"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

[Reply #40 on:]

A: Because he's protected by Santa Claus.

Q: What work do the slaves in Bender's slavery ring do?

[Reply #41 on:]

A: They start LEGO avalanches.

Q: Why do they do this?

[Reply #42 on:]

A: Not a clue; must be because slaves have to keep busy.

Q: What does the Grand Midwife do for fun?

[Reply #43 on:]

A: She hunts Froads.

Q: Is she ever sucessful?

[Reply #44 on:]

A: All the time.

Q: What does she do with them?

[Reply #45 on:]

A: Has to let them go; her planet has a strict catch & release policy.

Q: Besides being a Grand Midwife, does she have any other jobs?

[Reply #46 on:]

A: Yes she does the FonFonRu ceremony and of course the Amphibios death ceremony.

Q: What does the Amphibios death ceremony consist of?

[Reply #47 on:]

A: A dead "green squishy monster" is laid in the pond of their ancestral birth, and the alligators eat him immediately.

Q: What does the FonFonRu ceremony consist of?

[Reply #48 on:]

A: It is a simple ceremony, full of complex details that only the greatest supercomputer could possibly memorise.

Q: Why do they make it so difficult?

[Reply #49 on:]

A: Because if they made it easy, anyone could do it.

Q: If it's so difficult & complext that only the greatest supercomputer could possibly memorize it, how could The Grand Midwife perform it?

[Reply #50 on:]

A: She's just very lucky and manages to stumble through each time.

Q: How else is the Grand Midwife lucky?

[Reply #51 on:]

A: She has an unbreakable zipper on her winter coat.

Q: What would the love-child of Fry and Zoidberg look like?

[Reply #52 on:]

A: Like a turtle with a vacant expression on it's face.

Q: Why would the Grand Midwife need a winter coat on such a hot planet?

[Reply #53 on:]

A: Because she likes to vaction i the only cold point on the planet.

Q: What is the only cold point on Amphibious 9?

[Reply #54 on:]

A: The North Pole of the planet.

Q: Does she ever vacation off planet?

[Reply #55 on:]

A: NEVERS!

Q: Why is the south pole of Amphibios 9 not cold?

[Reply #56 on:]

A: Because it's the planet's ass.

Q: Besides the Grand Midwife, what other colorful characters reside on Amphibios 9?

[Reply #57 on:]

A: The not so nice creature from the off-white pubble.

Q: What's he like?

[Reply #58 on:]

A: The general consensus is he's not so nice.

Q: What about the equatorial subterranean weasel; what's he like?

[Reply #59 on:]

A: Hard to say, cause he's always underground.

Q: Has anyone ever seen the elusive cheese leopard of Amphibios 9?

edited to make it actually make sense

[Reply #60 on:]

A: "any" hasn't seen anything, ever!

Q: How much elusive cheese does it take to make a leopard?


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"Margarita is far more evil than Jeremy. Jeremy is evil in a Dr. Evil kinda way. Margarita is evil in a Hanson world tour sponsored by Microsoft kinda way." -Spice Weasel

[Reply #61 on:]

A: Three wheels of elusive brie and the rest is made of   edam (which is less elusive).

Q: Why is edam less elusive than brie?

[Reply #62 on:]

A: It's much slower.

Q: What's the advantage of a leopard being a cheese leopard?

[Reply #63 on:]

A: They melt nicely on a hot day

Q: Are there any other cheese animals?

[Reply #64 on:]

A: Yes, there's the inhabitants of Fondue 6.

Q: What kind of creatures live there?

[Reply #65 on:]

A: Colby Jack Walrusses, Cheddar Emus, and Swiss Crocodiles

Q: What do these cheese creatures eat?

[Reply #66 on:]

A: Milk People of Carguron 7

Q: What do the Milk People eat?

[Reply #67 on:]

A: Their favorite food is the cereal people of Mills Brothers Major.

Q: What are some of their names?

[Reply #68 on:]

A: SilRab, Cherrio McBeesalot, and on occasion Tony Da Tiger stops by.

Q: Where does Tony Da Tiger live?

[Reply #69 on:]

A: On the lion planet.

Q: Why doesn't he live on the tiger planet?

[Reply #70 on:]

A: Because he thinks the lions are "GRRRRRREAT!"

Q: Who else (besides the lions) lives on the lion planet?

[Reply #71 on:]

A: The antelopes. Lions gotta eat.

Q: Who is ambassador to the lion planet?

[Reply #72 on:]

A: Leo (sorry, couldn't resist)

Q: Who is the leader of the Lion planet?

[Reply #73 on:]

A: Leonidas.

Q: Why is an ancient Spartan in charge of the Lion planet?

[Reply #74 on:]

A: Because he can.

Q: How did Leonidas end up on the Lion planet in the first place?

[Reply #75 on:]

A: Just his name. The lions googled it and then invited him to become their king.

Q: Is this considered a normal way to choose a leader? Or are the lions just weird?

[Reply #76 on:]

A: Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.  That's what the Lions did...

Q: Is Leonidas a good leader, or a leader who looks out for his own interests?

[Reply #77 on:]

A: He turned the lions into the second greatest fighting force in the galaxy, so he's pretty good.

Q: Who is the greatest?

[Reply #78 on:]

A: Bender.

Q: Did Frisco doubt what the answer to his question would be for even one second?

[Reply #79 on:]

A: Of course not.  You didn't even need to ask.

Q: What makes Bender the greatest (or, as Fry would write, the "greetest" )?