

[#122 :]

I prefer to use the lesser-known quotes. For instance, the other day in Chemistry class I was looking at a model of an atom (you know, the balls with sticks). One of them, intended to be connected as a double bond, was attached with a spring. As I didn't know that at the time, I asked my teacher "Why is the ball on that sproingy thing?" Of course, she didn't get the "Fear of a Bot Planet" reference, but I think my lab partner might have.

[#123 :]

Mon Citer (French for "My Quote" )

"Fleck" It means f**k but I say Fleck so I wouldn't get done. Now I go round school and loads of people use my word!

[#124 :]

Today we went to see the Italian Job in the campus auditorium, and one of the reels had to be changed.  So there was like a 5 minute recess, and I turned to my friend and said, "If you'd like Calculon to double-check his tedious paperwork, press 2."  Hehehehe . . .

[#125 :]

*Bumpity bump bump*

Quotes I tend to use...

"Take it off, or I'll break it off."

"I/you're/we're boned"

"Spluh!"

"I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life" - One of my more frequently used ones.

"You bastard!  I'll kill you!" - I try and say it as close to how Fry says it as I can

"Sweet anteater of Santa Anita!"

"Buddah, Zeus, God!  One of you guys, help me!"

"What up?"

"I'm not hearing a no..."

I use the Zoidberg moan a lot too (y'know, the sound he uses when he's been rejected once again).  And my boyfriend tends to use the Nixon "aruu" a lot.  Particularly "Aruu!  Maybe so.  But..." etc. etc.

[#126 :]

Said upon leaving work 9 times out of 10:

I'm tired of this place and everyone in it.

[#127 :]

Let's go Dammit let's go! I say that to my family every saturday.

[#128 :]

"Well, I'm rich.  So long losers I've always hated!"

[#129 :]

U know.. I have a fren who uses Kif's "Oh jeez..."
alot..and actaully sounds like him too.
"Life is good!"

[#130 :]

The insult "Up your face" has permanently entered my vernacular. If I'm feeling particularly nasty, however, I'll use "Jam a bastard in it, you crap!"

[#131 :]

Just reminded myself today of another quote I use quite often, mostly when refering to inanimate objects that are making my life more difficult or unpleasent:

"Stupid [insert object here]!  You killed my father and now you've come back for me."

I don't really know why I like using that phrase, it just seems to fit.

[#132 :]

I love to use the one at the grocery store: (Insert overpriced item here)- "$5.00 for paper towels! That dog won't hunt monsignor" It helps if you make the slitty eyes too.

[#133 :]

i like saying "Look at me look! Bee bah bah doo dee bah dee bah doo!"

[#134 :]

"C'mon microwave, let's go!  I'm in a hurry here." whenever I microwave something.  Don't know why, as it's obviously not funny (more annoying, really).

[#135 :]

I tend to use them out of the commentaries, which means people really don't get the reference.

• Are we to believe these are magical *insert inanimate object here*?
• I'm tired of this room and everyone in it (particularly when my little sister has her squeaky little friends round).

EDIT: Ooops - Nix already used this one.  Ah, what the hell.

• So long, jerkwads!
• I'm boned.
• Ooh, here's a pretty one.

See, not all that funny out of context, but... y'know.

And the one that drives my father insane...

• Say what?

[#136 :]

Everytime I imitate the way Victor (from PYHOMS) says 'yes' - i.e. "jess" - someone gets annoyed. I love it. 

[#137 :]

when someones in the bathroom i like to knock and say, whats taking you so long in there, are you jacking on?

[#138 :]

 

Originally posted by Sil:
I tend to use them out of the commentaries, which means people really don't get the reference.

The other day, I used "I never had a shirt like that - and it was a different colour, too."  Nobody got it.

[#139 :]

quotes i use alot are
"this is the worst kind of discrimination the kind against me" "lies nothing but sweet sweet lies that turn into bitter orange wax in my ear" and "thats the dumbest idea i ever heard"

[#140 :]

[Victor]No, dogfood for [AdAM] tonight.[/Victor]

[#141 :]

 

Originally posted by kidofdarkness:
quotes i use alot are
"this is the worst kind of discrimination the kind against me"

I use that one. And it drives people nuts the 2nd or 3rd time they hear me say it. By the 5th time, they usually stop to think "is this going to make him say THE LINE?" before they do whatever it is.

Plus, I'm constantly using Zapp-isms.

[#142 :]

either use CHEESE IT when we need to pissbolt out of a situation real quick 

or for a laugh i talk to women in nightclubs (when i used to go) like zapp would just to see how far i get "i suffer from sexlexia" or "come and have a taste of my sweet sweet can-day... bam" , funilly enough one goes "oh my god is that like from futurama or something?" hahha we talked and talked, but she had a boyfriend, i then asked her if i can use the gaydar on him? "beeepbeepbeepbeeepbeepbeepbee epbeepbeep"

[#143 :]

 

Originally posted by [AdAM]:
[Victor]No, dogfood for [AdAM] tonight.[/Victor]

Ha Ha i love that line. Always makes me laugh.

"You win again gravity."

"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability."

"I've not heard of it."

[#144 :]

You're obviously confused and aroused.
i usually say this one to my coworkers.

or...
You make me sick to my ass!
haha

[#145 :]

I use Herme's "He/She/It [verbed] you [verbier] than a green snake under a sugarcane truck.

[#146 :]

Stop interfiering with history, I don´t want to memorize a lot of new kings when I get back home.

These things are always touching me in places!
Yeah they get around!

Hey I should be mad at you!! Now turn around!

Bam Bam Bam, you sure have this life thing figured out!

He wasn´t original, he wasn´t a martian he wasn't Phillip J. fry and since when he was  a "the"

Good News Everyone!

[#147 :]

 

Originally posted by Nefnar:
He wasn´t original, he wasn´t a martian he wasn't Phillip J. fry and since when he was  a "the"

Bender: "You're twice the "the" he ever was!"

Sorry, needed to hear that exchange finished 

[#148 :]

"[thing] resembles but is legally distinct from [other thing]"

[#149 :]

A co-worker constantly says 'Jesus' under her breath, so one day I said aloud:

"Sweet Zombie Jee-sus!"

Thought she'd be mad, but she actually laughed (after telling her where I got it).

[#150 :]

"who are you and why should i care"!!!

"dont you worry about blank, let me worry about blank"!

[#151 :]

i often say Fry's "what up?" when meeting people.
And also i say "why not?" at the end of most sentences to see if people notice its a zoidbergian term.

[#152 :]

Quotes I use:

"I'm boned"

"Oh my yes."

"Why you so stupid, stupid?"

"Good news, everyone!"

And pretty much every sound Zoidberg makes.

[#153 :]

"Cheese it" Perfect for humorous escapades.
"BAM" Just whenever I feel like using it.
"Oh my yes" Almost all the time.

[#154 :]

Oh my, yes....

Yeah, I use that one too. Usually to agree with something stupid.

[#155 :]

whoop whoop whoop

so, you like bananas?

holy gorilla of manila!

welcome to the werld of business.

and: Hello peasants!

[#156 :]

Being Norwegian, it's hard to make use of english language in everyday speak, but the frase "eighties style". Always gets a chuckle.
I've been considering a tattoo of Zoidberg in a dumpster with the words "There, but for the grace of God." written on it.

[#157 :]

ooh, ooh

Zapp: If things doesn't work out with you and this peepsqueak here, I just want you to know, I'll be there to score you on the rebound."
(don't know how to spell peepsqueak)

[#158 :]

"BAM" very often.
"G'uh" usually when typing cause it sounds odd when you say it (obviously it's an Amy only thing!)
"Oh my, yes" occasionally.

Sometimes I use other random quotes that mean nothing out of context and everyone thinks I'm mad, but it's all good.

[#159 :]

Ever wondered what makes special sauce so special? Yo! (points to head)

Zapp: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is... something something. anybody know?