There are no stupid questions, except here.

[Reply #680 on:]

A: Death by what ever method is deemed fit.

Q: What are some recomened methods of killing said offender?

[Reply #681 on:]

A: anything that is painful generally.

Q; is there a similr punishment for the mker of bd TV shows?

[Reply #682 on:]

A: A three day weekend with the pain monster

Q: How long has he been working as a pain monster?

[Reply #683 on:]

A: Since the previous pain monster died.

Q: Why did the previous pain monster die?

[Reply #684 on:]

A: he was under too much stress to be the best pain monster out there

Q: does the pain monster get paid time off?

[Reply #685 on:]

A: Only if he meets his annual pain quota

Q: What is his annual pain quota?

[Reply #686 on:]

A: at least 763 hours of screams

Q: how long would the sound energy of 763 hours of screms power the planet express ship if it was converted to chemical energy?

[Reply #687 on:]

A: about 5 days

Q: What Planet could the PE ship reach in that time?

[Reply #688 on:]

A: flemagash XI

Q: what is Flemagash XI like?

[Reply #689 on:]

A: its like Hawaii only instead of pomb trees they electric killing poles

Q: whos the leader of Flemagash XI

[Reply #690 on:]

A: The head of Abe Vigoda

Q: How did Vigoda become leader of Flemagassh XI?

[Reply #691 on:]

A: By electrocuting the previous leader

Q: Have the PE crew ever reached Gnosticus IV?

(free Three-tooth candy if you got it!)

[Reply #692 on:]

A: yes but just barely

Q: whay was it so hard to get there

[Reply #693 on:]

A: you need a reservation and there's a cover to get in

Q: how much is the cover

[Reply #694 on:]

A: 600 Quatloos, 1,000 Credits or $80

Q: Why do the take so many different currencies?

PS: Did I spell Quatloos wrong?

[Reply #695 on:]

A: they want to appeal to the masses, while at the same time take all their mney

Q: Is there any races not allowed on Gnosticus IV?

[Reply #696 on:]

A:  Earthicans, Martians, Jupitaerians, Saturnians, and Neptuniuns are the only races allowed.


Q:  Who would win in a fight?  Robot Mafia or the Handicapped Mafia from American Dad?

[Reply #697 on:]

A: the robot mafia. Cause they're robots.

Q: Who woudld win in a fight Mom or zoidberg?

[Reply #698 on:]

A: Zoidberg. His stench is just too strong for Mom to handle.

Q: Or did Zoidberg do something else?

[Reply #699 on:]

A: No, his stink is his primary weapon

Q: what are his secondary weapons?

[Reply #700 on:]

A: His claws, teticals and his blow hole which can secrete sulphuric acid.

Q: What weapons did mom use? (Besides from the millions of robots under her control of course.)

[Reply #701 on:]

A: Walt, Larry and Igner.

Q; What did Walt, Larry, and Igner do?

[Reply #702 on:]

A: They got slapped by Zoidberg so many times, he became exhausted and collapsed.

Q: Who peformed the CPR?

[Reply #703 on:]

A: Bones McCoy.

Q: How the hell did Bones get there?

[Reply #704 on:]

A: Because of his secret, but torrid, affair with Zoidberg.

Q: How long before the paparazzi click some incriminating shots of them?

[Reply #705 on:]

A: Never, even paparazzi have their limits

Q: Does anyone ever discover this affair?

[Reply #706 on:]

A: well obviously or we wouldn't be talking bout it.

Q: Who discovered it?

[Reply #707 on:]

A: Walter Koenig

Q: What did he do after finding out?

[Reply #708 on:]

A: Say that it vas inwented in Wussia.

Q: How much madness can switching a fake pen in at a wedding do?

[Reply #709 on:]

A: It can lead to one called off wedding, one decapitation and a major plot revelation.
Bender: "Yep, all hell's gonna break loose when they try to sign that lisence."

Q: Why did Lars go to work at the head museum?

[Reply #710 on:]

A. to bone Leela

Q. What brand of underwear (if any) does Zapp Brannigan wear?

[Reply #711 on:]

A: The Count Jockula chocolate-flavoured kind.

Q: What, besides free beer, does Zapp offer his men in exchange for their loyalty?

[Reply #712 on:]

A: A velour jumpsuit in their choice of color.

Q: What material are their combat boots made of?

[Reply #713 on:]

A: A slightly different kind of velour. They may get killed in vast numbers for no reason, but at leasttheir feet don't hurt when it happens.

Q: Where do they get all that velour, anyway?

[Reply #714 on:]

A: All the velour in the universe comes from Velouria, a planet located right before Dog Doo 7 on the edge of the universe. The Velourians national anthem is "Velouria" by The Pixies. It is such a beautiful sight to behold when the wind is blowing and the sun is shining on the amber waves of velour. Velour is one of their 2 big exports.

Q: What is Velourias other export product?

[Reply #715 on:]

A: Giant inflatable rabbits.

Q: Who do they make the rabbits for?

[Reply #716 on:]

A: Robot Santa. He has the elves fill them with Napalm.

Q: Who does Robot Santa give these too?

[Reply #717 on:]

A: Scammers.

Q: How did CZ (Chaunkka [sp?] Zombie) become a zombie?

[Reply #718 on:]

Wait a minute, the universe ends just after dog doo 6

[Reply #719 on:]

A: Chanukah (or Hanukkah) Zombie became one after accidentally ingesting some of Torgo's powder.

Q: What exactly is Torgo's powder made of?