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Sine Wave

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« #720 : 12-04-2007 16:27 »

A: Powdered executive, with a small amount of corn starch for consistency.

Q: What would Bender do if Fry became like Lars?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #721 : 12-04-2007 16:47 »

A: Lose all respect for him and punch him.

Q: Why would Bender lose all repect for Fry?
Bubble Gum

Bending Unit
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« #722 : 12-04-2007 17:53 »

A: Because Lars would be smarter, so Bender couldnt scam him as much.

Q: Who would Bender start scamming more to make up the difference?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #723 : 12-04-2007 21:18 »

A: He would try to scam Leela and fail because she's too smart. Then he'd try Zoidberg but he has nothing of value. In the end he would end up scamming Amy out of her fabulous fortune.

Q: How would he scam Amy?
fry´s wife

Crustacean
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« #724 : 12-04-2007 21:31 »
« : 12-04-2007 21:31 »

A: He'd scam Amy using a diabolical plan including the mushrooms growing in fry's shower.

Q: What color are the mushrooms and how many are there?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #725 : 12-04-2007 23:30 »

A: Three, one blue, one orange, and one crimson

Q: What happens after eating each of the mushrooms?
bend_her

Professor
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« #726 : 12-05-2007 00:14 »

A: You get taller, are able to spew fireballs and the world begins to taste funny.

Q: How does the world taste?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #727 : 12-05-2007 00:36 »

A: Like really bad mushrooms

Q: Does Mayor Poopenmeyer ever run for a different public office?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #728 : 12-05-2007 13:38 »

A:  He tried to run for congress once, but failed.

Q:  Why does Bender sound like a philosopher when he says, "The Ruins of Old New York"? 
Bubble Gum

Bending Unit
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« #729 : 12-05-2007 15:36 »

A: because since he is the one who destroyed old new york, it makes him nostalgic.

Q: How did he celebrate destroying old new york?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #730 : 12-05-2007 21:24 »

A: By watching "The Day After" on a continuous loop for 36 hours.

Q: Why didn't the Swedes tell anyone who really destroyed the City?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #731 : 12-05-2007 21:26 »

A: Because all the people who knew who did it mysteriously died.

Q: Why did they mysteriously die?
i_c_weiner

DOOP Secretary
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« #732 : 12-05-2007 21:51 »

A: It happened duirng the Second Coming... of Hitler.

Q: Would the Hitler Reincarnate be a time copy? If so, how is he doomed?
fry´s wife

Crustacean
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« #733 : 12-05-2007 22:38 »

A: The hitler would not be a time copy, he would be a preserved head.

Q: Why would people still trust him?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #734 : 12-05-2007 23:45 »

A: They switched his larynx with a five year old girl and replaced his eyes with those of a baby deer, so he looked and sounded to sweet to not listen to

Q: did any other former dictators have similar medical procedures?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #735 : 12-06-2007 05:49 »

A: Yes.

Q: Who?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #736 : 12-06-2007 15:44 »

A: Nikita Kruschev asked for a rabbit's ears, a giraffe's neck, an eagle's wings, a gorilla's torso, an ostrich's legs, and the eyes of a puppy

Q: Did any one obey the rabit/eagle/giraffe/gorilla/ostrich/puppy/kruschev?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #737 : 12-06-2007 21:26 »

A: Only the Latvians because they were at war with the Estonians who where lead by the Lincoln Squirrel.

Q: Who brought the Lincoln Squirrel back to life?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #738 : 12-07-2007 08:29 »

A: Nixon's Vice President, Al Gore.

Q: Why did crazy Nixon decide to have Mr.Gore as his V.P?
km73

Space Pope
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« #739 : 12-07-2007 16:18 »

A: As a concession to appease "hippies"

Q: What else does Gore prefer to deadly slide shows, besides deadly lasers?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #740 : 12-07-2007 21:22 »

A: Deadly scissor lifts.

Q: How did Al Gore become emperor of the moon?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #741 : 12-07-2007 23:32 »

A: In an intense game of trivial pursuit

Q: Who was Gore playing against?
bend_her

Professor
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« #742 : 12-08-2007 00:57 »

A: Triviabot 3k

Q: What sets him apart from other robots?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #743 : 12-08-2007 16:23 »

A: He can do a perfect Telly Savalas impersonantion

Q: How did Torgo get an executive powder named after him?
km73

Space Pope
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« #744 : 12-08-2007 16:32 »

A: I haven't seen this movie in eons but...It was named after him in honor of his service to The Master

Q: Why didn't anybody react much to Nibbler's talking in BBS?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #745 : 12-08-2007 23:40 »
« : 12-08-2007 23:40 »

A: They thought that they were on drugs.

Q: What were they really on?
Wet Blanket

Crustacean
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« #746 : 12-09-2007 01:52 »
« : 12-09-2007 01:52 »

A: A great big bowl of Spargle's "essense of pure flavor."

Q: Um...who did the dishes?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #747 : 12-09-2007 06:16 »

A: no-one.

Q: when are they planning on cleaning them?
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #748 : 12-09-2007 11:49 »

A: Never and a half years

Q: What makes Them so lazy?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #749 : 12-09-2007 12:59 »

A: Schedule conflict

Q: How long has hanukah zombie been a zombie?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #750 : 12-09-2007 13:23 »

since 5 years before he was dead

Q: When and how did he die?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #751 : 12-09-2007 17:26 »

A: His zombie friends discovered that he wasn't dead when he started his Zombie career, so they were forced to kill him due to their strict zombie labor union protocal

Q: Has there ever been a zombie strike?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #752 : 12-09-2007 21:22 »

A: Yes. When the Zombie Emperor grounded their TIEs to save money.

Q: How did it end?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #753 : 12-10-2007 10:18 »

A:  The Zombies negotiated an agreement with the union.


Q:  If Fry were skinny, would Bender rip on him about it? 
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« #754 : 12-10-2007 12:43 »

A: I think I'll answer that in a forum of a question below:

Q: What kind of Robot would he be if he didn't rip on people?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #755 : 12-10-2007 19:25 »

A: Helper.

Q: Who in the hell would create Helper?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #756 : 12-10-2007 23:30 »

A: One of the decendents of Dr. Venture

Q: Does Brock Samson have any relatives in the year 3000?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #757 : 12-13-2007 21:17 »

A: Yes.

Q: Who are they?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #758 : 12-13-2007 22:51 »

A: For some strange reason, the hypnotoad

Q: How in the hell did that happen?
bend_her

Professor
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« #759 : 12-14-2007 01:12 »

A: What happened when Brock Samson's dad had a little too much to drink on Amphibios 9.

Q: What did the Hypnotoad do before he got a job doing Everybody Loves Hypnotoad
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