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futurefreak

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« on: 12-22-2000 02:23 »

my fave quote isn't really a quote, it's bender's top ten list of most frequently used words. that's hilarious. hahahahaha  :p
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« Reply #1 on: 12-22-2000 02:33 »

I don't think these is THE best quote, just a bunch of good ones.

Professer reflecting on Guntar running away:  "Why oh why didn't I break his legs?!"
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« Reply #2 on: 12-22-2000 19:41 »

Wow! where to start... ummm
well, it's a tie between Bender: "Bodies are for fat people and hookers!",
Bender: "Hey! don't make me go upside your head!"
Zoidberg: "Good evening Ladies and germs"
infact you can pick just about any phrase from the great Zoidy :)
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« Reply #3 on: 12-23-2000 17:02 »

Reed, it's "bodies are for hookers and fat people", you reversed it...

A quote that I think is pure classic:

Linda: "...and the discoverer of Popplers, captain Toronga Leela"
Fry: "TORONGA???"
Amy: "That's her name, Phillip."
Bender: "PHILLIP?!?!?!"

However, my personal favorite quotes are all the ones that begin with Zapp Brannigan saying something and include Kif groaning. Some examples:

Zapp: "The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Kif: *groan*
Zapp: "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple, an idiot could've devised it. On my command, all ships will fly directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage!"

Zapp: "We will single-handendly attack our arch-enemy, the Neutral Planet"
Kif: "Oh, geez."
Zapp: "Once the Neutral war machine lies in ruins, I will be a hero again! And the DOOP will reinstate me as captain!"
Kif: "But sir, that plan makes no sense."
Zapp: "Maybe not to you, Kif, but if I recall correctly, you were court-martialed in disgrace!"
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« Reply #4 on: 12-23-2000 22:16 »

My fave Zapp quote...

"But you forgot one thing... Rock crushes scissors! But... paper covers rock... and scissors cut paper... Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper! And bring me a rock."

And this one's good too..

Leela: One of these days, someone should teach you a lesson!
Zapp: Well, if it's a lesson in love, I should tell you, I have a very sexy learning disability. What is it again, kif?
Kif: (groan) Sexlexia...
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« Reply #5 on: 12-23-2000 23:30 »

My two favourite quotes:

  • Leela kicks Farnsworth into the pit with the man eating animals in it. Farnsworth: "You killed me" Leela:"Oh my god, what have I done?" F: "I just told you, you killed me!"
  • Fansworth again: "Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement to make, so everyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodby!"


Oh yes: I just read Krytens post
 
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Welcome to hell. Or should I say, "Malcolm to hell"... No. I shouldn't. It doesn't make any sense.

That was absolutely brilliant!!

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« Reply #6 on: 12-24-2000 03:08 »

BENDER'S TOP TEN MOST FREQUENTLY UTTERED WORDS

10. "CHUMP"

9.  "CHUMPETTE"

8.  "YOURS"

7.  "UP"

6.  "PIMPMOBILE"

5.  "BITE"

4.  "MY"

3.  "SHINY"

2.  "DAFFODIL"

1.  "ASS"


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« Reply #7 on: 12-24-2000 21:02 »

 
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"Learning is fun"
Bender while Fry gets mugged.
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« Reply #8 on: 12-24-2000 23:03 »

I forgot what Bender was refering to, but it was really funny when he said

"well I'll go make my own _____, with black jack and hookers!  Well forget the black jack.  Ahh forget the _____ all together!"
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« Reply #9 on: 12-25-2000 03:58 »

From "The Series has Landed", after Bender gets thrown out of the theme park:

"Throw me out, wilya! Well, I'm gonna start my own theme park! Wit' blacjack! An' hookers! In fact, ferget th' theme park!"

Later in the same show, Fry and Leela lock Bender out of the lunar lander:

"Lock me outta the lunar lander, wilya? Well, I'm gonna start my own lunar lander! Wit' blackjack! An' hookers! In fact, ferget th' lunar lander an' the blackjack! Ah, ferget th' whole thing."
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« Reply #10 on: 12-25-2000 16:34 »

Well whatever.  It was funny.
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« Reply #11 on: 12-27-2000 23:13 »

 
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
BENDER'S TOP TEN MOST FREQUENTLY UTTERED WORDS

10. "CHUMP"

9.  "CHUMPETTE"

8.  "YOURS"

7.  "UP"

6.  "PIMPMOBILE"

5.  "BITE"

4.  "MY"

3.  "SHINY"

2.  "DAFFODIL"

1.  "ASS"


i'm surprised that the word daffodil was uttered more frequently by bender than the word metal.

later

~futurefreak  :p
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« Reply #12 on: 12-27-2000 23:16 »

 
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
i'm surprised that the word daffodil was uttered more frequently by bender than the word metal.

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~futurefreak  :p

Yeah, exactly. I also wondered about that. I never heard Bender saying it.
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« Reply #13 on: 12-27-2000 23:30 »

 
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Originally posted by plex:
Yeah, exactly. I also wondered about that. I never heard Bender saying it.


well, he said it once in war is the h word:

nixon's head: now listen here bender. this war is in danger of going all quagmire on me. so i'm sending u on one last mission.

bender: hot-diggetty daffodil!

i think that's the only time he said it for that episode. ciao!

~futurefreak  :p
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« Reply #14 on: 12-28-2000 00:59 »

It's funny because we almost never hear him say it.  It's a joke
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« Reply #15 on: 12-28-2000 03:20 »

 
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
well, he said it once in war is the h word:

nixon's head: now listen here bender. this war is in danger of going all quagmire on me. so i'm sending u on one last mission.

bender: hot-diggetty daffodil!

i think that's the only time he said it for that episode. ciao!

~futurefreak  :p

OK, seems I missed that.
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« Reply #16 on: 12-28-2000 03:21 »

 
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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
It's funny because we almost never hear him say it.  It's a joke

Yeah, but I wonder why it shall be funny. Perhaps its just me, but I cant see the joke.
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« Reply #17 on: 12-28-2000 05:15 »

It's the incongruity of it all. Comedy is the reversal of expectations. We don't expect Bender to say something like "daffodil", but he does!
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« Reply #18 on: 12-28-2000 18:35 »

that's true, that's what makes these comedy shows so funny!

later

~futurefreak  :p
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« Reply #19 on: 12-29-2000 02:51 »

Another favorite quote, from "Fry and the Slurm Factory..."

Fry: Look at all these cans! If only we had some way to find out which one has the winning bottle cap...

Bender: Wha? I'm sorry, I wasn't listenin'. I was usin' this F-ray to look inside stuff.

Fry: Wait, I'm getting an idea... no, I'm not... wait, yes I am... no, sorry, false alarm... yes... no, no...
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« Reply #20 on: 12-29-2000 04:16 »

this is one of my fave scenes of futurama (from a clone of my own):

leela: they've blown out one of our engines!

fry: fix it! fix it! fix it! fix it! fix it! fix it! [pause] fix it! fix it! fix it!

leela: only the professor knows how to fix it. we have to wake him up.

[leela shakes professor, fry squeezes a horn, bender opens his hatch n water escapes n goes on the professor's face]

fry: try shocking him!

bender: your social security chieck is late! stuff costs more than it used to! young ppl use curse words!

fry: dammit! we'll have to fix the engines ourselves!

leela: we can't, u bastard! no one knows how it works, it's impossible!

that scene was so funny it could have been a tear-jerker (sniffle, sniffle)

ciao for now

~futurefreak  :p
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« Reply #21 on: 12-29-2000 06:37 »

How bout on a Bicycloptic Built for Two or whatever it's called, when Bender and fry found the other secret cities or whatever they were.  Then bender said each one was more identicle than the last.   

Sorry.  I can't think right now.  Hey look at the smiley! :)
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« Reply #22 on: 12-30-2000 03:42 »

 
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It's the incongruity of it all. Comedy is the reversal of expectations. We don't expect Bender to say something like "daffodil", but he does!


Damn straight! And I guess it's supposed to create a little tension and uncertainty before the desicive number-1 word is declared.
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« Reply #23 on: 12-30-2000 16:53 »

Hey I got a busted ass here, I dont see anyone kissing it!
-Allright allright I`m coming!
Bender and Dr Zoidberg
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« Reply #24 on: 12-31-2000 03:14 »

 
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Hey look at the smiley!  :)


wow! what a nice smiley. hey, look at these smileys!

 :eek:  :p  :eek:  :p  :eek:

hahaha

~futurefreak  :p
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« Reply #25 on: 01-17-2001 10:26 »

Oh, yeah? What about my smileys?

 :mad:  :confused:  :eek:  :rolleyes:  :cool:  ;)

Good ain't they?


SAY THEY'RE GOOD!

Otherwise you'll die in a horrible burning of flames and pain!

Oh, and don't forget blood.


And guts.
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« Reply #26 on: 01-17-2001 12:08 »

from "The Honking":

Bender: "that was my last beer, I'll kill you!"
Fry: "I'll kill you too, buddy, I'll kill you too!"

from "A Bycyclops for two"

Bender: "Leela is experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshipping some low-life jerk."

Fry: "He might be some low-life jerk, but I don't trust him"

the Bender quote I'm using as signature is also one of my favourites
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« Reply #27 on: 01-17-2001 14:08 »

Oh and this one.
I believe I`m the doctor.
-Believe it all you want that wont make it true HAHAHAHAHA.
Zoudber and hawkeye robot
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« Reply #28 on: 01-17-2001 22:52 »

i remember that quote in war is the h word...hey your still using that sig and you still have my puzzle one...that's great...i feel like i have helped make a difference...  :p
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« Reply #29 on: 01-18-2001 02:59 »

Or this one...

Hot Tentacles: Leave him alone! He has twice the training you do!

iHawk: Yeah... he's a doctor AND a butcher!

(Switches to "maudlin")

iHawk: This isn't a war, it's a slaughter.

(switches back to "irreverent")

iHawk (imitating Groucho): This isn't a war, it's a slaughter!
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« Reply #30 on: 01-18-2001 15:33 »

I always thought iHawk said "murder", not "slaughter"...?
Well, we Norwegian viewers can't be expected to get everything right.
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« Reply #31 on: 01-18-2001 20:55 »

Hmm I though that he said "when will the killing end" in maudlin mode. after saying "he`s a dfoctor and a butcher"

He had the "whis isnt a war its a murder" with the "believe it all u want ect...."

To futurefreak: I`m using it at 3 boards now  :) perhaps I should put your e-mail in it for credit  :) :)
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« Reply #32 on: 01-18-2001 20:57 »

I just thought of another great quote by zapp.
"The key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!
and then he drops all the soldiers to fight the balls
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« Reply #33 on: 01-18-2001 22:27 »

 
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To futurefreak: I`m using it at 3 boards now   :) perhaps I should put your e-mail in it for credit   :)  :)


it's ok...but that's cool though...  :)

yeah and on this episode i'm pretty sure he said murder instaead of slaughter...the second time he said "this isnt a war its a moider" well, ya know how he said it...
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« Reply #34 on: 01-19-2001 01:29 »

My personal favorite quote: "I'M A BIG ROBOT AND I WANT A BIG CEREAL"

Other great quotes:
Anything Kiff says
Anything Zapp says
and finally Hermes sayings "Sweet Giant Ant-eaters of Satiago, the Profesor has been eaten by giant anteaters!"

Hermes
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« Reply #35 on: 01-19-2001 05:26 »

Ooh Ooh! I got one, Radijs. 

Sex is like a bean burrito...
oh wait no.  how about
Sex is like surround sound, it...
no no.  oh maybe
Sex is like sharp cheddar cheese...
damnit!!!
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« Reply #36 on: 01-19-2001 05:48 »

Bovinatron leave the sex sig to me...u wouldn't know anything about it...  :p
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« Reply #37 on: 01-20-2001 17:57 »

Rick I think he did so murder... because I keep thinking that too and when he switched to irreverent I keep thinking him saying mordor (kinda like that... that way some people might say murder... you know... like that adam sandler song... his hobby is mordor he'll eat a hamborger... then commit mordor..)

[This message has been edited by Adam (edited January 20, 2001).]
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« Reply #38 on: 01-20-2001 18:07 »

 
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(kinda like that... that way some people might say murder... you know... like that adam sandler song... his hobby is mordor he'll eat a hamborger... then commit mordor..)

[This message has been edited by Adam (edited January 20, 2001).]

yes he did say murder...hmm i dont recognize that adam sandler song...  :p
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« Reply #39 on: 01-21-2001 02:18 »

Okay, so he said murder. I'm wrong.

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