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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: "Good morning sir. Have you accepted Zombie Jesus in to your life?"
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CommanderZapp
Starship Captain
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Leela: Hello! Would you be interested in signing up for the " SAFBATP - Support Association For Bored American Television Producers"-fund. Woman: What is it that you do? Leela: We support bored TV-producers, we kidnap them from work, and send them to a spa for relaxation. Woman: No thanks. Leela: Are you sure? We have holographic displays showing the names of producers in need of support. Here's one in front of you. A contribution would really make a difference. Woman: No thanks. Leela: Well, thanks anyway. (Mutters) Well that was a waste of time. (PS. I know that this sucks and isn't funny, but I couldn't come up with anything better. I think you get how bad I am at this. )
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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I'll pick a winner tomorrow night (some funny stuff so far).
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Fnord takes it, with SoylentOrange a close second.
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TheFutureisWild
Crustacean
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Professor: Why yes, that was the craziest, most foolish maniac to ever come through the Academy . . . . .
Leela: But that's you Professor
Professor whaa? yes . . . . me . . .yes
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Zoidberg: I saw where Leela's pancake ended up!
Leela: [sheepish] Oh lord...
Professor: That's the last time I allow you to cook breakfast, Leela.
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