Jokes You Like For No Specific Reason

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I was just watching Lesser of Two Evils a couple of days ago. What a fantastic episode, filled with a lot of great jokes. However, there was one joke that stood out. In fact, it's not even technically a joke, but something I just found hilarious, and I couldn't stop laughing. It was one of Bob Barker's line at the end of the show:

Bob Barker: Let's put an end to this pathetic hoedown!

I have no idea why I find this so funny, but I have been quoting it a lot too for the past few days. Are there any jokes like that for you too? Ones that you find side-splitting, but you can't pinpoint a reason as to why they are so funny? It doesn't have to nessecarily be the joke itself that cracks you up, but it can just be the delivery of it. Here's another line that cracks me up and I don't know why:

- Boneitis Guy singing the safety dance at the very end of act one of Futurestock.


Enough of my rambling, post the joke that made you laugh for no specific reason.

[#1 :]

I like the quote in parasites lost when bender shouts "he's a witch!"

It had me in stiches, and i don't know why.

[#2 :]

Nice topic, I like it    I have many of these jokes/none jokes quotes and actions that make me instantaneously laugh, one of mine is:

"Its called style, look it up some time... (poses)"   

[#3 :]

Yeah, numerous times, I found myself rolling on the floor laughing so hard. Steve Castle (That Guy, who does the safety dance) The face and the poor quality of the song was what made it funny. Maybe "hoedown" got you because you can make a rather old joke about it. "We have a hoe down. I repeat, we have a hoe down" Or it may be the way it was said or the facial expression. Or a combo of all these.

[#4 :]

Bender's line in Parasites Lost.

"Hello hello, what's all this then?"

Must be the accent  Great line

[#5 :]

Fry: "Here it is, the Breakfast Club Soundtrack"

Bender: "Don't you mean breakfast club sandwich?"

I think I laugh so hard because it's Bender being stupid for once and not Fry.

[#6 :]

Another of mine is: (I love this one  )

Bender: Look at the glowing freaks!.... Its beautiful...

Hahahaha 

[#7 :]

Probably Morbo's shout of "Windmills do not work that way!". It's so rude, that it's brilliant.

[#8 :]

I loved ...

Put down the binoculars Fry... The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day...

[#9 :]

And this one, out of The Farnsworth Parabox


Leela: "Now look, I am not evil. My loan officer said so."
Farnsworth 1: "Ohh, you'd like us to believe that, wouldn't you Leela? Or should I say, Eveela."
Bender 1: "Aw, this is awful. Someone is a more evil Bender than me. I do my best, dammit!"

[#10 :]

Hiya all, it's my first post! wooo!

Anyway, one of my favourites is from 'Fry and the Slurm Factory', when the crew first see the grunka lunkas.
Professor Fansworth then tells the willy-wonka like worm. "Tell them I hate them."
I just couldn't stop laughing. 

[#11 :]

Fry: So how are those hands treating you
Robot Devil: Not good, they keep touching me in places
Fry: Yeah, they get around

[#12 :]

This was funny as it was so random to:

Bender: We got medals!

Leela: Good work team! We really pulled it together on this mission.

(Jump at each other)

Zoidberg: They got medals...

Ahahahaha          

[#13 :]

I especially like the bad-ass gravity pump funding.
The cheque is really funny, saying something like
"Date: ??? // Amount: All the Earth's money and 00/100)"

Hehehe... I finally got some WLAN here in... what's the name of this nest? Ah, Quesnel, BC :-)

[#14 :]

i liked the one by fry when nibblers tooth is pulled out and and fry looks at the tooth

Fry "what are theese ring in nibblers teeth
Vet " well if like a common tree they would represent his age
Fry " yeah good luck it would take some kind of genius to count all those
Vet looks a the tooth" he 4
that was so funny, fry is so dumb

[#15 :]

 

Originally posted by laptopmoerder:
I especially like the bad-ass gravity pump funding.
The cheque is really funny, saying something like
"Date: ??? // Amount: All the Earth's money and 00/100)"

That episode was quite good. (you back from your holiday?)

I liked the one "The Why of Fry"

3, 2, 1, will the owner of a white padiack bird... oh never mind, ZERO!

that cracks me up.

[#16 :]

"What really killed the dinosaurs?"
"ME!!!"

The fact that the brains had absolutely no reason to do it never fails to make me laugh.

[#17 :]

heres 1,frm a tale of two santas
leela:now prof. when bender comes dont shoot him.
(then bender comes thru the chimney and the prof. shoots bender)
leela :prof.! havent u heard anything i said?
prof.NO!!!

[#18 :]

Noobs cant spell to save their lives.

This gets me going:

Scientist: "I've got a degree in *insert degree, I forgot what it was*!"
Robot: "You've got a degree in balony!" *sprays him with water*

[#19 :]

 

Originally posted by alias_007:
Noobs cant spell to save their lives.

This gets me going:

Scientist: "I've got a degree in *insert degree, I forgot what it was*!"
Robot: "You've got a degree in balony!" *sprays him with water*

homeopathic medicine, thats the joke   

[#20 :]

That's the one! Thanks

[#21 :]

 I love one from Xmas Story and one from Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV
Prof: You must be blind not to see she's a cyclops!
Hermes: He's over there man.

Hermes: No sir, not us FARTers.
I've got tons from B.S.N.B.A.O.T. I love the Prof. oH, i JUST REMEMBRED!!!
Dwight: I heard that alchol makes you stupid?
Fry: No I isn't.
LOL!!!!!

[#22 :]

 

Originally posted by Capybara:
Fry: No I isn't.
LOL!!!!!

Actually it was "No I'm Doesn't"

[#23 :]

@ Capybara shouldn't it be B.S.N.B.A.O.T.V.???

[#24 :]

i have a couple

from birdbot of icecatraz...
Farnsworth: This is an outrage! I demand you hand over your captain's jacket.

Leela: This is my normal jacket. I've had it for 10 years.

Farnsworth: I said hand it over!  Well, Fry, or should I say Captain Fry? (He holds the jacket out to him then pulls it away.) No, I shouldn't. Because Bender is the new captain!


and from anthology of interest 1...

Gygax: Mr. Fry, the time disruption indicates that some of that was supposed to happen but didn't, due to a quantum fluctuation.

Nichols: That's why we had to beat you with tennis rackets.


from godfellas...
Namgyal: Behold. The Monastery of Deshuba. I must leave you now for I am not holy enough to enter.

Fry: OK. (He belches and spits.)


and from war is the h-word...
Nurse: Are you read to operate, doctor?

iHawk: I'd love to, but first I have to perform surgery.(laughs)

Zoidberg: That's my joke! I'll kill you!

[#25 :]

when fry and bender deliever pillows on the high grav. planet


some breaking occured, the dollie was involved...that's all we know

[#26 :]

I can think of two:
In A Big Piece of Garbage when the Professor is counting down to fire the garbage ball, then starts to count up, and after that when Fry goes to press the button to fire it and misses.

[#27 :]

I just thought of another one, in the lesser of two evils when Leela says "downplay the tiara" that always cracks me up!

[#28 :]

Isn't it "Don't play the Tiara"?

[#29 :]

 

Originally posted by H. G. Blob:
Isn't it "Don't play the Tiara"?

No it isn't its downplay the tiara

Another quote for me is:

Bender: Fry crack corn and I don't care,
Leela crack corn I still don't care,
Bender crack corn and he is greeeat,
Take that you stupid corn!

 

[#30 :]

glad to see everyone is enjoying the thread. I've got one more t add that I forgot earlier. I don't know how many episodes he says it in( I can only think of Parasites Lost and Futurama: The Game), but I crak up when Bender says Shotgun, and I don't even know what it means  .

P.S. Professor Zoidy

Yout analysis is great. Now, that I think about it, that probably is why I laugh at the safety dance actbreak, and while I don't think I am immature enough to laugh at Hoedown because of the prefix hoe(although I do find a pie to the face hysterical), I think you are right it's the delivery.

[#31 :]

   

Originally posted by Dr. Zizzle:
glad to see everyone is enjoying the thread. I've got one more t add that I forgot earlier. I don't know how many episodes he says it in( I can only think of Parasites Lost and Futurama: The Game), but I crak up when Bender says Shotgun, and I don't even know what it means      .

P.S. Professor Zoidy

Yout analysis is great. Now, that I think about it, that probably is why I laugh at the safety dance actbreak, and while I don't think I am immature enough to laugh at Hoedown because of the prefix hoe(although I do find a pie to the face hysterical), I think you are right it's the delivery.

I find the random delivery of the safety dance hillarious too lol as Bender would say "Funny stuff", here is another that made me laugh:

In The Day The Earth Stood Stupid when Nibbler bites the balloon and goes flying up into the air and then falls with a "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" that cracks me up every time I see it as the expression on his face is pure terror               

EDIT Another I just thought of is when Hermes says "He's twitching like Zoidberg does when somebody mentions food" then on cue Zoidberg looks around eratically saying "Uhuhuahuh what now!" Hahahahaha that is soo funny when I see it      

[#32 :]

i remember another one from When Aliens Attack

Zoidberg: Uh-oh. (A cage traps him.) Help! Help! Bender, you gotta spring me. I'll never survive in here. I'm too pretty!

[#33 :]

Actually it was "No I'm Doesn't"
So?? The funny thing still remains. Oh, and I not sure about that. BSNBAOT or BSNBAOTV? i'M CONFUSED!


 

[#34 :]

another joke i love, is when leela opens up the "emergency supplies" only to find a clown suit!

[#35 :]

I like the sign from Bendin In The Wind where Fry and Bender are walking and they come across "The NNY Hole Project".

I mean...what kinda project invloves a giant hole? It gets me laughing sometimes.

[#36 :]

In "Where the Buggalo Roam," when the Martians start their second windstorm with Tuvan(sp?) throat singing, and Fry says "Hey, there's that 'barbecue's over' sound again."

[#37 :]

 

Originally posted by Capybara:
Actually it was "No I'm Doesn't"
So?? The funny thing still remains. Oh, and I not sure about that. BSNBAOT or BSNBAOTV? i'M CONFUSED!


   

Actually, it's TROAE.

[#38 :]

 

Originally posted by Unknown:
 Actually, it's TROAE.

Can someone please tell me what you're going on about?????    lol

[#39 :]

well, Capybara abreviated the episode bender should not be allowed on tv to BSNBAOT, and as a hilarious joke i said shouldn't it be BSNBAOTV - bender should not be allowed on tele-vision, but i don't know what "Unknown" is talking about because i'm almost positive TROAE is not an acronym for the name of any futurama episode!