bend_her

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« Reply #480 on: 09-05-2007 04:48 »
« Last Edit on: 09-05-2007 04:48 »
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A: A cuddly baby Tapir... er... Bender. Q: Does the PE ship dream of electric Tapirs? Edit: TOTPD, baby!
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bend_her

Professor

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A: Existentialism? Ahahahaha!
Q: What do sci-fi authors write about in the year 3000?
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tyraniak

Urban Legend
  
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A: Dwight Schrute, George costanza, Cliff Clavin, Doc Emmet Brown, Magilla Gorilla, sonic the hedgehog, Jeff "the Dude" Lebowski, and William Howard Taft
Q: How and why did a former president, join up with TV, cartoon, video game, and movie characters and become future knights?
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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A: They rescued him when his head got stuck in a bathtub.
Q: We know their names but what is their quest and their favorite color.
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BlueMoon

Crustacean

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what would fry and leelas kids look like? probly hav 3 eyes or sumin lol
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gaschief

Professor

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A: as long as his second heart lasted
Q: did the professor ever have an affair with his heart surgeon?
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bend_her

Professor

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A: No, his heart surgeon was a robot, and he was still wary after the Marilyn Monroe-bot experience. Q: What sub-sub-sub-genre of metal is most popular in the year 3000?
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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A: Like a Sherman tank having sex with a kazoo.
Q: Why don't human's know what it sounds like?
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bend_her

Professor

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A: Lewd conduct
Q: What was he caught doing?
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bend_her

Professor

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A. Because they're merely celebrity heads, and their bodies have "stupid fingers"
Q. Whatever happened to Noticably F.A.T.?
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coldangel

DOOP Secretary

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A: Return to his previous position administering the US health care system.
Q: What was Scruffy's previous job?
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Wacky T. Bakke

Poppler

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A. Billionaire entrepeneur
Q. Where did Nixon get that giant robot?
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coldangel

DOOP Secretary

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A: A Japanese anime convention.
Q: Whatever happened to it after 'A Head in the Polls'?
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bend_her

Professor

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A: It needed new batteries.
Q: Why wasn't the White House destroyed by the three waves of Omicronians?
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