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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Dammit...
Professor: Just a solder a day helps keep underarm rust away, Bender.
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Fnord
Starship Captain
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Leela aimed her laser-guided brain ray and, within seconds, the goon's brain grew to an uncomfortable size.(I knew I should have gone with the parody on that last one: Professor: I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself when I wet myself in all this excitement. Gun: You fired six shots. Professor: Shut, up, you! Now where was I? Oh, yes, but being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question, oh yes: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk? BTW, it's a good thing that Dirty Harry never met the Rain Man: )
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