There are no stupid questions, except here.

[#520 :]

A: Because they are friends of Nixon.

Q: Why are they friends of Nixon?

@Pazjr: When is your story gonna be updated?

[#521 :]

A: Nixon and Lrrr are on a bowling team together

Q: who's the better bowler out of the two of them?

[#522 :]

A. Nixon

B. how does Nixon bowl?

[#523 :]

A: With an overwhealming paranoid sense of persecution and grandiose belief in his own moral and political excellence.

Q: Why would anyone bother to bring Richard Nixon back to life for the purpose of sticking his head in a jar?

[#524 :]

A. questions, they'll kill him soon

Q. exactly when?

[#525 :]

A: Never. He had them killed before they could make their move.

Q: Does Leela have and family besides her parents?

[#526 :]

A: Yeah, her brother with the giant foot

Q: What's his name?

[#527 :]

A: His foot is that big, the only name to do him justice is "Footlocker"

Q: Does that mean he has a normal number of eyes?

[#528 :]

A: Yes, he has two eyes. One is just on his giant foot.

Q: What happened to him?

[#529 :]

A: He got trampled when the mutants were fleeing the Great Sewer Flood of 3007.

Q: Where do the sewer mutants get their groceries?

[#530 :]

A:  At the ruins of an old Wal-Mart.


Q:  What if Fry and Zoidberg had been caught eating the produce there at the old Wal-Mart?

[#531 :]

A: They would have been killed in the worst way imaginable.

Q: To mutants what is the worst way imagiable to die?

[#532 :]

A: being flushed down the giant toilet where el chupanibre was flushed

Q: Is there actually a sub-world below the mutants world?

[#533 :]

A: Yes

Q: What's down there?

[#534 :]

A: A robotic Richard Simmons, which is why things are sent their as punishment.

Q: Where did it come from.

[#535 :]

A: the hollywood wax robot museum

Q: what other celebrity wax robots were flushed down the sub-sewer?

[#536 :]

A: The Quantum Artist Probably Known As Prince

Q: Why?

[#537 :]

A: The museum was running out of space and decided prince and richard simmons wouldn't be missed

Q: were they missed?

[#538 :]

A: Only by tourists from San Fransisco.

Q: What other robots are in the museum?

[#539 :]

A: The ones who thought the admission at the planetarium was too high.

Q: How many Beings of Inconceivable Horror does it take to change a lightbulb?

[#540 :]

A: None. A Being of Inconceivable Horror needs no light bulbs. Besides, it would just buy someone to do it off eBay. Bwaaaahahahaha!

Q: Why don't more celebrity heads get bodies like Beck?

[#541 :]

A: Because they don't want people to think they're trying to be like Beck.

Q: Why did the preserved head cross the road?

[#542 :]

A: He was stapled to the Hyperchicken.

Q: So, why did the Hyperchicken cross the road?

[#543 :]

A: He's just a simple Hyperchicken from a backwoods asteroid who doesn't know from roads or crossings.

Q: Where can one purchase an inter-species DNA maternity testing machine?

[#544 :]

A: From Professor Farnsworth's online store.

Q: What is Farnsworth's store's URL?

Damn you coldy!!! 


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Bender 1: I'm not sad because I finally found someone as great as me. It's like I always say, "Make new friends and keep the old. One is silver--"
Bender A: "And the other's gold."
SPIDER PIG!!!!!
Fry/Leela ♥
Harry/Hermione♥ Delusional and proud!

[#545 :]

A: www.professorfarnsworth.old
Q: What else is for sale there?

[#546 :]

A: finglongers, smeloscopes, and many different lengths of wire

Q: what is Zoidberg's website?

[#547 :]

A: www.planetexpress.com/~drzoidberg,  because he's too poor to afford his own URL.

Q: What's it about?

[#548 :]

A: dumpster related cooking recipes

Q: what are his signature entrees?

[#549 :]

Spaghettio crust on moldy bread

[#550 :]

Why is everyone so obsessed with Zoidberg?  By the way, all Decpodians are Jewish, they don't believe in jesus

[#551 :]

Best lines from an episode:  Professor: "Where's the device that speeds up or slows down time." Fry: "Under the seat"

[#552 :]

Does anyone know if Farnsworth was a deliberate tribute to Philo T. Farnsworth?

[#553 :]

Originally posted by bobbot:
Does anyone know if Farnsworth was a deliberate tribute to Philo T. Farnsworth?

Yes.

 

Originally posted on the Intertnet Movie Database Futurama Trivia page:

• Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth is named after the inventor Philo T. Farnsworth, one of the pioneers of television, whose invention was premiered at the 1939 New York World's Fair, along with the Futurama exhibit.

Also: YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!    The whole point of this thread is to ask stupid questions, and give stupid (non-)answers!

Geeze, asking an intelligent question in this thread...
[*Mutter*] [*Mutter*] 

[#554 :]

Farnsworth invented electronic television, those nice folks at RCA sent Vladimir Zworkin to steal the inventors ideas and by using the money and political influence managed to patent Farnsworths system before he could.  Think about that next time you tune in NBC.

[#555 :]

By the way, it was RCA's stolen version of television that was displayed at the worlds fair

[#556 :]

Ever wonder why the channels start at 2 instead of 1? In 1946 the geniuses at the FCC decided that there would never be a need for all 13 channels that had been alocated for TV broadcasting so they took channel 1 and created citizens band radio

[#557 :]

Hey, I'm new and a little lost

[#558 :]

Bobbot, friend, palm bruddah! You’re new.
I suggest (STRENUOUSLY!) you take a moment to peruse the FAQ’s, here, and  here.
One thing that is particularly frowned upon for reasons of bandwidth is multiple posting, as you have done above.

Oh.

Are those my claws in your throat?
[*Heh*]
Sorry about that... Um... Have a bandaid? 

Welcome to our little corner of “nerd-vana.”

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We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread...

[#559 :]

And the thread has reached a new low. So where were we exactly?