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flesheatingbull

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« on: 08-06-2011 20:35 »

so, what is your favorite line of the season, thus far?

The one that i can't get out of my head is:

Chief O'Mannahan: Fry, due to the unfortunate loss of Officer Smith, you'll be riding with URL.

URL: And Smitty was just a few days from retirement.

Fry: Wuh— What happened?

URL: He took a early retirement. Damn.


The end line by URL cracks me up every time. John just delivers that line perfectly.

Well, what say you?
Gorky

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« Reply #1 on: 08-06-2011 20:39 »

The entire scene with the drunken PE crew in "Benderama" is hysterical to me, particularly the way Hermes says "That's my boooy" after showing Zoidberg a picture of his, uh, son. That's probably been the biggest laugh-out-loud scene for me thus far his season.
coffeeBot

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« Reply #2 on: 08-06-2011 20:40 »

"You've really screwed the granny this time!" is up there, for sure.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #3 on: 08-06-2011 20:41 »

Wow there are a lot so far...

Off the top of my head, from Mobius Dick, and mostly Fry's lines:

'Like that Bible Guy who got swallowed by the Whale! ....Pinocchio!'

'Poop! Hahaha! !ahahaH !pooP'

'Earth is dangerous, last week I fell off my chair... *Falls off chair* OW! Quit it Earth!'

'Shut up and bow your heads!'
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #4 on: 08-06-2011 20:52 »

Amy: Giraffes are basically land space whales.

Die you dirty giraffe!...
                  
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #5 on: 08-07-2011 02:09 »
« Last Edit on: 08-07-2011 02:12 »

Farnsworth: I refuse to believe anyone is happy!

Chief O'Manhattan (naked): Congratulations on your big bust.
Fry: You too.

URL: I was all like: Yeah, Baby! Yeah, Baby! And she was all: Oh! Oh! Oh!

Leela: So... you're a robot?

Fry (drunk): Listen man, I... frick'n love you. And I don't thrown that word around!
Farnsworth (drunk): I know you don't, and that's why I love you.

Farnsworth (drunk): You're ugly! *laughs hysterically*

Ghost Bender: Fry is dead.
Robot Devil: Really? That's not what it says on his Wikipedia page!

Amy: Bender, you always say you're going to kill yourself, but you almost never do.

Bender: I'm not a cannon... wait... I guess I am a cannon...

These are all from the top of my head. I could probably come up with some better ones.

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« Reply #6 on: 08-07-2011 08:15 »


The cute play on "You're gonna' get your boots scuffed" in Law and Oracle made me smile: "Police Academy is not for everybody; you're gonna' get your boobs scuffed".

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« Reply #7 on: 08-13-2011 12:31 »

“Well, I think the robot devil said he loved me in Bender’s voice wearing Granny Hester’s clothes … I wanna go home!"
Gorky

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« Reply #8 on: 08-14-2011 04:47 »

Speaking of Granny Hester, the Robot Devil's "She's naked but unharmed" line was probably the only laugh-out-loud moment of that episode for me.

And, for some reason, I really enjoyed Fry asking Leela if she drank too many aquaria in "Fry Am the Egg Man."
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« Reply #9 on: 08-14-2011 08:39 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2011 08:47 »

Leela: "Maybe if I move the compass like this, it will somehow kill the whale."

Leela: "That's it. I warned you. Fry, Zoidberg, I now pronounce you man and -
Zoidberg: "Awww... So close."



Möbius Dick and Benderama are probably my favourite episodes so far from this season.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #10 on: 08-14-2011 14:04 »

Professor: Think, Zoidberg. You must remember something.
Zoidberg: No, nothing. For all I know our friends could have been eaten by some kind of crazy space-whale.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

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« Reply #11 on: 08-14-2011 15:30 »

HELLO TINY MAN.
EvilChicken

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« Reply #12 on: 08-14-2011 18:03 »
« Last Edit on: 08-14-2011 18:05 »

Fry: Poop! Hahaha! !ahahaH !pooP

Leela: Hey, Fry. Pizza going out. C'mon!

Bender: I'm scared and great at sex!

Amy: Jinkies, he Scooby-Dooed us!

Zoidberg: My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN [bleep] 'ING ZOIDBERG!!!!!

Farnsworth: Shut up and bow your heads!

Hermes: Sorry its on the contract, all female employees must pose nude if requested.

Scruffy: What'd I miss?
spira

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« Reply #13 on: 08-15-2011 00:41 »

Definitely "Maybe if I move the compass like this, it will somehow kill the whale." Laughed so hard.
wowbagger

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« Reply #14 on: 08-15-2011 09:13 »

Fishy Joe: Today is stroganoff Thursday, we are currently out of the following menu items:
Recorded voice: Stroganoff.
Greasy worker: May I take your order?
Fry: I'll have the stroganoff!
Greasy worker: *pause* Ok.
futurefreak

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« Reply #15 on: 08-15-2011 22:19 »

In Fry Am the Egg Man:

Fry: I can't let my monstrous deboner get anywhere near you!

laff Laughed so hard when I first heard that.
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« Reply #16 on: 08-15-2011 22:46 »

“Well, I think the robot devil said he loved me in Bender’s voice wearing Granny Hester’s clothes … I wanna go home!”
DannyJC13

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« Reply #17 on: 08-15-2011 22:48 »

Um, you already posted that...

“Well, I think the robot devil said he loved me in Bender’s voice wearing Granny Hester’s clothes … I wanna go home!"
Zubans

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« Reply #18 on: 08-18-2011 23:24 »

My FAVORITE, by far, URL line is, "Failure to scoop.  Ahh yeah!"

He's saying "yeah" as he shakes his head "No".
David A

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« Reply #19 on: 08-19-2011 05:04 »

"My strictly platonic friend is right."  smile
lilkitten29

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« Reply #20 on: 08-19-2011 05:34 »

In Fry Am the Egg Man:

Fry: I can't let my monstrous deboner get anywhere near you!

laff Laughed so hard when I first heard that.

LOL!!! I actually didn't catch that!
DannyJC13

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« Reply #21 on: 08-19-2011 13:29 »

He's saying "yeah" as he shakes his head "No".

I don't think robots like URL and Bender can shake their heads up and down, they don't have necks. hmpf
FishyJoe

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« Reply #22 on: 08-19-2011 14:40 »

"You can tell a lot about a man by the rigidity of his shins."
Gorky

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« Reply #23 on: 08-20-2011 02:13 »

A few from "The Tip of the Zoidberg" that tickled me...

"What started out as a pleasant afternoon of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned."

"I saw this in a Tarzan movie. It was called 'Tarzan vs. the Yetis.' I lost my virginity during the film, so I'm a little fuzzy on the details..."

I also loved Fry's annoyance at Bender's inability to sit through long car rides, but I don't remember the exact quote.
flesheatingbull

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« Reply #24 on: 08-21-2011 15:02 »

"No need to thank of. Your shocked stare of gratitude say it all."

i crack up every time i hear hat line.
Gorky

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« Reply #25 on: 09-03-2011 04:18 »

A couple good'ns from "Overclockwise"...

"I shouldn't agree to things I don't understand, but I'm slightly thirsty."

"No one destroys a boy like you, Mom."

Leela: Look, don't you ever wonder about the future?
Fry: Well, sure, but you're always in it. Also sometimes terminators.

(That beat between Fry's sweet remark and his trademark dumb one just adds to the hilarity.)
spira

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« Reply #26 on: 09-03-2011 04:26 »

"Zoidberg! Move three steps to the right!" -smash-

Classic.
bendingunit6

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« Reply #27 on: 09-03-2011 05:11 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2011 09:47 »

"Overclockwise" had a lot of good ones:

Mom: An idiot like you is correct! (some classic Mom, right there.  laff)
Bender: Randy?! You've been hanging out with Randy?
Fry: This isn't a barrel, it's a stinking cask! I want my money back!
Fry: I knew he cared about us! Hermes: You said you knew he didn't care about us! Fry: Leave me alone!
Zoidberg: Someone used to care about me? Hurray!
Chump

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« Reply #28 on: 09-03-2011 07:05 »

I don't know what it was, but Zoidberg and the Professor were really "on" this season. Loved every damn word out of their mouths. Still my favourite moment was:

"No! Nooo!"
Professor: "YES!"

Just his intonation. Damn you Billy West. Speaking of which:

Bender: "The names Billy West!"
Fry: "Billy West!? What a phony, made up name."
wowbagger

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« Reply #29 on: 09-03-2011 08:59 »

From Cold Warriors... one of the best Futurama lines of all!

Leela: How deadly is it?
Professor: It could kill millions, or nobody. I suppose it might even bring a few people back to life! Anything is possible in science!
pumpkinpie

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« Reply #30 on: 09-03-2011 09:11 »

From Silence of the Clamps

Bender: I'll just slice this.....
Zoidberg: You do and I'll f**cking gut you like a fish!

I loved Zoidberg in that episode
Kornography

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« Reply #31 on: 09-03-2011 09:17 »

URL: Mazel tov, Chief. That's a beautiful bathroom baby.

Cracks me up every time. I think its the delivery.
wowbagger

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« Reply #32 on: 09-03-2011 09:43 »

URL: Mazel tov, Chief. That's a beautiful bathroom baby.

Cracks me up every time. I think its the delivery.

Pun intended?

Fry: Pfft, you don't know what cold is. I was frozen for 1,000 years!
Kornography

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« Reply #33 on: 09-03-2011 09:44 »

Yes, very much so 8D
Boxy Robot

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« Reply #34 on: 09-03-2011 10:37 »

Mom: What matters is that it violates the license agreement and that means I've got him right by his little...

Smitty: ...Ding dong, I'm saying ding dong because you don't have a doorbell  laff
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« Reply #35 on: 09-03-2011 13:44 »

I don't know what it was, but Zoidberg and the Professor were really "on" this season. Loved every damn word out of their mouths. Still my favourite moment was:

Zoidberg: Is this one of those no means yes situations?
Professor: Yes and no.
Gorky

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« Reply #36 on: 09-03-2011 14:42 »

URL: Mazel tov, Chief. That's a beautiful bathroom baby.

Cracks me up every time. I think its the delivery.

I loved the Chief so much, and that was definitely a laugh-out-loud moment for me. I also liked "I'm PMS-ing like a lumberjack," and am annoyed that I have not just encountered a situation in real life where that quote is applicable.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #37 on: 09-03-2011 14:49 »


 "Congratulations on your big bust." "You too."

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Louiswuenator

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« Reply #38 on: 09-03-2011 16:19 »

"I can conceive of gravies that would boggle your tiny mind, but it's not safe here."
Curious Gorge

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« Reply #39 on: 09-03-2011 16:58 »

I'll be completely alone in this one but this one from Overclockwise cracks me up for no good reason:

"Things like me or things like this badminton racket?"

Also:

"What's that sonny? You say it'll put some whoopie in my cushion?"
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