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my man-wich!

Starship Captain
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« #120 : 08-19-2006 18:18 »
« : 08-19-2006 18:18 »

Welcome to peel, 6h minutes  :)

i've always liked: "you don't want to end up old and lonely like ZOIDBERG."

TOTPD!
Armando Cruz #6

Poppler
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« #121 : 08-20-2006 15:06 »

I forget what episode this line is from, but it slays me every time I hear it:

"The spoon's in the foot powder!"

Like Fry and Bender only have one spoon between them. And they use it for everything. And Fry has foot sweat problems (just like Leela, now that I think of it). This one line reveals so many funny things about their living arrangements.

I also love the words Mom makes up, like crapspackle and porpoisehork.
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #122 : 08-20-2006 17:35 »

Poor guys.
'Crapspackle!" SLAP! "OW!!!"
Poor guys. Their mommy isn't nice.
I like Mom's Fat-Suit. Hilarious.
Craven

Crustacean
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« #123 : 08-29-2006 16:25 »

Hello guys this is my first post... umm yeah i'll cut to the point

so the episode when they go on the 10x gravity planet when Fry tries to catch some rain with his tongue P R I C E L E S S
Sil

Professor
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« #124 : 08-29-2006 16:53 »

Welcome to PEEL, Craven - check out the PEELers FAQ here. Enjoy your stay  :)

The Windy Shrimp always cracks me up - and also (yeah, its really a joke, but who cares)

"Bender, if this is some kind of scam, I don't get it. You already have my power of attorney."
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #125 : 08-29-2006 17:19 »

Yes, welcome craven. Have a cookie *hands out an animal cracker* Enjoy your stay here.
@Sil: Yah. That makes me laugh too. Poor Fry.
I love it when Hermes is about to jump of the PE building and Bender shouts, "Do a flip!" Such typical Bender meanness.
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« #126 : 08-29-2006 19:32 »

I like how the village-were-car says "...when I went on a bird watching trip to the Antartic."

Cos there is only one kinda bird there...and it ain't Emu. Also, Leela says something then Bender goes...

Bender: What do you mean "we"?

Leela: I said "us".
abe
Crustacean
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« #127 : 08-29-2006 20:05 »

I like it in 'Brannigan, Begin Again' when Zapp is cutting the ribbon on the new DOOP HQ using the ship's laser, and the whole thing explodes.

Zapp: Whoopsie-daisy.

Also the whole neutral thing throughout that ep...  "I have no strong feelings one way or the other"
Craven

Crustacean
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« #128 : 08-30-2006 05:43 »

thanks for the greetings and the cookie it was real nice... uhm i got another one which made me laugh... i dunno if it was like that to you too but here i go..

in Godfellas when they are @ the budhist or whateva cult... the cult master explains the use of the giant telescope and that they will search for god no matter how long it takes...
 
and Fry asks "And then what?" (that's when i started laughing)
than moments later the guy sais "the telescope is also an amplifying transmitter" than Leela: "Like a giant karaoke machine?" Cultist: "not really... Would you like to see our giant karaoke machine?" that was the part i collapsed :D :D :D

sorry this was so long i just didn't want anything missing...
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #129 : 08-30-2006 06:19 »

Really, you think? You think that maybe I ought to use these clamps, which I use every day, at every opportunity? YER A FREAKIN' GENIUS, YOU IDIOT!

(Oh, and don't worry about long posts, Craven. So long as you're not annoying about it, long posts are appreciated. I for one admire a person who devotes him/herself to accuracy.  ;) )

Invader Jenny

Delivery Boy
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« #130 : 08-30-2006 09:24 »

Bender: "Who goes there!"
Fry: "Don't point that thing at me."
Bender: "Fry who?"
Arockalypse

Bending Unit
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« #131 : 08-30-2006 10:26 »

Something really hilarious from "Where the Buggalo Roam" is what i like:
Bender:Relax,Kiff,I'm sure another beautiful rich girl will fall in love with you!*laughs*

Another one from AOI 2:
Bender:I want to see what if I was human?I like being a robot and all,but we don't have emotions and that makes me very sad.
The second one sent me ROFLOLLMAO
shinyass

Liquid Emperor
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« #132 : 08-30-2006 11:07 »

Prof "And fry, you've got that brain thing!"
Fry "I already did!"
Dr. Zizzle

Crustacean
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« #133 : 09-02-2006 10:13 »

Wow, this thread really took off. I have just started visiting again, after taking some "sanity leave,"(way for the doctor's to sugar coat it) and I am excited to see this has over 100 posts, and to think, when I first started it, it had all of two replies or something, but luckily someone responded to it before it went off the front page, and now it's done well. I still didn't expect it to go over 100. Now, I did not just come here to talk about my success, but I was just thinking of a line I love, and I have no idea why.

In I Second That Emotion, when Bender is flushing himself down the toilet, and Fry is banging on the door, I start laughing even before Fry says the sombrero line. When he is banging on the door and he says, "Bender! Bender!" I crack up hysterically, even though it isn't the punchline, and I have no idea why.
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« #134 : 09-02-2006 10:52 »

In MTS, Leela urges the rest of the crew to be supportive of Benderís first attempt at serving a meal.
Her exclamation of "Oh dear GOD!" On tasting the very first morsel from her plate never fails to crack me up.
dangerskew

Crustacean
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« #135 : 09-02-2006 10:56 »

Lots of lines some I can't think of.

Insane in the Mainframe:
"I'll kill you...you know good...56!"

"Don't kill me! I'm starting to come down with Stockholm's Syndrome....handsome"

"Robots don't say 'ye'!"


Roswell That Ends Well:
When Harry S Truman bursts out of the crate. It's awesome.

Anything Steve Castle says.
robo_puppy_girl

Bending Unit
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« #136 : 09-05-2006 11:34 »

for some reason i love the bit in roswell that ends well when the missile is fired and has the episode title and a picture of zoidberg in kilroy fashion painted on
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #137 : 09-05-2006 16:02 »

I also like it in 30% Iron Chef when Bender is forcing the crew to eat one of his 'meals' and says:
"In we go-Leela, stop crying."
And Leela procedes to let out just one loud sob. It's not the sob that had me rolling on the floor, it's the fact that just ONE escaped. Priceless comedy gold.
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #138 : 09-05-2006 17:45 »

Haha,

"Hey, check out the palm tree! It only gets sick when I cook brunch! How's that for a coincidence, Professor? With all your precious science!"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #139 : 09-05-2006 17:56 »

That one always cracks me up, too.  :D
Hey, llama! Only 20 more posts and you're a starship captain!
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« #140 : 09-05-2006 18:00 »

Yuppers, and i know just what to name my ship.
It might have somethin' to do with Llamas...

"And Fry, you've got that brain-thing!"
"I already did!"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #141 : 09-05-2006 18:46 »

Name it 'llama ship"  :p
This wasn't really supposed to make people laugh, but I always did when I saw Angeline. Just something about the way she looks and speaks makes me giggle.
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #142 : 09-06-2006 16:26 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by KitKatBar-Fry:
I also like it in 30% Iron Chef when Bender is forcing the crew to eat one of his 'meals' and says:
"In we go-Leela, stop crying."
And Leela procedes to let out just one loud sob. It's not the sob that had me rolling on the floor, it's the fact that just ONE escaped. Priceless comedy gold.

I like the way Bender delivers his line. 'In that case brunch is served! Let's go, move it out, stop crying, Leela...'

Delivered without missing a beat. Perfectodoso.

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #143 : 09-06-2006 16:49 »

@Xanfor: It's splendiferous comedy. Makes me laugh out loud every time. It also bring the parents a-running to see why the hell I dropped off the bed laughing.
KPAT

Delivery Boy
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« #144 : 09-10-2006 04:45 »

i like the line where leela is reading the miracle cream and it says that it will give you the ability to command sea creatures.
so fry tries to call zoidburg into the room
and ziodburg replies, "screw you".... funny stuff
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« #145 : 09-10-2006 05:57 »

Fry: Pack of highly. Got it.
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Zoidberg: Ugh, again with the orphanarium.

Leela: When I was a child at the orphanarium...
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« #146 : 09-11-2006 11:37 »

Sparks keep me warm...

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #147 : 09-11-2006 14:24 »

Oh, I love Morgan's inspection of Bender's locker in HHRHGB.

*Morgan picks up a nut from the shelf*
Bender: Sometimes a guy gets lonely.
 :D :D
Vashti

Bending Unit
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« #148 : 09-13-2006 04:45 »

Oh yeah that episode:

"Why does this hat have yoghurt in it?"
"I can explain that, it used to be milk, and well, time makes fools of us all"

"I'm off to the angry dome!"
Tim B

Bending Unit
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« #149 : 09-13-2006 12:01 »

A scene that always kills me is in The Bird-bot of Ice Catraz where there is a cut to a scene of Fry piloting the ship and it's being attacked by a giant squid as Zoidberg cries "It's been a pleasure to serve under you, sir."  Also it kills me when Bender keeps calling Fry "Wiggles".
Menelaus
Crustacean
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« #150 : 09-13-2006 14:45 »

"The most dangerous animal of all is the zoo keeper." This joke is so funny to me. I know its a play off of some other quote but I can't remember what.
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #151 : 09-13-2006 15:13 »

I also liked it when Fry does the Hustle...loved that scene so much.
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« #152 : 09-13-2006 17:59 »

I love what Mom says...

"Holy crap, that bastard is itchy"

"I'm off to some charity BS for knocked up teenage sluts"

"Would you like a hand recount?"
"Ok"
*SLAP*
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #153 : 09-14-2006 06:51 »

'Pfft, a female leader?'
'Fry, shut up'
[salutes]'Yes Captain.'

Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry. You
lost the woman of your dreams, but you
still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

'Cause when we're in here together baby, time will stand still...[time slip]...ow'

'You could really use a shower.'
'You too.'
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #154 : 09-14-2006 14:27 »

"Shove a bastard in it, you crap!"---Mom

Oh god how I love that.  :D
Menelaus
Crustacean
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« #155 : 09-14-2006 16:03 »

I don't think there is a Zoidberg line I don't like.
"What? Is was Valentine's Day! Hooray!"
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #156 : 09-14-2006 21:08 »

"He's alive!"
*knock knock knock*
"Quit yer braggin'! My boyfriend's alive too!"
*Thump*
"oop, not anymore."
 :D :D :D
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« #157 : 09-14-2006 22:15 »
« : 09-14-2006 22:15 »

The Bee Happy song

PE member: 'Don't worry!'
Bee: 'Be...'
'PE member: '...happy!' *EXPLODEs*

And the fact that the be has [commentator]this expression of mindless ectasy[/c]

edit:
'Fix it! fix it! fix it! fix it! [pause] fix it! fix it!'
Always has me ROFLing
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« #158 : 09-15-2006 07:14 »

Yah. Hehe, it's funny every time the PE crew sings. Great stuff.
Tim B

Bending Unit
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« #159 : 09-15-2006 09:11 »

I like the bit in Cyber House Rules where Bender flushes himself.  The look on his face is priceless.
OR
In the Lesser of Two Evils
Leela: "I don't know which one to shoot"
Fry: "Flexo, Shoot Flexo"
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