I am Bender, please insert caption! (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #680 on:]

Umm... I don't really have anything for this one.

I don't, either, but you don't see me posting about it, do you?

Wait ... er ... um ...



Key: Pull my blade!

[Reply #681 on:]

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      Umm... I don't really have anything for this one.

   I don't, either, but you don't see me posting about it, do you?

   Wait ... er ... um ...

Ah, the good ol I-got-nothing response, ya gotta love em.
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[edit] Wow, that page brings back so many memories! [/edit]

[Reply #682 on:]

The Pocket Keyblade.

[Reply #683 on:]

El_Man, come on down...!

[Reply #684 on:]

Really? It's been so long, where did I put those framegrabs....? Ah, here's one.

[Reply #685 on:]

Fiona: You know, I don't remember anything in the old prophecies about The Other having sweaty boot rash.

[Reply #686 on:]

Leela: Ho-ho-ho, and what do you want for X-Mas this year...?

[Reply #687 on:]

The Hair-Bow factory had gone a little crazy with the Orange this week...

[Reply #688 on:]

Leela:  What are we doing here?

Nibbloian:  We're reeacting that ending scene from Beneath the Planet of the Apes.  You can be Charlton Heston! 

[Reply #689 on:]

The only thing worse than the Crazy Cat Lady...............

[Reply #690 on:]

Fiona: Understand now that we have taken you back to a friday night in 1997. People will not go out until Friends is over. When we go back further this is what we must prevent! For the sake of the universe!

[Reply #691 on:]

Fiona: You gonna eat that?

[Reply #692 on:]

One of these things is not like the others
Which one is different, do you know?
If you tell me which thing is not like the others,
Then I'll tell you if it is so.

[Reply #693 on:]

Leela was browsing through her nibblonian specimens, and she has finally found a good pair of entrants for the universal song contest at the restaurant on the end of the universe.

It's bad, alright.

[Reply #694 on:]

Fiona: Sooo... you up for group sex while we're waiting for the pizza truck to arrive?

[Reply #695 on:]

I'm surprised nobody used me in this one. Oh, well, here we go.

Nibblonian Leader: Why wasn't I invited?

[Reply #696 on:]

Fiona: Do we have to watch The Matrix again?

[Reply #697 on:]

Hobbitboy for the win, FHM and futz for the Honourable Mentions.

[Reply #698 on:]

[Reply #699 on:]

Bender: Heh heh, time for a celebratory drink. Big Boots will never figure out it was me who glued her fingers to her forehead...

[Reply #700 on:]

As is the Earthican tradition, the peoples' are to salute, or drink to the Earthican flag.

[Reply #701 on:]

The last moments before Leela went upside Bender's head.

[Reply #702 on:]

Not really a caption, but why does Leela look bustier than usual in that pic?

[Reply #703 on:]

Not really a caption, but why does Leela look bustier than usual in that pic?

Why complain?

Seriously, when a woman raises her arm to shoulder-level or higher, her chest will stick out more prominently.

As for captioning:

Leela: [whispering] Bender, you're supposed to crash that bottle of champagne against the hull of the ship!

[Reply #704 on:]

Not really a caption, but why does Leela look bustier than usual in that pic?

Why complain?

Who said I was complaining?

[Reply #705 on:]

Prof: Leela! Were you and Bender having a drinking contest on the return trip?

Leela: Sir! No Shir! (Wobble)

Bender: No, but I won - hee, hee.

Leela: Huuuuurrrllll!!!

Bender: Argh! It's getting in my gears!

Leela: Blhauuuuurrrllll!!!

[Reply #706 on:]

Leela:  Ai Ai, Captain!

Bender:    You mean, Captain Morgan?  100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around....

[Reply #707 on:]

Both PE employees were to busy doing what they were doing that they didn't realise that Gingerbread man on top of the ship was actually planning to kill them.

And yet again, I'm doin it the wrong way. This is baaaad.

[Reply #708 on:]

Leela:  Ai Ai, Captain!

Bender:    You mean, Captain Morgan?  100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around....

Captain Morgan does not work that way!  Goodnight!

[Reply #709 on:]

Fry: [off screen] Bender, stop drinking. You're making Camera 3 get fuzzy.

[Reply #710 on:]

I'm awarding this one to…

*  NastyInThePasty  *

But first I'd like to honorably* mention DannyJC13 for getting his priorities straight and CommanderZapp for the mental image of 30th century New New York's vermin problem being gingerbread men!  


* Or, where I come from, honourably.

[Reply #711 on:]

Sweet.

[Reply #712 on:]

The announcer was so occupied with staring on the bidders that he didn't see that the skeleton was coming to eat him.

No gingerbread men here, eh?
And this is so bad it's good.

[Reply #713 on:]

Skeleton:  the aution lasted 100 years and I still havn't gotten the hat!!

[Reply #714 on:]

Auction:  Going once!  Going twice!  Do I hear 1000?  2000?  3000?

Skeleton:  Hey, you stop exploiting me and give me skin! 

[Reply #715 on:]

Fry: I bid the US debt in 2011.
Auctioneer: Adjusted or unadjusted for inflation?
[camera zooms in close on Fry]
Fry: Adjusted.
[murmurs throughout crowd]

[Reply #716 on:]

Auctioneer: We've all got skeletons in our closet, now, put a skeleton in your closet....

[Reply #717 on:]

Autioneer: Now up for bid is a man who literally has a stick up his ass. This would make a wonderful coat rack or conversation piece, can we start at $200?

[Reply #718 on:]

Lecturer: Ignore the skeleton, those lazy pre-med students left it here! This is philosophy class! Now, what will happen if I hit this hamburger with a mallet?

[Reply #719 on:]

Judge: Quiet down, everyone! I'm still listening to the witness's testimony!