"Stupider? These questions are as lousy as they are brillliant." - Stupid Questions

[Reply #320 on:]

a: because they were flaming 

q; what other flaming cities are there in 3000?

[Reply #321 on:]

A:  Chicago, Seattle, Kansas City, and Portland.


Q:  What would Bender do if he saw Fry all strapped down and sedated on a bed? 

[Reply #322 on:]

A: Steal his blood.

Q: Why would Bender need to steal his blood?

[Reply #323 on:]

A: To give it to a blood bank so he looks charitable.

Q: Why does he want to look charitable?

[Reply #324 on:]

A: To have sex with the nursebot who works at the bank

Q: Is this plan succesful?

[Reply #325 on:]

A: No, because she's asexual.

Q: Would Bender do her anyway?

[Reply #326 on:]

A: No, but he'd watch

Q: Who would do an asexual robot while at the same time knowing another robot is watching?

[Reply #327 on:]

A: Hedonismbot.

Q: Would anybody else?

[Reply #328 on:]

A: Exhibitionistbot would.

Q: Does anyone like Exhibitionistbot?

[Reply #329 on:]

A: No.

Q: Why not?

[Reply #330 on:]

A: Showboater.

Q: What would happen if Hedonismbot and Exhibitionistbot spent a night alone?

[Reply #331 on:]

A: Whatever happens it would all be online; Exhibitionistbot never goes anywhere without his webcam.

Q: Why would Hedonismbot and Exhibitionistbot choose to spend a night alone?

[Reply #332 on:]

A: Ask Chancy.

Q: Who the hell -IS- Chancy, anyway?

[Reply #333 on:]

A: Giambi's replacement

Q: Why did Hedonismbot replace Giambi?

[Reply #334 on:]

A: Because Giambi wasn't wasting our money on purple grapes and industrial sandpaper.

Q: Was Giambi sexier than Hedonismbot or is it impossible to be sexier?

[Reply #335 on:]

A: Everything is sexier then Hedonismbot.

Q: If everything is sexier than Hedonismbot then how does he get so many people to service him?

[Reply #336 on:]

A. Because he regrets nothing.

Q. Are Hedonismbot's teeth colored purple or stained purple by the grapes?

[Reply #337 on:]

(GOD! He was saying Giambi the whole time?? I must be deaf xD I phail)

A: Stained from his last bacchanal with Bacchusbot.

Q: Will Hedonismbot ever find true love?

[Reply #338 on:]

A: Will Anyone?

Q: What Greeks of Old should we hope he means?

[Reply #339 on:]

A: The Spartans.

Q: Are they really the ones he was refering to?

[Reply #340 on:]

A: Of corse not!

Q: Was he talking about the dead ones?

[Reply #341 on:]

A: Yes. How else could they be the "Greeks of old"

Q: Which Greeks was he talking about?

Put this one to rest once and for all.

[Reply #342 on:]

A: The greasiest ones.

Q: Who were the greasiest Greeks?

[Reply #343 on:]

A: Which ever ones invented the Gyro?

Q: Will we ever stop talking about the Greeks?

[Reply #344 on:]

A: Not just yet.

Q: Why did Hedonismbot assume everyone would know which Greeks he meant?

[Reply #345 on:]

A: Because he thinks that he can transmit his thoughts to everyone's brains.

Q: Why are we still stuck on Greeks?

[Reply #346 on:]

A: They get very sticky sometimes.

Q: How do Greeks get sticky?

[Reply #347 on:]

A: It's a very strict secret.

Q: Why is it secret?

[Reply #348 on:]

A: It's such a strict secret that the reason why is also secret.

Q: If the secret is so strict, how come anyone knows it?

[Reply #349 on:]

A: Rumors....

Q: Who started the rumors?

[Reply #350 on:]

A: Rumorbot

Q: Is that far too obvious an answer?

[Reply #351 on:]

A: It would be, if I wasn't a lie.

Q: Who was it really that started the rumor?

[Reply #352 on:]

A: A mysterious hobo who saved the world, yet no-one knew his name.

Q: What was his name?

[Reply #353 on:]

A: He was the man with many names.

Q: Who is the man with many names?

[Reply #354 on:]

A: He who shall not be named!

Q: What did said-hobo save the world from?

[Reply #355 on:]

A: People who can't remember names 

Q: Will they ever erect a statue in his honor?

[Reply #356 on:]

A: No.

Q: Is he considered important?

[Reply #357 on:]

A: Apparently not if they won't even give him his own freaking statue!    I mean, the guy practically saved the WORLD from people who can't remember names and THIS is the thanks he gets?! We'll see if he ever helps THEM out ever again! Likely not, considering the steadily rising increase over the past quantum margin of time in which an influx of dyslexic and/or aparthiad people have arisen in this country, unable to reconsile to themselves even the basist of instincts so as to recall to oneself the individual name of a person! I mean, here he is busting his BUTT for them and they can't even give him a statue! What gives?! It's probably because they can't remember his name to put on the plaque. In which case his mission evidently failed and he doesn't deserve the statue in the first place. Oh well. All's well in the end and everything is as it should be.

Q: Who will rise to take his place?

[Reply #358 on:]

A: Just another nameless hobo.

Q: Will people bother to ask this one's name?

[Reply #359 on:]

A: No because people are lazy.

Q: Why is it always hobos saving the world?