Quotes You Always Use

[#40 :]

I allways uses: Bite my shiny metal ass, when the teachers get`s angry at me.
And D`oh, when i have done a mistake etc.

[#41 :]

"This is not a productive area of discussion."

[#42 :]

I tell people to take Rage Dumps all the time (from The Lesser of Two evils) *Jamaican Accent optional*

[#43 :]

"Good news everyone!"
"Oh my, yes"
"BAM!"

[#44 :]

 

Originally posted by Kazzahdrane:
"Good news everyone!"
"Oh my, yes"
"BAM!"

Oh yeah i forgot about good old BAM!!![/i]

[#45 :]

I've been known to use  G'uh or B'uh occasionally.

[#46 :]

"That's more like it" -in Zoidberg Style
"Screw you"
"Up yours, chumps and chumpettes"
"Indeed" -Farnsworth Style

[#47 :]

 

By Kazzahdrane:
"Oh my, yes"

Haha, yes! I love doing Professor-isms. "Oh my, no", "Oh yes...", "H-wha?". So fucking funny.

[#48 :]

Lately, when I'm taking a difficult call, I'll mute the mike and say "Buddha!  Zeus!  God!  One fo you guys help!"  Doesn't help the call, but I feel better.

[#49 :]

"This is the brass ring, fellas!"

"Hot crackers, I take exception to that!"

"You know the one I mean, the really filthy one"

"I'm not hearing a no..."

"With gusto."

"I've not heard of it?" (Confuses customers)

"Ya filthy crab!"

"No i'm.. doesn't"

And so many more. Can't walk past Brannigan's without saying the name in Nixon's voice.

[#50 :]

"You still have Satan, YOU ALL STILL HAVE SATAN!"

or,"You still have(your name here), YOU ALL STILL HAVE(your name)!"

[#51 :]

"No Spluh!" "guh!" and "sweet three-toed-sloth of ice planet hoth!" hehe..

[#52 :]

Whenever when of my friends makes a mistake, I yell "ROBOT HOUSE!!!" and we all run away. It's our new "you've screwed up horribly."

[#53 :]

i just say stuff in the characters voice seeing im really good at doing voices.
the other day i wanted some scissors and i said to my friend 'martin, get me some scissors... and a rock' and he just looked at me.

[#54 :]

I call everyone a chump now, used by lots of characters and in other media too...

Chumps.

[#55 :]

At the end of an episode, everything's always back to normal

[#56 :]

«Interesting. No wait, the other thing: tedious.»

[#57 :]

SPANGHEWED'S TOP 10 MOST FREQUENTLY USED FUTURAMA PHRASES:

10. Windmills do not work that way! Good night!

9. If, for any reason, you're not completely satisfied, I hate you.

8. This is no ordinary honey!

7. Tell them I hate them!

6. (Sigh.) No, sir.

5. Must kill all humans...

4. Heh heh heh... Poop...*

3. Bad news, nobody!

2. Good news, everyone!

AND THE NUMBER ONE WORD, THE WORD WHICH IF SAID WILL BLOW UP THE PLANET, IS...

1. Awha?

*BOOOOOM!* I'm okay.

[#58 :]

I find myself using Zap lines, "Kiff we have a knundrum" I have referd to numerous locations as "The Sexnasium" used words like "Shampagine" and used Zaps pickup like "I defanitly find the most attractive part of a women is the boobies"

[#59 :]

"up yours" (just a coencidence its on the show; ive always liked that phrase) and "i find the most erotic part of a women is the boobies"

[#60 :]

"I just took a life." [ecstatic giggle]
-Raging Bender

[#61 :]

My little sister, who is nine, likes to start conversations with "Good news, everyone!"....it's scary.

As for me, I've been known to burst out shouting "Woobwoobwoob!" or make other Zoidberg-y noises when I'm happy.

[#62 :]

My personal favorite, that I use whenever possible, in the Professor's "Geez-o-man!" from A Big Piece of Garbage. I also say "That's right off the funkometer" whenever something smells horrible, usually after that first quote.

I use a lot of Professor-isms, and Brannigan's BAM!, "sweet, sweet candy." I use "Would you care for some sham-paggin?" whenver I pour out drinks of any sort.

Whenever I want to end an arguement, I use the story about the grasshopper and the octopus Fry told in My Three Suns.

[#63 :]

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass

I'm going to get a personalized licence plate holder that says that when I get my own car (Right now I'm stuck driving with my mom's "Get Outta My Way I Need A Latte" )

[#64 :]

"...Each more identical then the last"

"Dear___ God, I don't usually pray to you, sometimes I even doupt you exist..."

[#65 :]

"It makes you think -- No it doesn't" 

:-D

[#66 :]

is 'no im doesnt' quite possibly the best line ever? i made me laugh for like a month

[#67 :]

While squinting: "Where?!"

Generally used as commentary when someone - myself included - misses the obvious.

[#68 :]

lol yeah i use that one quite a bit.
And:

"Oh monkey trumpets"
from the same episode.

[#69 :]

Zoidberg's "I don't hear a no..."

[#70 :]

"It's like sex, except I'm having it!!" when I had a great BLT once, it killed my friends laughing, woo!

[#71 :]

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

The best choice to hide the fact that you did run out of "reasonable" arguments...   

[#72 :]

When anythings broken: " fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it........    fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it."

A noprize for anyone who names the episode.

[#73 :]

Guh, A clone of my own.

Now, where is my noprize? 

[#74 :]

*Points* Over Nowhere.

[#75 :]

When we're almost readly (but not quite) to go somewhere: Everything operational but the cup holder, and I should have that within 10 hours!

Or, if someone beats me to that: You've got 8!

[#76 :]

does anyone know if "that dog won't hunt monsignor" actually has an origin.

[#77 :]

"This is as good as sex, except I'm having it!"

(When you're married as long as me, you'll understand)

[#78 :]

I don't know if this counts but one of my mates at work is called Kit, i have frequently found myself calling him Kiff. I don't think he noticed, which is good because it's not intentional, i guess i'm just so used to hearing the name Kiff.
Oh and whenever i come home my dogs are always really happy to see me, wagging their tails and jumping up and down, I always respond to this with a Zoidberg style Woop, woop, woop, woop they seem to like it, they get even more excited.

I can't really remember how, when or why i used this quote, but i remember saying "No world, you put your hands up!" a couple of times before.
Oh yeah and I always say, "Man all this pro-longed exposure to radiation is making me thirsty" No i'm just kidding. I think it's probably impossible to make that phrase fit into an everyday conversation, i just wanted to mention it because it's one of my favourite lines from Futurama.

[#79 :]

Underpants have permanently replaced Underwear in my vocabulary. Even when referring to female underpants.

"What up?"