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ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #160 on: 04-11-2008 20:54 »

Impossible. That sort of wisdom only comes through 160 years' experience.

What if everybody didn't love Hypnotoad?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #161 on: 04-11-2008 21:35 »

Hypnotoad would make you love him.

What if Fry was gay?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #162 on: 04-11-2008 21:38 »

I find that question offensive.

What if Fry was really gay?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #163 on: 04-11-2008 21:41 »

I find that question really offensive.

What if Nibbler was really for the big brains taking over Earth?
Futuramadrama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #164 on: 04-13-2008 09:57 »

If Fry was gay he would try to make out with Bender but would find out that Bender is an asshole.
Then he would break up with him and talk about all his problems with Leela.

Then the big brains would take over the Earth.

What if the whole Futurama thing is just a crazy drug-trip of Fry?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #165 on: 04-13-2008 10:41 »

Let him keep tripping and if he breaks out of the drug trip, give him more drugs.

What if Nd-Nd divorced Lrrr?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #166 on: 04-13-2008 10:43 »

Lrrr would take over Omicron Persei 7 and 8. Then, blast Ndnd to dust.

What if Leela never found her parents?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #167 on: 04-13-2008 10:51 »

She'd still be looking for her homeworld. And getting random presents left for her.

What if Bender still ruled Osiris 4?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #168 on: 04-13-2008 15:37 »

There would be a lot of disgruntled slaves and a lot of flame-belching statues bellowing "REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

What if Leela figured out Lars' true identity early on?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #169 on: 04-13-2008 18:58 »

She would have said, "Fry, deep down I know that the man I've loved all along is you..." Then they would get married, have kids, and live a happy life.

What if Leela had never discovered that Lars was Fry?
Frisco17

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« Reply #170 on: 04-13-2008 19:42 »
« Last Edit on: 04-13-2008 19:42 »

The desingers of the reset button would laugh evily.

(For those of you who are ignorant of the dreaded button check the last post on this page.  http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/11-001242-16/)

What if Bender had been arrested instead of Flexo?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #171 on: 04-13-2008 20:56 »

Then the Planet Express crew would have a smaller evil content.

What if Bender's broken body had never "healed" after "Bendin' In The Wind"?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #172 on: 04-14-2008 08:03 »
« Last Edit on: 04-14-2008 08:03 »

By now he'd be a washed up washboard player, and have rejoined the Church of Robotology.

What if LaBabara had stayed with Barbados Slim at the end of BBS?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #173 on: 04-14-2008 13:39 »

Hermes would have found a way to kill Barbados Slim & take his body.

What if Flexo had been the robot that was behind Fry in the Suicide Booth line in pilot episode?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #174 on: 04-14-2008 14:45 »

Same plot as we all know and love, except Lesser of Two Evils would involve a non-bearded Flexo called Bender in the plot. Also Bend-her would have to be called Flex-her.

What if Jesus once again came to Earth in 3008?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #175 on: 04-14-2008 16:23 »

It wouldn't matter.  Everyone has converted to Robotology or the church of Star Trek (even though it's outlawed).

What if "that 80's guy" wasn't such a money hungry self centered jerk?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #176 on: 04-14-2008 16:46 »

He'd find a cure for boneitis then appear as a side character one and a while.

What if Mom was really down to earth?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #177 on: 04-14-2008 18:12 »

She would be alot more like her PR image.

What if her sons were more competent?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #178 on: 04-14-2008 20:34 »

There'd be a lot less slapping involved.

What if Amy had kept her long hair throughout BBS?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #179 on: 04-15-2008 05:22 »

She would decide it was ugly and have Bender burn it off.

What if Fry suddenly took over Zapp's job?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #180 on: 04-15-2008 14:23 »

He'd actually do a better job than Zapp.

What if Mom married Professor Farnsworth?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #181 on: 04-15-2008 19:57 »

There'd be a lot more slapping involved.

What if Q.T. McWiskers wasn't a war machine?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #182 on: 04-16-2008 14:16 »

The military/industrial complex would grind to a halt.

What if Hermes wasn't a bureaucrat?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #183 on: 04-16-2008 14:52 »

He'd be doing something he didn't love, but it would be a better idea.

What if Bender married the Crushinator?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #184 on: 04-16-2008 19:27 »

He would live on the moon andd become a lunar hic.

What if President McNeal hadn't been vaporized?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #185 on: 04-17-2008 09:30 »

He would have be ousted by Nixon's Head anyway, thanks to the robot voters, and by now have published his very poorly selling memoirs.

What if everyone on Earth had a brain slug?
CalculonsTalent

Crustacean
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« Reply #186 on: 04-17-2008 10:48 »

The Robot Elders would find out and send legions to the rescue.

What if the Professor had a stroke?
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #187 on: 04-17-2008 10:57 »

He'd forget ever inventing the Death Clock and invent it again.

What if there was never a What-if machine?
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #188 on: 04-17-2008 13:59 »

The Professor would never know what it was like to invent the Finglonger.

What if Leela stopped wearing big boots?
CalculonsTalent

Crustacean
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« Reply #189 on: 04-17-2008 14:12 »

Then she might be able to get rid of that sweaty boot rash once and for all.

What if the Professor had never cloned himself? Would anyone care?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #190 on: 04-17-2008 14:39 »

Dwight would have even less friends and spend more time with Tinny Tim. Nobody would care...

What if Hermes became a bureaucrat  grade 15?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #191 on: 04-17-2008 19:19 »

He'd be anal 93.6% of the time.

What if Yancy had never found Fry's 7 leaf clover?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #192 on: 04-17-2008 19:27 »

It would still have been in the Breakfast Club record case.

What if Fry found a new seven leaf clover.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #193 on: 04-17-2008 20:35 »

Then he'd finally be lucky enough to figure out a way to make Leela fall in love with him.

What if the Countess hadn't been pulled into the black hole during the escape from the Titanic?
hobbitboy

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« Reply #194 on: 04-18-2008 02:50 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2008 02:50 »

It would be infinitesimally less massive than it is now.

Edit: Damn, Its just occured to me that something involving "still having the stretch-marks" would probably make a better answer. Oh well, never mind.

What if the scientists had got it wrong and inadvertantly slowed down, rather than speeding up the speed of light?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #195 on: 04-18-2008 13:14 »

It would take longer to get to places.

What if Zoidberg won the lottery?
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #196 on: 04-18-2008 13:39 »

then he would still be a looser and eat garbage lol

what if fry was really clever?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #197 on: 04-18-2008 14:46 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2008 14:46 »

He would find better TV shows to watch.

What if Leela had stayed with two eyes, married Adlai, and adopted Sally ("Ear Face" )?

EDIT: Nickyboy, congrats on becoming a star ship captain!   :D
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #198 on: 04-18-2008 15:35 »

Fry would have died a lonely man.

What if Dr. Zoidberg's people didn't eat all anchovies into extinction?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« Reply #199 on: 04-18-2008 15:38 »

That Pizza Making Robot would have lived to see another day.

What if Fry was selected to be made into Soylent Cola?
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