Quotes You Always Use

[Reply #240 on:]

Every... Single... Line...
In OR out of context. Confuses the hell out of everyone.

Example -
Someone: Hey you wanna go -
Me: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
Someone: Okaaay...

Er. Yeah.

EDIT: TOTPD!!

[Reply #241 on:]

"Why always the fighting?"
"Bam!"
"Bite my glorious golden ass!"
Etc.

[Reply #242 on:]

Two days ago, I said to my friend "so let me get this straight; does anyone here NOT have amnesia?"  And then I said it again yesterday afternoon. It was totally irrelevant to the situation, and she had no clue what I was talking about.  Just like all the rest of the time. 

[Reply #243 on:]

Kittengas and Jeeto....using quotes out of context is the funniest thing....I do it all the time....

It's usually only funny to one person (me) but in the end....that's all that matters....heh-heh

[Reply #244 on:]

For some reason i say "Arroooo!" a lot these days.

[Reply #245 on:]

On Tuesday James was talking about a very right wing and opinionated newspaper writer and said "Oh, I can't hate what is essentially me. I love me!"

[Reply #246 on:]

"im deducing things" Dr. Z
i use it alot.
thought u might like to know.

[Reply #247 on:]

What manner of deal is this?

[Reply #248 on:]

I like to use this at the people at work.

Dont make me go up side your head.

LOL

[Reply #249 on:]

i managed to use frys quote about radiator women from the radiator planet, though i edited it slightly.

my friend: what are those girls doing to that radiator,

me: your a loser, its pretty obvious their making out with a radiator man from the radiator planet

my friend: but thats just a radiator,

me: well, i hope there's a burn ward around here.


i also used my knpowledge of parasites lost, to help in a discussion about brains we had in biology. yah

[Reply #250 on:]

Last week at work I was talking with one of my coworkers. They happened to wonder aloud why another of our coworkers still had their job. The rest of our conversation went something like this:

SpaceCase: Maybe they have the negatives to the Christmas party?

Co-Worker: Ah! Black mail.

SpaceCase: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool!

Ah, for another opportunity...   

[Reply #251 on:]

My Friend: Stupid and/or implausible comment
Me: "Like fun it is/you did!"

Various connoitations of that appear frequently in conversation. I may have posted that already, [DXC]but if I did, I don't care.[/DXC]

[Reply #252 on:]

yesterday i said:
 
"Life is hillariously cruel"
to my college tutor when he was going through my work.
He didnt get it and said "No, lifes just cruel!" the dumb porkpouch!haha!!

[Reply #253 on:]

Sometimes I use Benders "Learning is fun!" when either I mess something up or I catch someone else hurting themselves.

[Reply #254 on:]

I always use Bender's "What room? Bath what? What What?!" just with different words, and it makes my friend really angrified. I also use "eh, wha?" a lot, my friends think I'm crazy, they never watch Futurama. Meh. 

[Reply #255 on:]

"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."

"Oh.. it's the hypochondriac"

and the classic "you'll never guess where i've been"

confuses the hell out of our parents when me and my brothers walk around the house talking like that

[Reply #256 on:]

Good choices! Welcome to PEEL, kerryn.

"Well, gentlemen, it appears we're boned." Even when with my female friends.

[Reply #257 on:]

I've recently been using one from a deleted scene in "Bendless Love":

"Make it a malt liquor.  I want to be as clever and handsome as possible."

[Reply #258 on:]

Whhhhooohooooooooooooooohohoh ohoohohohohoohpppp!

[Reply #259 on:]

belive it or not, i've actually used "Handlin' raw chicken? best part of the job! Mmm-mmm! Finger-lickin' good!" from roswell.

not in context, of course...

[Reply #260 on:]

i use hot diggety dafodils a lot, oh and when im driving a friends car shes built like a stakehouse but handles like a bistro

[Reply #261 on:]

My band director, bless his evil heart, is the one I get to use the most random quotes on (his name is Smith, really)

Smith: ...so [the drummer] Sam is in Mexico, tanning and eating guacamole. NOW IT'S UP TO YOU, [taxi drummer] FERRET!
Shaucker: Stop eating our young! And it's pronounced GuacamolE!

Smith: (something about going over a part)
Shaucker: Let this abomination unto the Lord Begin!

Smith: (Cell phone vibrates loud enough to be audible)
Shaucker: What's that squirmle under your shirt?

Smith: ...Nick will be on Bass Clarinet..
Shaucker: Bass Clarinet? But only a few people in the universe can play that! And they're not very good at it!


Other things I say daily:
"Oh my, yes/no"
"Oh-huh?"
"Bender don't bend that way!"
"Arrrouu!"
"No I'm...doesn't..."
(as Zoidberg) "Hooray, I'm having a wonderful time!"
(from Less than Hero) "We are not amused!"
"What if I've had a few?"
"That makes me feel angry!"
"I'm having a wonderful time"
"The point is, I'm meeting new people/doing new things"
"Shut up and go [blank] with your [blank]!"
(and I've actually used this..."
"Yay! Professy's back!

[Reply #262 on:]

The other day i said in the science class when the teacher made a lame joke about lucky dirt i just said "Dirt doesn't need luck!" and recieved many a strange look.

I also have been saying at random intervals
"Monkeys aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head!"
and
"Monday monkey lives for the weekend!"

[Reply #263 on:]

Everytime i am eating something really good i always say "Wow this is great, its like sex except i'm having it!" Always gets a big laugh out of my friends.

[Reply #264 on:]

 

Originally posted by Maltho:
I always use Bender's "What room? Bath what? What What?!" just with different words, and

i use that, and once i was cueing for a concert and someone was stood on a windowledge above us, shouting with the window open, so i shouted 'do a flip'

i tell people to look into their hard drive and open their mercy file

and my favourite is to girls 'you may be a formidable do-er of the nasty'

[Reply #265 on:]

Casual hello.  It's me, <name>.  Act natural.
This is quite a shock.  On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least.

[Reply #266 on:]

i was on a school trip camping over the weekend, and we were all divided into teams, and our team had finished an activity before the other teams, so we were back at our campsite eating breakfast, and when one of the other teams passed us, we were making fun of them and taunting them with our food, and everyone was saying things like "Ohh, it's sooooooooo good!" and i said, of course, "It's like sex, except I'm having it!" (it was oatmeal)

[Reply #267 on:]

I recently used "champagen" and "Coinessur" (can't spell it either!) when asked what alcoholic beverages we would like at a resturant when me and my brothers took the old dear out for a mothers day meal.

[Reply #268 on:]

"Awwww, aren't you a fuzzy little guy?"

Used it on my cat earlier. Needless to say, he didn't get the reference.

[Reply #269 on:]

lately i've been using the deleted line

"wonderful! it's a time now!"

(i think that's what he says?)

[Reply #270 on:]

I love to say the the phrase "boned" now after getting into Futurama. I heard people use it every once in a while, but now i manage to use it in any conversation, even in class discussions!

[Reply #271 on:]

"I'm back baby" - bender

[Reply #272 on:]

At the moment, I cant stop shouting:

"By monkey cake, I meant YOUR ASS!!"

The reactions i get are hillarious   

[Reply #273 on:]

"What kind of party is this?  there's no booze and only one hooker!"

I've used that at every party I've been to for three years.

[Reply #274 on:]

Whilst on a druken, sign steelin' drive one foggy night, I found ample oppurtunity to yell "Cheese it!"  as we ran back to the car, election sign in hands... I'd sometimes throw in "ROBOT HOUSE!" as well... Some of my heroic company actually got it!Ah, to be young again... and also a drunk.

[Reply #275 on:]

I have used "You're not nice!" a number of times

[Reply #276 on:]

I can't stop calling "Emeril" "Elzar!"

BAM!!!

[Reply #277 on:]

"Did someone say something about a free hot meal?"
"But I am already in my pajamas."
Long squinting stare at someone followed by "I don't like you."
"I'm boned."

My friends and I use these lines all the time.

[Reply #278 on:]

"i did do the nasty in the pasty"
(aka Past Nastification)

use that all the time.

[Reply #279 on:]

'oh your god'