Whats my line? Framegrab thread

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Yay,



Obligitory TOTPD!

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Fry: I think i'm seeing different colured spots.

Professor: Oh, such a lightweight.

Leela: Professor, I thought I told you not to give that "Drug-Free" Drug.

Professor: No, i gave that to Nibbler. I gave Fry the Puzzle Drug.

Fry: That explains why i can see a certain planet.

Leela: Earth?

Fry: It looks like it but it's not Earth.

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Leela: Knock it off, Fry.  This is a serious competition, not the loogie hock-athon.  Not to mention that the people in front of us are starting to get suspicious as to why their drink cups are staying full for so long.

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Despite his best efforts, Fry turned out to be the only person bored by Brokeback Mountain.

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Fry: Seriously....someone stop NBC from showing curling already...it's getting old.

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Fry: This is boring. [shouts] Quit boring everyone!!
Leela: Fry!  Blernsball is New New York's greatest pasttime.
Professor: Oh my, yes!  Why, I remember back in 2942, when I played for the Fightin' Lumberjacks...
[20 minutes later]
Professor: ...and that's why I'm permanently banned from Saturn.
[everyone wakes up]
Fry: Thanks, Professor.  Anything seems exciting compared to you!  BLERRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!

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Well it's been 24 hours, got the winner, Mas Rarraf?

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Somehow NASCAR with nerfmobiles wasn't interesting to Fry.

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Leela: Yes Fry, you make a great zombie. Nearly as good as the REAL ones on the pitch.

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Fry: *yawns* Man.. Shouldn't have tried that new Soylent Cola. It tastes kinda familiar, though.

(And lemme guess, TriggerHappyJim, you're gonna accuse me of spamming on THIS topic, right?)

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Why would I do that?

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Fry:I can't see the players, all i see is a oval shape and moving dots,....And...and a real large dot, wow! it's like counting stars.

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Originally posted by TriggerHappyJim:
Why would I do that?

Well, maybe it's beacuse you do that every single time I ost something. That's really annoying. I'm just posting, you know.

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Fry: Ahhhh... ahhhh chooooo!

Professor: Watch where your sneezing I am currently haboring a strain of mutagenic bacterium in my lab coat, so watch what your contaminating!

Hermes: Isn't that potentially dangerous...!

Professor: Yes! For the international enthusiasts here!... Your point being...

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Originally posted by Foxxy Gurl: That's really annoying. I'm just posting, you know.

I can only remember once. I made a strong point of it though, so I apologise.

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Originally posted by TriggerHappyJim:
 I can only remember once. I made a strong point of it though, so I apologise.

It's ok.

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COMMMMMMMMMMON

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Woah Sorry computer stuffed up again   

It would have to be between audioslave38 and DrThunder88...


hmm...

i'd say audioslave38.

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bad computer eh....

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Well done audioslave I thought yours was good to your turn 

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we know....

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24 hour rule. Someoneelse do it, im busy

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Ok, will do:



Lets see who can get the funniest for this..... 

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Leela: *ahem* I'm here about Fry, there's something wrong with him
Fry: What'up?
Leela: He, He, Umm...Let us through!
Zapp: Wh...Wh...Who are you?
Bender: Mr. Robo Family

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oops, sorry I missed my turn

Leela: Well, we caught Fry.  He was stuck in the dishwasher.
Fry: I thought it was the shower...
Bender: What's up with Zapp?
Kif: Oh, we're playing hide and seek.  It's a good way to get rid of him for a few hours.
Zapp: Pathetic non-captains... no one can find the Zapper.

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Leela: What is wrong with Zapp?
Kif: He just saw an educational video on STD's.
Zapp: OH GOD, NO!!

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Leela: And that's why Fry here needs a   ...Kif? Are you even paying attention?
Kif:  Oh God, he's presenting...

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Kif: Do you have it?
Leela: We sure do! Even we wouldn't screw up a delivery as important as this. Fry, the letter.
Fry: Ok.
Leela: Err... Fry? The letter?
Fry: Yes Captain.
Leela: You don't have it do you?
Fry: No Ma'am.
Leela: Bender? You did remember to stock the bathroom before we left didn't you?
Bender: I'll never understand you humans and the need for a toilet other than disposing of evidence.
Zapp: I'm not getting discharged then?
Kif: It would appear not today sir.

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Leela: Where's Zapp?
Kif: He's in the chair, showing off his stupidity.
Fry: When he's done, it's my turn.

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Leela: What's up with Zapp?
Kiff:Oh, he spilled juice...
Zapp:Nooo! If I step in that stuff my boots will be ruined!
Bender:And nooo! My shiny metal ass could rust!

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Leela: What in space is wrong with him?
Kif: We were playing "The Floor is Made Of Lava" but things got out of hand*sigh*
Fry: Hey do I smell bacon?
Leela: Shut up, Fry

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Zapp: Are the killbots gone?
Kif: Yes sir. They left after you collapsed from shock.
Zapp: Hey! They were going to kill me!
Kif: (Whispers to Leela) I wish someone would.

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I'm gonna give it to anonymoose for the moron Fry gag and also the Zap discharge gag for his annoying attitude, well done mate...

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Thanks! It's good to see that toilet humor still makes people laugh   



I'll announce a winner in three days.

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Garfunkle: "Bender, do you want to tell us why we found Beck's three million dollar paycheck folded up in your chest cabinet?"

Bender: "Uhh yeah I can explain that.  See, I was... uhh... just keeping it safe from space banditos, or something."

Beck: "So then why exactly did you find it necessary to cross out my name on the check and replace it with yours?"

Bender:  "Oh, well it's like this." *pauses, then grabs check*  "Cheese it!" *runs off*

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Garfunkel: Hey, can you guys cash a giant, cardboard, novelty check?
Bender: What do I look like, a giant, cardboard novelty ATM?
Beck: Just take it to the giant, cardboard, novelty liquor store on the corner.
Cylon: Thank you for your assistance.  Your kindness warms my giant, cardboard, novelty heart.

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Cylon: We would like to present this enormous check to you to buy the rights to that manequin you use as a body.
Beck: No can do, dudes.  My career got started with a concert at a manequin store, so it's very special to me.
Bender: You tell 'em, Beck.  He's an artist with dignity, unlike you, Garfunkel.
Garfunkel: Hey... my ancestor was a famous musician so obviously I have the same talent.

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Cylon: We would like to present this Cardboard cheque for 30,000 dollars to-

Bender: *Gasps* For me?

Garfunkel: Actually, it's for-

Bender: *Grabs cheque* Thank you. *Runs off stage*

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Garfunkel: I am giving this check away to Bend-Aid as second best since Mr. Cohokel mysteriously dissapeered and ---
Bender: I Can explain that, It --
Garfunkel: You Did it?
Bender: Well I'll explain,...
Garfunkel: You Admited it! Whatsamaterwiyou?
Robot: Bad Grammer ERROR! *runs off with cheque
Garfunkel: Never Mind.

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Garfunkle: And now I present to you, Bender, this cheque to found your adhesive bandage company, "BEND-AID"