Gorky

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« : 06-21-2012 15:23 »
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Last year, flesheatingbull started a thread for the best 6B lines; since 7A has official begun, I figured I might as well piggyback on that excellent idea and start a thread for best lines of this season. In addition to the one quoted in the thread title, here are a few good'ns from "A Farewell to Arms": "I was eating a can of breakfast and looking at porn." "It was worth waiting five hours to hear you finish that sentence." "I'll be alive, in her heart. But really, I'll be dead."
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DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary

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« #14 : 07-01-2012 16:19 »
« : 07-01-2012 16:58 »
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"We now go live to the delivery room, where we're already at there."
[Slowly and monotonously.] "People will wait for something good..."
"Yeah, you explained his positions in a way even an idiot could understand, and that appealed to me, for whatever reason."
"Excellent, now listen, we've gotta get some dirt on this Travers guy. Really McGovern him up! You know who McGovern was, right?" "I don't even know who you are."
"Hey, what's that rifling sound?"
"Well, what'd you get on Travers? Is he a draft dodger? Sex offender? Sex dodger?!"
"Scoop Chang, Fox quote unquote News. Senator, in the last ten seconds I've heard reports you weren't actually born on Earth. Care to evade these compelling charges?"
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DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary

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« #24 : 07-02-2012 19:08 »
« : 07-02-2012 21:52 »
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"Richard Nixon, running unopposed, has been reelected by a narrow landslide." Also, 'cause you all love it so much:
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SolidSnake

Professor

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« #35 : 07-13-2012 18:48 »
« : 07-13-2012 18:51 »
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"Morris, Munda, I now pronounce you man and wife. May I kiss the bride? Morris punches Zapp in the stomach". I cracked up on that one! Munda We still have a cake. Zoidberg Half a cake! Burps out cake piece
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