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seattlejohn01

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« #40 : 05-20-2008 13:04 »

A: Because he's protected by Santa Claus.

Q: What work do the slaves in Bender's slavery ring do?
ShepherdofShark

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« #41 : 05-20-2008 13:41 »

A: They start LEGO avalanches.

Q: Why do they do this?
seattlejohn01

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« #42 : 05-20-2008 15:12 »

A: Not a clue; must be because slaves have to keep busy.

Q: What does the Grand Midwife do for fun?
Frisco17

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« #43 : 05-20-2008 19:34 »

A: She hunts Froads.

Q: Is she ever sucessful?
ShepherdofShark

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« #44 : 05-20-2008 19:35 »

A: All the time.

Q: What does she do with them?
seattlejohn01

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« #45 : 05-20-2008 19:38 »

A: Has to let them go; her planet has a strict catch & release policy.

Q: Besides being a Grand Midwife, does she have any other jobs?
Bendersfan1221

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« #46 : 05-20-2008 19:43 »

A: Yes she does the FonFonRu ceremony and of course the Amphibios death ceremony.

Q: What does the Amphibios death ceremony consist of?
seattlejohn01

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« #47 : 05-20-2008 19:48 »

A: A dead "green squishy monster" is laid in the pond of their ancestral birth, and the alligators eat him immediately.

Q: What does the FonFonRu ceremony consist of?
ShepherdofShark

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« #48 : 05-20-2008 19:51 »

A: It is a simple ceremony, full of complex details that only the greatest supercomputer could possibly memorise.

Q: Why do they make it so difficult?
seattlejohn01

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« #49 : 05-20-2008 20:09 »

A: Because if they made it easy, anyone could do it.

Q: If it's so difficult & complext that only the greatest supercomputer could possibly memorize it, how could The Grand Midwife perform it?
ShepherdofShark

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« #50 : 05-20-2008 20:13 »

A: She's just very lucky and manages to stumble through each time.

Q: How else is the Grand Midwife lucky?
Farnsy

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« #51 : 05-20-2008 20:15 »

A: She has an unbreakable zipper on her winter coat.

Q: What would the love-child of Fry and Zoidberg look like?
seattlejohn01

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« #52 : 05-20-2008 20:21 »

A: Like a turtle with a vacant expression on it's face.

Q: Why would the Grand Midwife need a winter coat on such a hot planet?
Bendersfan1221

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« #53 : 05-20-2008 20:23 »

A: Because she likes to vaction i the only cold point on the planet.

Q: What is the only cold point on Amphibious 9?
seattlejohn01

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« #54 : 05-20-2008 20:31 »

A: The North Pole of the planet.

Q: Does she ever vacation off planet?
ShepherdofShark

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« #55 : 05-21-2008 14:50 »

A: NEVERS!

Q: Why is the south pole of Amphibios 9 not cold?
seattlejohn01

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« #56 : 05-21-2008 15:55 »

A: Because it's the planet's ass.

Q: Besides the Grand Midwife, what other colorful characters reside on Amphibios 9?
Frisco17

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« #57 : 05-21-2008 18:49 »

A: The not so nice creature from the off-white pubble.

Q: What's he like?
seattlejohn01

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« #58 : 05-21-2008 20:13 »

A: The general consensus is he's not so nice.

Q: What about the equatorial subterranean weasel; what's he like?
ShepherdofShark

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« #59 : 05-22-2008 04:56 »
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A: Hard to say, cause he's always underground.

Q: Has anyone ever seen the elusive cheese leopard of Amphibios 9?

edited to make it actually make sense
hobbitboy

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« #60 : 05-22-2008 06:12 »
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A: "any" hasn't seen anything, ever!

Q: How much elusive cheese does it take to make a leopard?


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ShepherdofShark

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« #61 : 05-22-2008 07:39 »
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A: Three wheels of elusive brie and the rest is made of   edam (which is less elusive).

Q: Why is edam less elusive than brie?
seattlejohn01

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« #62 : 05-22-2008 10:25 »

A: It's much slower.

Q: What's the advantage of a leopard being a cheese leopard?
tyraniak

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« #63 : 05-22-2008 10:29 »

A: They melt nicely on a hot day

Q: Are there any other cheese animals?
seattlejohn01

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« #64 : 05-22-2008 11:11 »

A: Yes, there's the inhabitants of Fondue 6.

Q: What kind of creatures live there?
tyraniak

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« #65 : 05-22-2008 14:09 »

A: Colby Jack Walrusses, Cheddar Emus, and Swiss Crocodiles

Q: What do these cheese creatures eat?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #66 : 05-22-2008 14:25 »

A: Milk People of Carguron 7

Q: What do the Milk People eat?
seattlejohn01

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« #67 : 05-22-2008 15:15 »

A: Their favorite food is the cereal people of Mills Brothers Major.

Q: What are some of their names?
Seymour_My_Hero

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« #68 : 05-22-2008 15:59 »

A: SilRab, Cherrio McBeesalot, and on occasion Tony Da Tiger stops by.

Q: Where does Tony Da Tiger live?
ShepherdofShark

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« #69 : 05-22-2008 16:41 »

A: On the lion planet.

Q: Why doesn't he live on the tiger planet?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #70 : 05-22-2008 17:14 »

A: Because he thinks the lions are "GRRRRRREAT!"

Q: Who else (besides the lions) lives on the lion planet?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #71 : 05-22-2008 17:23 »

A: The antelopes. Lions gotta eat.

Q: Who is ambassador to the lion planet?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #72 : 05-22-2008 17:46 »

A: Leo (sorry, couldn't resist)

Q: Who is the leader of the Lion planet?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #73 : 05-22-2008 17:54 »

A: Leonidas.

Q: Why is an ancient Spartan in charge of the Lion planet?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #74 : 05-22-2008 18:12 »

A: Because he can.

Q: How did Leonidas end up on the Lion planet in the first place?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #75 : 05-22-2008 18:27 »
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A: Just his name. The lions googled it and then invited him to become their king.

Q: Is this considered a normal way to choose a leader? Or are the lions just weird?
seattlejohn01

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« #76 : 05-22-2008 19:20 »

A: Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.  That's what the Lions did...

Q: Is Leonidas a good leader, or a leader who looks out for his own interests?
Frisco17

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« #77 : 05-22-2008 19:27 »

A: He turned the lions into the second greatest fighting force in the galaxy, so he's pretty good.

Q: Who is the greatest?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #78 : 05-22-2008 19:44 »

A: Bender.

Q: Did Frisco doubt what the answer to his question would be for even one second?
seattlejohn01

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« #79 : 05-23-2008 00:06 »

A: Of course not.  You didn't even need to ask.

Q: What makes Bender the greatest (or, as Fry would write, the "greetest" )?
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