There are no stupid questions, except here.

[Reply #720 on:]

A: Powdered executive, with a small amount of corn starch for consistency.

Q: What would Bender do if Fry became like Lars?

[Reply #721 on:]

A: Lose all respect for him and punch him.

Q: Why would Bender lose all repect for Fry?

[Reply #722 on:]

A: Because Lars would be smarter, so Bender couldnt scam him as much.

Q: Who would Bender start scamming more to make up the difference?

[Reply #723 on:]

A: He would try to scam Leela and fail because she's too smart. Then he'd try Zoidberg but he has nothing of value. In the end he would end up scamming Amy out of her fabulous fortune.

Q: How would he scam Amy?

[Reply #724 on:]

A: He'd scam Amy using a diabolical plan including the mushrooms growing in fry's shower.

Q: What color are the mushrooms and how many are there?

[Reply #725 on:]

A: Three, one blue, one orange, and one crimson

Q: What happens after eating each of the mushrooms?

[Reply #726 on:]

A: You get taller, are able to spew fireballs and the world begins to taste funny.

Q: How does the world taste?

[Reply #727 on:]

A: Like really bad mushrooms

Q: Does Mayor Poopenmeyer ever run for a different public office?

[Reply #728 on:]

A:  He tried to run for congress once, but failed.

Q:  Why does Bender sound like a philosopher when he says, "The Ruins of Old New York"? 

[Reply #729 on:]

A: because since he is the one who destroyed old new york, it makes him nostalgic.

Q: How did he celebrate destroying old new york?

[Reply #730 on:]

A: By watching "The Day After" on a continuous loop for 36 hours.

Q: Why didn't the Swedes tell anyone who really destroyed the City?

[Reply #731 on:]

A: Because all the people who knew who did it mysteriously died.

Q: Why did they mysteriously die?

[Reply #732 on:]

A: It happened duirng the Second Coming... of Hitler.

Q: Would the Hitler Reincarnate be a time copy? If so, how is he doomed?

[Reply #733 on:]

A: The hitler would not be a time copy, he would be a preserved head.

Q: Why would people still trust him?

[Reply #734 on:]

A: They switched his larynx with a five year old girl and replaced his eyes with those of a baby deer, so he looked and sounded to sweet to not listen to

Q: did any other former dictators have similar medical procedures?

[Reply #735 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: Who?

[Reply #736 on:]

A: Nikita Kruschev asked for a rabbit's ears, a giraffe's neck, an eagle's wings, a gorilla's torso, an ostrich's legs, and the eyes of a puppy

Q: Did any one obey the rabit/eagle/giraffe/gorilla/ostrich/puppy/kruschev?

[Reply #737 on:]

A: Only the Latvians because they were at war with the Estonians who where lead by the Lincoln Squirrel.

Q: Who brought the Lincoln Squirrel back to life?

[Reply #738 on:]

A: Nixon's Vice President, Al Gore.

Q: Why did crazy Nixon decide to have Mr.Gore as his V.P?

[Reply #739 on:]

A: As a concession to appease "hippies"

Q: What else does Gore prefer to deadly slide shows, besides deadly lasers?

[Reply #740 on:]

A: Deadly scissor lifts.

Q: How did Al Gore become emperor of the moon?

[Reply #741 on:]

A: In an intense game of trivial pursuit

Q: Who was Gore playing against?

[Reply #742 on:]

A: Triviabot 3k

Q: What sets him apart from other robots?

[Reply #743 on:]

A: He can do a perfect Telly Savalas impersonantion

Q: How did Torgo get an executive powder named after him?

[Reply #744 on:]

A: I haven't seen this movie in eons but...It was named after him in honor of his service to The Master

Q: Why didn't anybody react much to Nibbler's talking in BBS?

[Reply #745 on:]

A: They thought that they were on drugs.

Q: What were they really on?

[Reply #746 on:]

A: A great big bowl of Spargle's "essense of pure flavor."

Q: Um...who did the dishes?

[Reply #747 on:]

A: no-one.

Q: when are they planning on cleaning them?

[Reply #748 on:]

A: Never and a half years

Q: What makes Them so lazy?

[Reply #749 on:]

A: Schedule conflict

Q: How long has hanukah zombie been a zombie?

[Reply #750 on:]

since 5 years before he was dead

Q: When and how did he die?

[Reply #751 on:]

A: His zombie friends discovered that he wasn't dead when he started his Zombie career, so they were forced to kill him due to their strict zombie labor union protocal

Q: Has there ever been a zombie strike?

[Reply #752 on:]

A: Yes. When the Zombie Emperor grounded their TIEs to save money.

Q: How did it end?

[Reply #753 on:]

A:  The Zombies negotiated an agreement with the union.


Q:  If Fry were skinny, would Bender rip on him about it? 

[Reply #754 on:]

A: I think I'll answer that in a forum of a question below:

Q: What kind of Robot would he be if he didn't rip on people?

[Reply #755 on:]

A: Helper.

Q: Who in the hell would create Helper?

[Reply #756 on:]

A: One of the decendents of Dr. Venture

Q: Does Brock Samson have any relatives in the year 3000?

[Reply #757 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: Who are they?

[Reply #758 on:]

A: For some strange reason, the hypnotoad

Q: How in the hell did that happen?

[Reply #759 on:]

A: What happened when Brock Samson's dad had a little too much to drink on Amphibios 9.

Q: What did the Hypnotoad do before he got a job doing Everybody Loves Hypnotoad