Questions! Answers! Forthwith!

[Reply #720 on:]

A: Because when you say 's' you half close the mouth,and without that he's too lazy to close it

Q: Are there special days when Sal does work?


TOTPD

[Reply #721 on:]

A: Hahahahahahahahas!...Oh wait, you were serious?

Q:Will the robots of Chapek 9 ever have a successful human hunt?

[Reply #722 on:]

A: Yes. In 3023 suicide booths will begin to offer a third option: automatic transport to Chapek 9. 

Q: Will all of Kif's offspring be as wimpy as he is?

[Reply #723 on:]

A: All but the one eyed one, that one's gonna be an ass kicker

Q: Will Brannigan ever be a father (and the Holoshed doesn't count)?

[Reply #724 on:]

A: Only if Petunia's the mother.Ewww

Q: Leela's still wearing Calculon's ears.What'll happen to Calculon?

[Reply #725 on:]

A: He'll be a well respected deaf acting robot

Q: Will Leela ever get a 2nd robot eye?

[Reply #726 on:]

A: And where would she put it, in her ass?

Q: Who has more playboy(or playbot) magazines:
Bender
Scruffy
Sal
?

[Reply #727 on:]

A: Scruffy of course, he owns several subscriptions to Juggs, Big Buns and Baps

Q: How does Bender use the screw he keeps in his locker? 

[Reply #728 on:]

A: Ummm,well...Can I change  the topic *blushes all over and gets redder than Zoiby"

Q: Who assigned the Sunset squad?

[Reply #729 on:]

A: Phillip J Fry V hated his grandpa(the original Phillip's nephew) for hugging the seven leaf clover and Phil II(grandpa) was already 164 so it was a way to assassinate that he could explain to the DOOP.Soon after a group of DOOP officers came to take Phillip II body but found only a sceleton with a little flesh.Phil V was executed but, the Sunset squad remainds.

Q: So when did Earth join the DOOP?

[Reply #730 on:]

A: Well,shortly before taking over it ,of course!

Q: How do robuts have sex?

[Reply #731 on:]

A: It's disgusting!And here it is...
It has a lot to do with the antena and the fembots's screws.They also plug in in each other...The rest is as disgusting as a robot can be...
Or they join programs

Q: How many famous people sceletons does Bender have?

[Reply #732 on:]

A: 1729 

Q: How did Elzar escape from Santa's ice place thingy?

[Reply #733 on:]

A: In the war of the 2904 (the bigest war against the creaters that The Hypnotoad is one of)there was a battle on Neptun.When Santa-bot was kicking ass one of the space ships that fell on the ground wasn't really broken.Lots of Neptunians such as Elzar's grandpa escaped on that ship...And got on Earth.So they started living on Earth just like some Decapodians...That means like slaves

Q: How did Santa conquer Neptun?

[Reply #734 on:]

A: Gluh, He's a giant robot

Q: Will an Omicronian ever become president of Earth?

[Reply #735 on:]

A: As we know the 60th president was an Omicronian or a creature close to a Omicronian.When the DOOP thought about Phillip F Fry V(look at one of my othetr posts) the Omicronians concquerd Earth and came close to conquering DOOP.Soon after the Amphibians,the Decapodians and some othe types of aliens joined the DOOP and the Omicronians were defeated.

Q: When was the DOOP founded?

[Reply #736 on:]

A)2945 after the Second Galactic war

(i forfit my turn first to post gets it)

[Reply #737 on:]

Q: What was the first galactic organization like DOOP with Earth in it?

[Reply #738 on:]

A: The Mysterious Galactic Gathering ,which was actualy a group of JRR Tolkien fans

Q:Where did writer units get that long-answer bug/virus from?

[Reply #739 on:]

A: Writer units don't usually.The problem is in 2997 (the year I was made) there wasn't enough robot parts.So I'm made from scrap metal.I spent a lot of money to become a normal robot but when I was as crappy as a robot can be I had no anti-virus so on a weekend in Transilvania I became a were-car.As we know the original were-car was destrojed I had a system error and since then I like to make big awnswers.

Q: How long was Tolkien popular enough for having atleast one member in the MGG?

[Reply #740 on:]

A: He replaced Star Trek after the baning of the star trek stuff.

Q: Does heavy metal still exist in the 3000's?

[Reply #741 on:]

A: Yeah on some other plannet!Oh crap I just made a short awnswer!I'm gonna feel so bad after a hour or so...The problem is on you're quastion I couldn't make a long awnswer.So I had to make it short.Its really bad for me with my long awnswer virus.Oh god I made a short awnswer!Oh wait, I didn't...Hoooray!

Q: How many episodes of All My Circuits are there?

[Reply #742 on:]

A: Ummm...1729?

Q: Is there an antivirus for Writer Units?Something like Norton for Windows 3000 1024bit edition?

[Reply #743 on:]

A: Yes ,but after some writer units because of them where working too slow.Since then only the more rich writer unit could use one.I myself had a lot of trouble trying to get one.Once I got the money with a lottery ticket, I was going to ,but I owed the Robot Mafia some(a lot) money so I didn't get it.

Q: What head is the greatest in the head museum(except Matt Groening's Head)?

[Reply #744 on:]

A: Spock?Hey,do the thing!

Q: When did Zoidberg walk pantless and why(Farnsworth Parabox-"Stop spraying me with ink,Zoidberg;put on pants Zoidberg"-thats what he said...)?

[Reply #745 on:]

A: Its a old Decapodian tedition.On DOOP day they walk pantless like the first Decapodians in DOOP.When those came to the DOOP there was a war against the Omicronians and for some reason those guys lost they're pants.They became heroes and since then on the DOOP day every Depapodian doesn't wear any clothes.Really disgusting so Zoidberg shouldn't be that outraget.

Q: What's the DOOP day and when is it?

[Reply #746 on:]

A: DOOP day.Noun.A holiday that takes place two days after the second crescent moon of May.Traditional stuff is drinking Pangalactic Gargleblasters and then throwing sweaty F-shirts,L-shirts and T-shirts onto your mate.

Q: What if that thing I said?

PS: My veriest Gods!The virus!It's contagious!I cant stop talking about it!It's horrible!This is absolutely and utterly revolting and repulisvely Grotesque!!

[Reply #747 on:]

A: If that thing you said you are right.Whatever you said...Use a what if machine to find out what if that thing you just said.I think the machine'll show something horrible like:
DOOP day.Noun.A holiday that takes place two days after the second crestent moon of may...

Q: What if I didn't have the virus?

[Reply #748 on:]

A:  Then you're A-okay!

Q:  What 80's TV Show would Bender turn the PE Building into?  Pee-Wee's Playhouse or Hey, Vern!  It's Ernest!? 

[Reply #749 on:]

A: Neiter, he'd either turn into the cheers bar or the home of the decepticons

Q: What's Zoidberg's favorite 80s show?

[Reply #750 on:]

A: Married...With Children.It's a 90's show actualy but Zoiby doesn't know.This way he knows that he wasn't the poorest guy on Earth.Coincidentially,Leela is in the show,too!

Q: What is Leela's favourite 80's show?

[Reply #751 on:]

A: she is too busy cooking dinner for the next month to watch TV

Q: how many hours a day does Fry watch TV?

[Reply #752 on:]

A: 24 on a lucky weekend.When they're working but don't have a delivery then 17.The worse is 9.On his holidays he usually watches 28 hours every day.Or more.The usuall is 15.

A: What is Amy's favourite present day TV show?

[Reply #753 on:]

A: Splorange Gounty.

Q: Does Futurama have 1000 seasons in the future?(if it's "Yes",then I'm getting frozen!)

[Reply #754 on:]

A: Yes!But I'm not getting frozen I'm a robot,I can live forever and also if I'll get frozen inside me everything'll still work so won't be actually frozen,I wouldn't move but, I would think.also why not live another 1000 years before the universe is destrojed.

Q: How did being his own grandpa deprive him from Delta brain waves?

[Reply #755 on:]

A: Whatever the reason is,our puny brains won't have the power or the guts to comprehend it.

Q: Will Kiff become a hunk?

[Reply #756 on:]

A: Kif will eventually land a job as model for Lightspeed Briefs, setting a new standard for masculinity.

Q: How is this statement completed: "Actually I don't have bones.  I am supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders that---- ?"

[Reply #757 on:]

A: Mr.Wong - You a big squishy wuss!

Q: Did Zoidberg get rid of his male jelly?

P.S.I'm a Bending Unit!Hooray for me!

[Reply #758 on:]

A: I hope so....

Q: Will Zoidberg ever find love?

P.S. I'm new here, hi! ;D

[Reply #759 on:]

A: No 'cause he is the lobster equivalent of Fry.

Q: How often does Zoidberg change his shell?

P.S. Hi,Zoidy-poo,wish you luck being a part of the greatest board(even greater than a skateboard and snowboard combined)!