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Fry1077

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« #680 : 10-30-2006 01:28 »
« : 10-30-2006 01:28 »

A: Big Foot all the way!

Q: What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow in the future?

Hehehe page snypa
Writer unit32

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« #681 : 10-30-2006 08:13 »

A: Invent a time machine and find out yourself

Q: Where is Calculon now?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« #682 : 10-30-2006 09:32 »

A: On stage,recording All My Circuits season 10.

Q: Does Fry ever change his jacket?
Writer unit32

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« #683 : 10-30-2006 10:02 »
« : 10-30-2006 10:02 »

A: No'the jacket means a lot to him,but its a long and dramatic story which I wont post in this thread

Q: How much bends could bender bend if he could bend bends?
Writer unit32

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« #684 : 10-30-2006 10:04 »
« : 10-30-2006 10:04 »

Sorry for double posting,my computer's being stupid
master616

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« #685 : 10-30-2006 10:39 »

A. he could bend many bends cause bender can bend bends  :D

Q. Why doesn't leela find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out?
tyraniak

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« #686 : 10-30-2006 11:13 »
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A: she's afraid with her bad depth perception she'll either poke both out or poke that person between the eyes

Q: If Fry's nephew philp was so lucky why is Farnsworth the only surviving descendent?
Writer unit32

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« #687 : 10-30-2006 11:15 »
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A: Well he's the only lucky person in the family soyou can figure out what happened to his children,grandchildren,great grandchildren,great great grandchildren

Q: In The Criogenic Woman Bender had the hand and carier chip of the prime minister of Norway. So why did he become Fry's assistent?
master616

Bending Unit
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« #688 : 10-30-2006 11:31 »

A. Because he got the hands mixed up and had to scan the hand again.

Q. Why is the 7 leaf clover so lucky?
Writer unit32

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« #689 : 10-30-2006 11:39 »

A:500 tousand years ago there was a witch...If you wanna know the whole story then buy the traditional Kwanza book 'What is hell in Kwanza?'.

Q: In 'The Devils Hands' the Robot Devil took Nixons head with him.What'll happen to Nixon in  robot hell?
master616

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« #690 : 10-30-2006 11:52 »

A. His water in the head jar will bubble and evapourate and nixon will dry up and die.

Q. What does bender use his antenna on his head for?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« #691 : 10-30-2006 14:26 »

A: Offending people(My,that lady's got a huge ass!)

Q: What the hell is Kwanza?
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« #692 : 10-30-2006 16:02 »

A: a word starting with 2 vowels

Q: when bender claps why doesn't it sound like metal clapping but like hands?
SCRUNCHY

Bending Unit
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« #693 : 10-30-2006 21:46 »

A: The sound is edited in after taping, i.e. its magic.

Q: Has Nibbler ever swallowed a human?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #694 : 10-31-2006 01:16 »

A: Yeah, your mom  :p

Q: Are Nibblonians cannibals?
Writer unit32

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« #695 : 10-31-2006 05:15 »

A: Why do you think theyre race is almost extinkt?F'corse they are.

Q: Does Fry really use hairgel?
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #696 : 10-31-2006 05:31 »

A: No. He makes his own. Out of mayerials we would rather not know...

Q: Why didn't Fry's nephew Philip give the 7-leaf clover to his descendants? Why did he keep itin his grave?
Arockalypse

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« #697 : 10-31-2006 07:40 »

A: He wanted to be lucky and go to heaven.Selfish dog!

Q: Will Cubert ever find a girlfriend?
master616

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« #698 : 10-31-2006 09:45 »

A. no because he would rather get it on with Dwight

Q. Does Leela Use hair dye to colour her hair?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« #699 : 10-31-2006 10:25 »

A: No,she inherited it from her mother(unlike Marge).

Q: Are there a lot of Decapodians on Earth?
master616

Bending Unit
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« #700 : 10-31-2006 13:26 »

A. No not many they all got sick of watching old tapes from the last invasion.

Q. Why is futurama still one of the best animated comedy even though it has been cancelled (soon to air again :D)?
Dave B

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« #701 : 10-31-2006 13:42 »

A: Because Fox like to stir things up

Q: What are the other Genders other than Male and Female, which Amy mentioned in Bend Her?
Writer unit32

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« #702 : 10-31-2006 15:17 »
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A: There are 57 more...Lots of creatures arent male or female...Like me...But I'm almost male!In bed I can be male...Only I have lots of other options!Female isn't one of them...Ssssmm this reminds me I'm not human...[sobs] :cry:

Q: What gender is Umbriel?(the mermaid Fry was in love with)
Arockalypse

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« #703 : 10-31-2006 23:39 »

A: The closest definition is "female".She said she would throw her eggs and then Fry would fertilize them(just like that time Zoiby fertilized Mr.Wong's eggs)

Q: Is Flexo's goatee built-in?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #704 : 11-01-2006 00:11 »

A: No it was an addon

Q: Can you grow plants on Mars?
DanSonOfJacob

Bending Unit
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« #705 : 11-01-2006 00:50 »

A:  Yes, unlike Utah it was eventually teraformed to a point where life could exist and flourish.

Q:  How did teen singer Wendy die?  (Time keeps on slipping)
SCRUNCHY

Bending Unit
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« #706 : 11-01-2006 01:04 »

A: Her rubber duck mutated and became ill-tempered.

Q: Will Walt, Larry, and Ignar take over Momcorp some day?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #707 : 11-01-2006 01:12 »

A: No, before Mom dies she will demand that they be stuffed and buried with her.

Q: Will Roberto ever find the love of his life?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« #708 : 11-01-2006 01:24 »

A: Yes,but he'll get tired of her and perform The Misfits' song "Die,Die my Darling" over her.Whatever that means.

Q: Are "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy" still around in the 3000's?
Writer unit32

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« #709 : 11-01-2006 11:20 »

A: Theyre decendants.(looking just like them and having the same memory,IQ level...)

Whywas the Countress in A Flight To Remember named Dollar-Ocka?
tyraniak

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« #710 : 11-01-2006 13:10 »

A: I'ts actually de LaRocca, after Claudia de LaRoca

Q: How come none of the celbrity/presidential heads froze their entire bodies?
DanSonOfJacob

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« #711 : 11-01-2006 16:26 »

A:  At first, freezing the head was all that was possible.  Then latter, everyone was already doing it - they just wanted to be popular.

Q:  Why don't all the heads just use robot bodies?
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« #712 : 11-02-2006 00:09 »

A: You only can get a robot body if you sell your soul to the robot devil.

Q: How does the toenail of that parrot from the x-mas episode taste?
Writer unit32

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« #713 : 11-02-2006 01:21 »
« : 11-02-2006 01:21 »

A: Like poly grip and cat pee!

Q: Why is Hermes upsessed with green snakes and sugar cans?
Dave B

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« #714 : 11-02-2006 06:02 »

A: Due to a tragic incident back in his home town, he doesn't like to talk about it...

Q: What exactly would Zoidberg have done with the instrument he presented to Fry in Series Two: The Episode Has Landed?
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« #715 : 11-02-2006 06:56 »

A: He would get Fry's brain out and start examining it in a gruesome yet interesting way,until someone informs him that he's holding a Cygnoid stomach examination tool.

Q: How dids Sals gets that weird talkings disorders ?s
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« #716 : 11-02-2006 11:08 »

A: Whats the hells are yous talkings abouts, don't everybodys talks likes thats

Q: Why does Sal keep changing jobs?
SCRUNCHY

Bending Unit
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« #717 : 11-02-2006 11:26 »

A: The Lazy Workers Union (LWU) keeps sending him to different job sites to "lazy up" the other workers.

Q: What's a typical day like for Sal?
Writer unit32

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« #718 : 11-02-2006 11:57 »

A:
5:00PM Wake up
5:30PM Burger
6:00PM Coke
6:00PM Tryes to have sex
6:30PM Doesn't sucseed at trying to have sex
7:00PM Get beaten up
7:30PM Get telled what a loser he is
8:00PM Go to sleep

Q:What is the action he does in every of those events?
master616

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« #719 : 11-02-2006 12:50 »

A:
5:00PM Wake up-He opens his eyes.
5:30PM:Burger-moves his mouth so he can chew.
6:00PM:Coke-moves his tongue so he can drink.
6:00PM:Trys to have sex- Fails miserably and gets slapped.
6:30PM :Doesn't succeed at trying to have sex-see above.
7:00PM Get beaten up-Gets punched in many places.
7:30PM Get telled what a loser he is:gets upset and cries in his pillow.
8:00PM Go to sleep-closes eyes.

Q. why does sal always add an extra 's' on everything?
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