the best quote of futurama

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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, Goodnight!!!

that is an ill quote

[Reply #81 on:]

"No time! I gotta hand out the traditional Kwanzaa book." [He holds up a book called "What The Hell Is Kwanzaa?" and sighs.] "I've been givin' these out for 647 years!" ~ Kwanzaabot

 

[Reply #82 on:]

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Originally posted by soylentOrange:
"No time! I gotta hand out the traditional Kwanzaa book." [He holds up a book called "What The Hell Is Kwanzaa?" and sighs.] "I've been givin' these out for 647 years!" ~ Kwanzaabot

   

I agree   

[Reply #83 on:]

Bender : ooh, suggest that just becouse a robot wants to kill a human, that makes him 'radical'

[Reply #84 on:]

Dwight: I heard alchol makes you stupid.

Fry: No I'm dosn't.

Also

Fry: Ow my small intestine!!

Finnally

Bender: CHEESE IT!!

        

[Reply #85 on:]

"This wangs Chung" -Leela.  Can't for the life of me remember which episode she said it in though!

[Reply #86 on:]

 

Originally posted by fryismyhero:

"This wangs Chung" -Leela.  Can't for the life of me remember which episode she said it in though!

A Tale Of Two Santas.   

[Reply #87 on:]

Excellent...thanks for that, I was going nuts trying to figure it out!

[Reply #88 on:]

Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper would keep buring acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns and also got a racecar.

And,

Nobody cares, nobody cares,
Nobodycaresnobodycaresnobodyc ares,
Nobodycaresnobodycaresnobodyc ares,
Nobody cares, nobody cares,
Nobody freak-ing cares,

NOBODY CARES!

[Reply #89 on:]

i dont know if this has been said but when zoidberg says "gracias"

[Reply #90 on:]

wow. no ones mentioned my favorite zapp quote!

McNeal: fresh from his victory over the pacifists of the Gahndi Nebula 28 star general zapp brannigen!

[Reply #91 on:]

Leela: Remember, Professor, Bender is Santa. So we don't need to hurt him, right?
Farnsworth: Yes, yes, yes. You sound like a broken mp3!
[Bender lands in the fireplace.]
Bender: Ho, ho-- [Farnsworth blasts Bender in the chest with a shotgun and he falls back.] Ow!
Leela: (shouting) Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?
Farnsworth: (shouting) No!
He shoots Bender again

[Reply #92 on:]

Duh! "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!"

[Reply #93 on:]

I reckon the funniest line is from Mom in the Anchovies one (I can't remember what it is called)
"I'm off to some charity BS for knocked up teenage sluts"...cracks me up every time!!