Best Line in Season 6B?

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so, what is your favorite line of the season, thus far?

The one that i can't get out of my head is:

Chief O'Mannahan: Fry, due to the unfortunate loss of Officer Smith, you'll be riding with URL.

URL: And Smitty was just a few days from retirement.

Fry: Wuh— What happened?

URL: He took a early retirement. Damn.


The end line by URL cracks me up every time. John just delivers that line perfectly.

Well, what say you?

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The entire scene with the drunken PE crew in "Benderama" is hysterical to me, particularly the way Hermes says "That's my boooy" after showing Zoidberg a picture of his, uh, son. That's probably been the biggest laugh-out-loud scene for me thus far his season.

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"You've really screwed the granny this time!" is up there, for sure.

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Wow there are a lot so far...

Off the top of my head, from Mobius Dick, and mostly Fry's lines:

'Like that Bible Guy who got swallowed by the Whale! ....Pinocchio!'

'Poop! Hahaha! !ahahaH !pooP'

'Earth is dangerous, last week I fell off my chair... *Falls off chair* OW! Quit it Earth!'

'Shut up and bow your heads!'

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Amy: Giraffes are basically land space whales.

Die you dirty giraffe!...
                  

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Farnsworth: I refuse to believe anyone is happy!

Chief O'Manhattan (naked): Congratulations on your big bust.
Fry: You too.

URL: I was all like: Yeah, Baby! Yeah, Baby! And she was all: Oh! Oh! Oh!

Leela: So... you're a robot?

Fry (drunk): Listen man, I... frick'n love you. And I don't thrown that word around!
Farnsworth (drunk): I know you don't, and that's why I love you.

Farnsworth (drunk): You're ugly! *laughs hysterically*

Ghost Bender: Fry is dead.
Robot Devil: Really? That's not what it says on his Wikipedia page!

Amy: Bender, you always say you're going to kill yourself, but you almost never do.

Bender: I'm not a cannon... wait... I guess I am a cannon...

These are all from the top of my head. I could probably come up with some better ones.

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The cute play on "You're gonna' get your boots scuffed" in Law and Oracle made me smile: "Police Academy is not for everybody; you're gonna' get your boobs scuffed".

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“Well, I think the robot devil said he loved me in Bender’s voice wearing Granny Hester’s clothes … I wanna go home!"

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Speaking of Granny Hester, the Robot Devil's "She's naked but unharmed" line was probably the only laugh-out-loud moment of that episode for me.

And, for some reason, I really enjoyed Fry asking Leela if she drank too many aquaria in "Fry Am the Egg Man."

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Leela: "Maybe if I move the compass like this, it will somehow kill the whale."

Leela: "That's it. I warned you. Fry, Zoidberg, I now pronounce you man and -
Zoidberg: "Awww... So close."



Möbius Dick and Benderama are probably my favourite episodes so far from this season.

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Professor: Think, Zoidberg. You must remember something.
Zoidberg: No, nothing. For all I know our friends could have been eaten by some kind of crazy space-whale.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.

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HELLO TINY MAN.

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Fry: Poop! Hahaha! !ahahaH !pooP

Leela: Hey, Fry. Pizza going out. C'mon!

Bender: I'm scared and great at sex!

Amy: Jinkies, he Scooby-Dooed us!

Zoidberg: My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN [bleep] 'ING ZOIDBERG!!!!!

Farnsworth: Shut up and bow your heads!

Hermes: Sorry its on the contract, all female employees must pose nude if requested.

Scruffy: What'd I miss?

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Definitely "Maybe if I move the compass like this, it will somehow kill the whale." Laughed so hard.

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Fishy Joe: Today is stroganoff Thursday, we are currently out of the following menu items:
Recorded voice: Stroganoff.
Greasy worker: May I take your order?
Fry: I'll have the stroganoff!
Greasy worker: *pause* Ok.

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In Fry Am the Egg Man:

Fry: I can't let my monstrous deboner get anywhere near you!

Laughed so hard when I first heard that.

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“Well, I think the robot devil said he loved me in Bender’s voice wearing Granny Hester’s clothes … I wanna go home!”

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Um, you already posted that...

“Well, I think the robot devil said he loved me in Bender’s voice wearing Granny Hester’s clothes … I wanna go home!"

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My FAVORITE, by far, URL line is, "Failure to scoop.  Ahh yeah!"

He's saying "yeah" as he shakes his head "No".

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"My strictly platonic friend is right." 

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In Fry Am the Egg Man:

Fry: I can't let my monstrous deboner get anywhere near you!

Laughed so hard when I first heard that.

LOL!!! I actually didn't catch that!

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He's saying "yeah" as he shakes his head "No".

I don't think robots like URL and Bender can shake their heads up and down, they don't have necks.

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"You can tell a lot about a man by the rigidity of his shins."

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A few from "The Tip of the Zoidberg" that tickled me...

"What started out as a pleasant afternoon of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned."

"I saw this in a Tarzan movie. It was called 'Tarzan vs. the Yetis.' I lost my virginity during the film, so I'm a little fuzzy on the details..."

I also loved Fry's annoyance at Bender's inability to sit through long car rides, but I don't remember the exact quote.

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"No need to thank of. Your shocked stare of gratitude say it all."

i crack up every time i hear hat line.

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A couple good'ns from "Overclockwise"...

"I shouldn't agree to things I don't understand, but I'm slightly thirsty."

"No one destroys a boy like you, Mom."

Leela: Look, don't you ever wonder about the future?
Fry: Well, sure, but you're always in it. Also sometimes terminators.

(That beat between Fry's sweet remark and his trademark dumb one just adds to the hilarity.)

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"Zoidberg! Move three steps to the right!" -smash-

Classic.

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"Overclockwise" had a lot of good ones:

Mom: An idiot like you is correct! (some classic Mom, right there.  )
Bender: Randy?! You've been hanging out with Randy?
Fry: This isn't a barrel, it's a stinking cask! I want my money back!
Fry: I knew he cared about us! Hermes: You said you knew he didn't care about us! Fry: Leave me alone!
Zoidberg: Someone used to care about me? Hurray!

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I don't know what it was, but Zoidberg and the Professor were really "on" this season. Loved every damn word out of their mouths. Still my favourite moment was:

"No! Nooo!"
Professor: "YES!"

Just his intonation. Damn you Billy West. Speaking of which:

Bender: "The names Billy West!"
Fry: "Billy West!? What a phony, made up name."

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From Cold Warriors... one of the best Futurama lines of all!

Leela: How deadly is it?
Professor: It could kill millions, or nobody. I suppose it might even bring a few people back to life! Anything is possible in science!

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From Silence of the Clamps

Bender: I'll just slice this.....
Zoidberg: You do and I'll f**cking gut you like a fish!

I loved Zoidberg in that episode

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URL: Mazel tov, Chief. That's a beautiful bathroom baby.

Cracks me up every time. I think its the delivery.

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URL: Mazel tov, Chief. That's a beautiful bathroom baby.

Cracks me up every time. I think its the delivery.

Pun intended?

Fry: Pfft, you don't know what cold is. I was frozen for 1,000 years!

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Yes, very much so 8D

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Mom: What matters is that it violates the license agreement and that means I've got him right by his little...

Smitty: ...Ding dong, I'm saying ding dong because you don't have a doorbell 

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I don't know what it was, but Zoidberg and the Professor were really "on" this season. Loved every damn word out of their mouths. Still my favourite moment was:

Zoidberg: Is this one of those no means yes situations?
Professor: Yes and no.

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URL: Mazel tov, Chief. That's a beautiful bathroom baby.

Cracks me up every time. I think its the delivery.

I loved the Chief so much, and that was definitely a laugh-out-loud moment for me. I also liked "I'm PMS-ing like a lumberjack," and am annoyed that I have not just encountered a situation in real life where that quote is applicable.

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 "Congratulations on your big bust." "You too."

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.

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"I can conceive of gravies that would boggle your tiny mind, but it's not safe here."

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I'll be completely alone in this one but this one from Overclockwise cracks me up for no good reason:

"Things like me or things like this badminton racket?"

Also:

"What's that sonny? You say it'll put some whoopie in my cushion?"