the best quote of futurama

[Reply #40 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kryten:
Okay, so he said murder. I'm wrong.

Less than 21 hours until "Parasites Lost"!

woohoo! 

[Reply #41 on:]

...sex is like riding a bike...
no no
...sex is like a drunk homeless person...
noooooooooooooooo
...sex is like murder...
god damnit!! son of a monkey!!!  pickled penis in a jar!!!

[Reply #42 on:]

 

Originally posted by Bovinatron:
...sex is like riding a bike...
no no
...sex is like a drunk homeless person...
noooooooooooooooo
...sex is like murder...
god damnit!! son of a monkey!!!  pickled penis in a jar!!!

hahahahaha
u cant think of one! 

[Reply #43 on:]

my favourite quote is made by a character you never see hear about or know it's a Indian man in the past-o-rama traffic jam hologram who says
"Get home, Bastard man!"

[Reply #44 on:]

GODFELLAS!

TONS O GOOD QUOTES!

My sig has one of them..
"Right and wrong are jsut words, its what you do that matters"
"I you do things right, people wont be sure you have done anything at all"

[Reply #45 on:]

Fry: "Have you seen my Sombrero?"

Bender: "I'm no square, but isn't that counterindicated by my operations manual?"

[Reply #46 on:]

i like the professor's "Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes" or something like that.
"Robo Puppy commencing two hour yipping session YIP YIP YIP YIP! ROBO PUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT! ROBO PUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT!"

Any quote by Zapp Brannigan and any quote by anyone in "Amazon Women in the Mood"

[Reply #47 on:]

mom, in a fishful of dollars

"now i'm of to some charity BS for knocked up tennage sluts"

i was os shocked that an old lady would say that..even if it was a cartoon adn a voice by a younger lady.

[Reply #48 on:]

Leela's father: No beer 'til you finisher your tequila! 

Easily a series fave of mine.

[Reply #49 on:]

No.  The best quote in futurama was when Bender said "...Fun on da Bun" from the episode 'I, Roommate' S01E03

Anyone who says otherwise is blatently unknowledged in everything that is Futurama. 

[Reply #50 on:]

Reminds me of another bender line from "I, Roommate"

Bender: "This is the living room, over there is the kitchen, and this will be your room, which is great, because until now it's just been wasted space."
Not so funny out of context, but since the whole "appartment" was about 9 square feet...

[Reply #51 on:]

thought of another. from "bender gets made"
 that robot mafia henceman after hitting bender
"whoa this guys an ox, he's got oxen like strength, hey, he needs a nickname...lets call him clamps"

[Reply #52 on:]

Wow, this is such an old thread. Complete with an animated avatar on the first page!

[Reply #53 on:]

wow this is old.
 anyone know why we cant have animated avatars anymore?

[Reply #54 on:]

I don't think there is a single 'best' futurama quote. There are so many.

My favourite part doesn't even have any speaking.

Roswell that ends well - Fry and Enis are in the middle of nowhere, and fry gives Enis the pin up calendar. Enis flips to the page with a man on it.
Fry frowns and slowly puts the page down again.

I crack up every time i see that... 

[Reply #55 on:]

"Dude, there's a universe inside all of us."

"Bite my colosal metal ass!"

"Would you like some human with you salt?"

And the one in my sig: "Peace out, Y'all!"

[Reply #56 on:]

from fry and the slurm factory:
Farnsworth: what are those HORRIBLE orange creatures?!
Wonka: why those are the grunka lunkas, they work here in the slurm factory.
Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.

that line is freakin sweet

[Reply #57 on:]

I love your sig,Age of Aquarius.

[Reply #58 on:]

 

Originally posted by Benders_Fan:
I love your sig,Age of Aquarius.

I made it! She's my sister 

On topic: "Why, if it isn't my favorite head on Amy's body, Fry."

"No I'm...isn't!"

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

"Take her to the laundry brig."

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Kif: I think the holoshed is on the fritz again. We should be ok as long as we don't cross paths with Atilla the...
Atilla: Yaaaaa!!
Kif: Jack the Ripper, Professor Moriarty, Evil Lincoln,
Moriary: Righto Gents its another simulation gone mad so murder and mayhem standard procedure.

[Reply #60 on:]

Oh and FutureDramaQeen its "No I'm...doesn't."

[Reply #61 on:]

Zapp: I have a very sensual learning disability, Whats it called Kiff?

Kiff: Ughhh, Sexlexia.

spelling? Kiff or Kif ?

[Reply #62 on:]

"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived."

"Proffesor-Lava-Hot!!!"

"Don't you lecture me on changing history, mister- I'm my own Grampa!"

"Bender, quit destroying the uni-verse!"

"Someones in a good mode!"

[Reply #63 on:]

Lynda: Is ther any thing sader?  Only drowning puppies, and ther would have to be a lot of them.


That line just kills me!   

[Reply #64 on:]

"Im not one to toot me own lower horn"
"That's what she said at the movie thearte"

[Reply #65 on:]

"Gwubba wubba?"   

"Y,yeah..."

[Reply #66 on:]

After coffee #62

Fry: "I haven't slept in two days but it wasn't the coffee, it was insomnia. Don't you ever talk about coffee? Hey thats a nice cigar you got the. Why don't you smoke it? Come on PUFPUFPUF!"

[Reply #67 on:]

 
From "The Deep South."

Prof: "I'M BORED!!"

[Reply #68 on:]

i disagree. that wasn't at all a good quote. In fact I am quite ashamed that you would even choose such a quote. Lets all pray that you can do better next time, somehow.

[Reply #69 on:]

Linda from THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STUPID
Linda: Some crazy stuff happened today. One thing was A train got crashed in New Jersey, Wanna see? People won't be late for work though because the governor lady said SEND IN MORE TRAINS!

That has to be one of the funniest quotes in Futurama. And I like the part when the train arrives and crashes and the people run on and they think they are going to miss it. 

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Yes! thats an awesome episode i like when they first appear on TV and Morbo spins in his chair and he gets up all dizzy after he falls off and when Linda says hi with her hand she like just drops it! its so funny! and then the train part and theres like 6 on top of each other. And then 1 guy i late and he like sprints for the train, more like to die .I have so many fav's:
1.(The Route of all evil)No Im--Doesnt?
2.(Insane In the mainframe)[drunk]Alchohol fuels my power cells and as a mighty--[Couch tips over and he falls aslepp]
3.(The Why Of Fry)I did do the nasty in the past-y.
Im only listing a few of my fav's!

[Reply #71 on:]

Fry, "Im having one of those things, a headache, with pictures"

Leela, "An Idea?"

Fry, "yea yea"

[Reply #72 on:]

MOM: Who smells like freeking porpus hork!?

Amy: I do!   

[Reply #73 on:]

As many have already said, Futurama is a goldmine for great quotes.

The Zapper: "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

 

[Reply #74 on:]

Leela: I can't believe you're laughing at the tragic exploitation of a proud, bead loving people.

Fry: Lighten up Leela, it's funny!

Leela: Of course it is. But you don't have to laugh!
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Fry: What's that weird sound?

[The noise gets louder. Wind blows down the Happy Mars Day banner.]

Mr Wong: Dust storm! Oh dust storm! Everybody into house. Hurry before we die. And wipe your damn feet.

[Cut to: Wong's Lounge. Mrs Wong looks out of the window.]

Mrs Wong: Phew! Everyone OK? No one considering lawsuit?

Farnsworth: Hmm, I might have mental anguish.

Mr Wong: I'll have you know I'm friends with every judge on planet.

[Reply #75 on:]

By far one of the best quotes are:

Narator: You've watched it you can't un-watch it!

-and-

Morbo: Windmills do not work that way, Goodnight!

[Reply #76 on:]

Zap: Your Skin is soft like a velvet child

I'll always have a soft spot for that line/episode, it was the first line i heard from futurama.

[Reply #77 on:]

Bender:Bite my shiny metal Ass.(It's original but I like it.

Fry:No I'm.....isn't.

[Reply #78 on:]

Wait! Is this plan gonna kill us?

[Reply #79 on:]

"I'm sad now."
Is just class. The way Billy West says it is just so darn funny!