Whats my line? Framegrab thread

[#400 :]

Fry: *thinking* I don't believe this! She'll strip for the Professor but not for me? What does he have that i don't?!

[#401 :]

Professor: Look Leela I don't want to see you ugly body either but Nixon demands it and we don't want to get our butts kicked.
Fry: (thinks to himself) ...this is the best abuse of power EVER!

[#402 :]

Professor: Our customer on Xanadu 5 said his shipment of sex toys was missing some items. You know what must be done now.

Fry: (Thinking) Leela?!?

Leela: OK, but oil up your gloves this time.

Prof: Fry your next.

Fry: Eeeee!

Leela: And tell Bender to stop humping my leg.

[#403 :]

professor: see i told you it deosnt matter how many blue puills i have look at my crotch now put your clothes back on leela

[#404 :]

Professor: I don't care how it got in there.  I want it back right now!
Fry: What's going on, Leela?
Leela: The professor put his giant, flesh-eating space centipede down my collar as a joke, forgot he did it, and is blaming me for stealing it.
Fry: Jeez, Professor, maybe if you play practical jokes they should be more, you know, practical.
Professor: Don't be stupid.  The old "atomic monster down the back of the neck"-joke made me the life of last year's Crimes Against Nature Convention.
Leela: Just remember that some people don't like creepy crawlies with poisonous fangs, an appetite for human flesh, and a bad attitude crawling around inside their jacket.
Professor: Don't you tell me what to remember!  Now, where did I leave my centipede?

[#405 :]

Fry: Hey, why is there's some guy out side that says you owe him money leela.

Professor: I'll tell you why she owes him money! Look what she has done to her body, its disgusting.

Leela: I thought having another one put in might distract men from my eye! Is that so wrong?

Fry: Its..... its, beautiful. I've never seen anything like it. I'll be back in ten minuets, I have to go to the bathroom.

[#406 :]

Professor: So you can shut Fry up now with a weird whatyoucallit... ORGIE
(EDIT: Sorry, i had not much idea)

[#407 :]

I'm going with Venus, it was short and sweet.

[#408 :]

Professor: Why don't you just love Fry, damn it.... I'm sick of seeing Fry sad and moping around blowing his nose is all of my Lab coats!

Leela.... Fine, fine... here take my jacket.......

Fry: Wowwwza!

[#409 :]

Yay for me! I'm popular!

[#410 :]

Professor: (off screen) I told you two to stop all the horseplay around my lab equipment!
Bender: But we're playing 'Jack the Ripper,' so technically, it's whoresplay.

[#411 :]

Bender: I wish I knew how to quit you!

Fry: I QUIT!!! I QUIT!!!

[#412 :]

Bender: Oh come on. You know you want to let me throw you into that ooze.
Fry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Professor: No Bender you idiot. Fry isn't a turtle so the is no way for him to become and ninja...much less a ninja turtle.

[#413 :]

Bender: I wander if I squeeze you hard enough I can make you humans pulsate?

Fry: Bender.. no.. god, Bender, stop... I can't breath....!

[#414 :]

Prof: Fry, tell me when Bender's new friendliness chip is properly set.

Bender: Mmmmmm............Mmmmmmm

Fry: Aaargh - so cold! Lower! Lower!

Bender: Mmmmmmm

Fry: Not you, the Professor.

Bender: Hey! What's this thing in my ass!

Fry: That's better Professor!

[#415 :]

BENDER: I just thought to let you know, that, before i started hugging you, i let Zoidberg use your toothbrush

FRY: AAAAAGH!

[#416 :]

Bender:Fry,I have a deadly disease.It's very contagious.
Fry:AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[#417 :]

Bender: Thanks to those lessons from that taxidermist, I was able to get Leela to wait for you every night when you get home.  Dont thank me, it was easy, you know except for the killing part. You're welcome meatbag!!

[#418 :]

I gotta admit Spacepilot's Brokeback Mountain reference and Layz's horrific Leela murder both had me on the carpet. So after much deliberation, and a good solid round of 'eenie meenie minie moe' i give this round to Spacepilot3000. Well done!

[#419 :]

Just to know I had you on the carpet is reward enough.

[#420 :]

5 ThunderPoints to spacepilot for a good pop culture reference.

[#421 :]

Yay!

[#422 :]

amy: DOUGH KNEE HOW, DOS SIN NIEGH! bender, what happened anyway?

bender: I heard we had signed on to do 4 movies and th thought of all that money made my ass explode.

zoidburg: give a new meaning to the word "jackass!" huh? huh?

(everyone stares blankly at zoidburg)

zoidburg: what? is a lobster comedian any more weird the a chinese girl doing hard labor?

wwe_fk: (from living room watching tv) BURN!!!!!

[#423 :]

Zoidberg: What? No massage for Zoidberg?
Hermes: *offscreen* You haven't worked for it, ya filthy crab
Zoidberg: Awww...

[#424 :]

Bender: "I love these ass massages Amy, i just wish I didn't have to melt my lower body before you did them, but i guess you made that rule for a reason..."

Amy: "I didn't make any rules..."

Bender: "Too late for that now... ahhhh, melty..."

Ok, it was bad, but give me a break....

...Its my first day...

[#425 :]

Bender: [Snore] uuuh.. oohh... uh, huh! What, what are you doing Amy?!!!

Amy: Well the Professor said that he wanted you to be more of a part of Planet Express, so I am attaching you to the ship so you will be able to be...

Bender: Damn it Amy...idiottt he means he wants me to work harder and stop filling the ships cargo with my Liquor bottles...!

Amy: Bloops! Uh oh.......

[#426 :]

My fellow Earthicans, after meeting with top voodoo economists, I choose  Dave B for his funny "Amy's a moron" caption.

[#427 :]

 

Originally posted by spacepilot3000:
My fellow Earthicans, after meeting with top voodoo economists, I choose  Dave B for his funny "Amy's a moron" caption.

Yay I won, I won lol

Thanks mate I thought it was a rather cool one too    When I get back home I will post my framegrab.... seeya then!

Back home now. So lets see what you guys can come up with for this:



 

[#428 :]

Professor:...and more to the point, i think we should all know that i sold Hermes for food yesterday, so, tomorrow, Fry and Leela will need to transport his lifeless carcass to the meat factory...

Hermes:Lifeless? Sweet bananas of Havana!

[#429 :]

Farnsworth: "Good news everyone! I lost a vial of my experimental new laxative when it fell into one of the cooking pots."

Amy: "Why is that good news?!"

Farnsworth: "because Hermes just found it."

Hermes "Sweet three-legged dog of Prague!" *runs off to bathroom"

[#430 :]

lol at soylentOrange- i don't know whose is better-mine or yours!

[#431 :]

@ mookie427: I just realised that my post looks alot like yours...  I promise I wasn't stealing your ideas 

[#432 :]

professor: upbeat announcement all of you, I've tested all the soulint green in our food and it's 100% safe, except yours hermes, it has traces of vampire in it so I'l have to despose of it.

hermes: MY VAMPWICH!

it's so rare we get to do hermes jokes.

[#433 :]

@soylent: thats ok....just proves we share a good sense of humour!

[#434 :]

Farnsworth: Guess what?

Everyone: What?

Farnsworth: I touch my own poop.

Everyone: ...

[#435 :]

Professor: I hope you all like your dinner.  I poured my heart and soul into it.
Hermes: My god, mon, I'm hopin dat was a figure of speech.

[#436 :]

Professor: Good news everyone! Now we can play Guess the Antidote.

[#437 :]

Professor: Good News Everyone. Now since this is poisonous I think we should take a bite and see if we die. But I vote Zoidberg do it.

[#438 :]

I'm goinjg to go with SoylentOrange, that framegrab's dialogue was hilarious I litterally laughed out loud when I read it, especially thinking about Hermes's reaction lol. Also you could imagine it happening on the show so its your turn mate!    Good job

[#439 :]

well done, soylent! You deserved that....