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KurtPikachu2001

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« #600 : 10-15-2007 10:34 »

A: Nobody really knows the answer!

Q:  Prior to being frozen and working in P.E. has Fry or any of the characters been on airplanes? 
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #601 : 10-17-2007 13:49 »

A: No

Q: Why not?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« #602 : 10-17-2007 14:31 »

A: Airplanes are just a hoax perpetrated by the liberal media.

Q: Then what are they REALLY doing at all those airports?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #603 : 10-17-2007 16:38 »

A: Nobody knows. But I have a theory.

Q: What is my theory?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #604 : 10-17-2007 18:29 »

A: Nobody knows about your theory.

Q: Why not?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #605 : 10-17-2007 22:52 »

A: Nobody cares to listen

Q: What all conspiracies does Scruffy believe in?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« #606 : 10-19-2007 09:53 »

A: All of them

Q: Why is Scruffy interested in conspiracy theories?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« #607 : 10-19-2007 11:17 »

A: You already know too much.

Q: How will Scruffy kill you?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #608 : 10-19-2007 19:08 »

A: He won't. Schedule conflicts.

Q: Who will he send to kill SpaceCase?
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #609 : 10-19-2007 22:42 »

A: Scrunchy

Q: How does Scruffy know Scrunchy?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« #610 : 10-20-2007 17:48 »

A. Neil Diamond chatroom.

Q: Which Neil Diamond song is Scruffy's favorite?
bend_her

Professor
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« #611 : 10-20-2007 19:09 »

A: Pot Smoker's Song

Q: Where does Scruffy keep his stash?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #612 : 10-20-2007 19:21 »

A: In a closet.

Q: Where is said closet?
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« #613 : 10-20-2007 19:24 »
« : 10-20-2007 19:24 »

A: Well... I could tellyou but then I'd have to shoot you...
[*SC Snaps fingers*]
Beaten to the post by Bendersfan1221
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Originally posted by Frisco17:
Q: Who will he [Scruffy] send to kill SpaceCase?
   :evillaugh:
Bring it on, mop-jockey!

   ;)
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #614 : 10-23-2007 08:10 »

Ok we are now not doping this right. Here is the latest question...

Q: Where is said closet?

Have fun folkies!!
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« #615 : 10-24-2007 14:38 »

A: its in the boiler room, right next to all his porno.

Q:  whats scruffy's favorite porn
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #616 : 10-25-2007 11:18 »

A: Wookiee nookie

Q: what is the zapper's favorite porno mag?
bend_her

Professor
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« #617 : 10-26-2007 00:13 »

A: Army Babes

Q: What brand of baby powder does Zapp use?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« #618 : 10-27-2007 16:54 »

A: Soft n Dry, made by pert and popular

Q: If kiff wasn't around, who would help him apply said baby powder?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #619 : 10-27-2007 19:41 »

A: No one.

Q: Why would no one help him?
The Mullet

Delivery Boy
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« #620 : 11-03-2007 20:59 »

A: because the zapper doesnt need help, he finds that the boobies are the most erotic part of a woman's body. 
Q: Which part is the least erotic of the female body according to the zapper?
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« #621 : 11-03-2007 21:04 »

A: The brain.

Q: Which part of a woman's body does Doctor Zoidberg find most erotic?
bend_her

Professor
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« #622 : 11-03-2007 21:53 »

A: Toenail clippings

Q: What's the source of Zoidberg's low self esteem?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #623 : 11-03-2007 21:55 »

A: His weak stink gland.

Q: Why is his stink gland weak?
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« #624 : 11-03-2007 22:22 »

A:  Because he doesn't eat enough good food to be able to recharge it.

Q:  Why does Zoidberg eat garbage?
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
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« #625 : 11-03-2007 23:35 »

A: Because it's a rich source of Vitamin E-coli

Q: Why did members of the Decapodian race emigrate to Earth?
bend_her

Professor
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« #626 : 11-04-2007 02:45 »

A: To escape persecution of the stink-gland-challenged.

Q: What happened to Zoidberg's siblings after they budded off?
km73

Space Pope
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« #627 : 11-04-2007 03:46 »

A: They became stand-up comedians and politicians

Q: What would Kif do if he ever quit his DOOP job?
trickster381

Starship Captain
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« #628 : 11-04-2007 07:34 »

A: try to get a job at Planet Express, so he could be with Amy

Q: Why does Amy really love Kif?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« #629 : 11-04-2007 13:30 »

A: Because her parents don't like him.

Q: Who would Amy's dream man be according to her parents?
trickster381

Starship Captain
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« #630 : 11-04-2007 15:04 »

A: A rich, powerful, strong, captain, who could produce lots of grandkids

Q:Why does Amy's parents want so many grandchildren
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #631 : 11-04-2007 22:14 »

A: To use them for child labor

Q: Do any of the kids Bender briefly adopted ever get adopted by a nice loving family?
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« #632 : 11-05-2007 10:56 »

A:  Not so far.  They're all currently still in the Orphanarium.


Q:  Speaking of Bender and kids, if Fry and Leela had kids, would Bender be their version of a fun uncle?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« #633 : 11-05-2007 14:01 »

A: Sure, if by "fun" you mean "corrupting".

Q: And what would Zoidberg be?
Unknown

Starship Captain
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« #634 : 11-05-2007 21:29 »

A: Not allowed within 500 feet of the kids.

Q: Are Angry Domes common in the 31st century?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #635 : 11-05-2007 21:41 »

A: No the Professor has the only one.

Q: What made him want to build it?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« #636 : 11-05-2007 21:47 »

Q: My guess would be... anger.

A: How much anger can the Angry Dome withstand?
bend_her

Professor
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« #637 : 11-06-2007 00:36 »

A: Approximately 4.1 Megazoidbergs. Stress testing revealed structural damage at 4.8 Megazoidbergs.

Q: What did Pazuzu study while he was at college?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #638 : 11-06-2007 15:38 »

A: Architecture

Q: Why would a grgoyle need to know bout architecture?
Kryten

Space Pope
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« #639 : 11-06-2007 15:57 »

A: They ARE architecture.

A: What was his minor?
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