Jokes You Like For No Specific Reason

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OOOH- (sorry i can't ever remember names/whatnot) but the one where that alien cloud thing has the cast of star trek.  someone says something like, "let's have the most attractive cast member explain..." nichelle nichols opens her mouth but then george takei goes, "gladly..."

i'm a trekkie so i love any star trek joke on the show.  it makes me feel like they put it in there just for me and the other trekkies out there, y'know?

[Reply #81 on:]

I have a few that I toss into conversation all the time and still laugh at.

Eight...ten...a big fat hen. (Don't know why, but it's a great way to end a sentence.)

People said I was dumb, but I proved them!

I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raeson!

[Reply #82 on:]

   

Originally posted by Mr. No Sir:
When J. Edgar Hoover (it is him, right?) is delivered to area 51 in a box and smashes through it.

Nope, that was was President Harry Truman actually!

My fav is

Mayor Poopenmeyer: You saved the Gemerald!
Fry/Capatin Yesterday: Yet The Zookeeper got away. Thus proving that the deadliest animal of all.... is The Zookeeper!

[Reply #83 on:]

It always kills me when Bender says "I'm back baby!" No matter how many times I've seen te specific episodes, I laugh every time... So it maks sense that I'm in love with the line.

[Reply #84 on:]

Prof. Farnsworth: this is very serious, mayor poopenmeyer.

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Hey =) First post from a longtime lurker, I love your site!

Anyway, in Godfellas after Bender is launched from the ship:

Leela: Thats not torpedo three! Thats not torpedo three at all!

For some reason that line makes me laugh my ass off.

[Reply #86 on:]

When Bender puts his arms back on in SP3000

Fry: "I don't know how you did that?"

[Reply #87 on:]

Aw damn- i'm watchin' tonight's CN episode.  i love any time farnsworth says, "good news, everyone!"
and
Zapp Brannigan: But you forgot one thing, rock crushes scissors.  but paper covers rock...and scissors cuts paper...kif! we have a conundrum!

also i love it when kif sighs.  i know i post a lot but this is so far my favorite thread.  there's so many great jokes.

[Reply #88 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mr. No Sir:"good news, everyone!"

especially "Good news, everyone, I'm still technically alive!"

[Reply #89 on:]

Fry: "Well you're in luck.  I just happen to be loving, holding, stroking machine.  Also spanking."

And it's not in the Pilot Episode, but it was in the animatic.  Fry is passing by 3 different vending type machines, and the last one just says "Sex, $1.25" on it and he walks past it with a look of "WTF?" on his face.  I love it.

But the one that takes the cake is when Fry thinks he's a robot.  "I need plenty of alcohol to fuel my power circuits."
*Belches then couch falls over backwards.*
"Beep."  *snores*

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I love it in Godfellas when they get to the god telescope thing the sherpa says he's not holy enough to go any further and fry says, "whatever" and proceeds to burp and spit on the ground.

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In one of the episodes (I think it's the one with Past-O-Rama) the advert on the TV goes something like

"Does todays hectic lifestyle make you jumpy and easily irritated?"

and Bender just shouts

"Shut up and get to the point!"

[Reply #92 on:]

Oy! I like Brannigan's line in "War is the H-Word" :

(to Nixon after he babbles for awhile)
"That's whatever you were talkin' about for ya."

[Reply #93 on:]

hmmm...i cant help but laugh when I see Leela killing everyone in AOI1. I'm not an evil person, but it was funny...especially Nibbler's reaction when he was getting skewered. :)LOL priceless
dont think of me as evil. just 'sane impared'

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ooooooooo marmalade scruff in parasites lost

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I don't even remember what episode it was from, but the scene cuts to the living room of the Planet Express building and everyone is throwing crap, scraps, and trash at Zoidberg as he sits on the ground like a puppy trying to catch it in his mouth.  He misses about 80% of the time but they just keep throwing crap at him.

And on an opposite note, a joke that I find saddening for no reason is when Hubert is making fun of Bender (or something) and Bender throws his beer bottle at him and accedentally hits Fry in the head.  Bender says, "Oops, sorry."  But fry says, "It's alright, I had it coming."  That bothers me to no end.  Poor Fry wasn't doing anything and he feels that the action was still justified.  You see that kind of logic in kids who are abused, so what does that say about him?

[Reply #96 on:]

ooh, invader jenny, always looking at the dark side of things...but, again, you are totally right. never picked that stuff up. hmm  *thinks*
aww, thinking makes my brain hurt, anyways. lets just say he was abused a bit

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'You watched it, you can't unwatch it!'

I'm surprised noone's mentioned 'Sham-pagin'

And said slapstick moments like...

Are you ok?
Oh yeah...

[Reply #98 on:]

Fry: Unngh...I'm having on of those things...a headache with pictures...
Leela: An idea?
Fry(nodding vigorously): Uh! Uh!

[Reply #99 on:]

@ tastes like Fry-oh yah, i forgot about the slapstick.
that has got to be one of the best fry moments ever! lol

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Flexo is freakin' great.  i love the way he says something mean and then takes it back but it's obvious he's being sarcastic and insincere.  I think he might be my favorite supporting character.

anyway.  my favorite "flexism" is when fry says something about the jumbonium atom being safe for another 8 hours.  flexo says "yeah, eight hours of boredom. hahahah!  no, i'm kidding, you're a wonderful man."

who the hell says, "you're a wonderful man"?  it's hilarious, i tell you. i almost embarassed myself by laughing for no reason in front of co-workers today just thinking about it.

[Reply #101 on:]

I think a great moment is Number seven, compare your life to mine them kill yourself

[Reply #102 on:]

"Goodbye losers, whom I've always hated!"
...
"Come on, It'll be fun!"

[Reply #103 on:]

lol. what ep. was that from again, llama?

[Reply #104 on:]

The Honking 

[Reply #105 on:]

lol. tahnks sk8PrO. 

[Reply #106 on:]

The "windy shrimp" kills me every time. I think that thing is hi-larious.

[Reply #107 on:]

I wonder if Fry did ever catch that lil' guy.

[Reply #108 on:]

I always laught at that windy shrimp, or at that four legged mimic, when he throw the net at Leela :lol:

[Reply #109 on:]

yah. he's so stupid.

[Reply #110 on:]

But he is our beloved Fry.

[Reply #111 on:]

My brother loves the whale barfing from "300 Big Boys".  It just keeps coming and coming...

[Reply #112 on:]

Haha, The cops are soo mystifyed by it Bender can just sneak past them.

[Reply #113 on:]

When fry hit the 100th cup of coffee and went into hyperdrive, i nearly shit myself.  My friends and I  were all, um...you know...sitting on the couch in a "stupor" and  simultaneously pointed at the tv and went, "whoooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaah hhhhhhhhh!!!"

[Reply #114 on:]

For some reason Leela's "Even Shaun!" outburst in The Deep South always makes me laugh.. so random.

Actually, I like the whole random Shaun subplot in general. Glad he got a mention in the last episode 

[Reply #115 on:]

ehehehe. couch fibers on his butt.

[Reply #116 on:]

Whose were they? His own? That'd be funny if they were his own couch fibers. I agree, Zmithy. Shaun seems like he could be a character to delve deeper into. I wish they would've introduced him on the show, you know, like a controversial "Return of the Shaun" episode or something like that, where Leela had to choose between suave Shaun or fatty Fry. Hard choice, eh?

Anyways...I'm getting off-topic. I like the joke in the episode "Where no fan has gone before" where Leela says: "Fire!" And it looks like Fry is about to press the button, but it turns out Leela presses it. I dunno...that just makes me laugh.

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"What proof is this, some huge number??" hahahah.... classic....
"Who are those horrible little men?"
"Those are Grunka-Lunka's!"
"Tell them I hate them."

[Reply #118 on:]

"Look! Those disgusting little men are starting to sing!"
hahah!

[Reply #119 on:]

For no reason just seeing the name "poopemeyer" on his desk always gets me laughing. then i feel like i'm seven.