Whats my line? Framegrab thread

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New Framegrab Thread. Here's what the image your fighting for:

futz will -pick the winner.
now:
Precher-Bot: So we let This guy do full-frontle porn with her. $20 for adults, $500 for kids
Fry: Oh,YEAH!
Leela: I must be on drugs, i must be on drugs...

[Reply #1 on:]

Leela:What kind of flowers are these Fry?I'm not marrying someone that can't even buy good flowers!

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Ok, I'll just bring my old one over to this thread.

Fry and Leela write their own wedding vows.

Leela: I vow to be bossy and demanding and to belittle you at every opportunity just as I always have.

Fry: Yipe!

Preacherbot: Better you than me, son.

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Just to be safe:
Fry: (thinking) My God! It's actually happening! I can't believe this!

Leela: I, Leela, take you, Philip, to be my lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us -- Fry, are you even paying attention? Fry? FRY!
*shoves flowers in Fry's mouth, storms off*

Bender: There's a happy couple! Woo!

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Leela: I'm sorry Fry, but I can't marry you. This is fake, I'm an actor. I was paid to marry you and then leave you after 2 days. The network wanted to bring you close to suicide and then use the footage for some new reality show.

Fry: I...I can't believe this. FOX would never have a fake wedding and toy with people's emotions.

PreacherBot: Come on now! I may have faith, but I'm not that stupid.

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Zoidberg227 takes this round.

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Yeah, baby ooh, work it on out now, yeah, ooh baby work it on out now!

Lemme find a grab ...Woo!:

Stolen from CGEF, as per the usual!

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Screaming Guy: Ahhhhhh! Communist!!!

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Guy on right: Hey its that thing I used on you mom.

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General: Argh! You found our prototype metal dildo! Damn, you discovered the secret of Roswell!

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General: Now if you'll excuse me, I'll just bite through the foil wrapper...
Colonel: Sir, once again I must remind you that it's not a Snickers bar, it's part of an alien spacecraft.
General: But I thought you said it contained nuts.
Colonel: It does.  They're what are holding the bolts in place.

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1st prize in the futurama charaters doing simpsons impressions goes to .... THE GENERAL! For his impression of moe.

(A whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.)

[Reply #12 on:]

Screaming Guy: Argh! You've discovered my weapon of masturbation.

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Guy Not Holding Arm: Sir, are you sure metal is good for your health?
Guy Holding Arm muffled: Mmmmmmmm, yes! My mouth may be all bloody.... but afterwards your in Nirvana.....
Guy Not Holding arm: From the blood loss, Sir?
Guy Holding Arm: Maybe.....

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General: Yarg! This thing just flipped me the bird!

Colonel: Then there is intelligent life out there.

General: Perhaps, (sniff, sniff) smells like beer too.

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General: If I open wide enough, I'll be able to fit it all in at once.
Colnel: The boys in "D" company would be thrilled to hear that.

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General:Ahhhhhh! I'VE WON A GRAMMY!
[Spelling error edit]

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General: Oh my God! Idol hands are the devil's playthings.

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Colnel: General, that's not a spaceship component. It's an alien sex toy.

General: Eeyaaargh!

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Excuse me Ron Jeremy Bot, you dropped your....HOLY F*CKING SH*T! WHAT IS THIS???!!!

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general: what do these three prongs on the end do ooohh  yeah chck a chh

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Doc T. wins, because the rest are just disgusting.  But I gotta wonder how one can get off calling one of the guys "General", seeing how it appears they both have oakleaves on their lapels.

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okay, zoidy227, fair is fair

[Reply #23 on:]

I thought i had a good chance. Who was second place?

[Reply #24 on:]

O_o Ugh! I had a good one, too! *pouts*

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at least dr.T's was original. everyone else just did stupid dildo jokes.

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Mine may have been lame but it was not a stupid dildo joke.

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true.

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Dr t's all the way. i dont laugh out loud often on these things. but damn was that funny. good job

[Reply #29 on:]

MINE WAS NOT A DILDO JOKE! Get your minds out of the gutter...I was talking about a beating.

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Originally posted by wwe_fk:
at least dr.T's was original. everyone else just did stupid dildo jokes.

Just for the record, mine wasn't going to be a "dildo joke"... Hi wwe_fk, btw. You might not remember me, but I remember you.

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yeah, I remeber you. I was wandering where you had went. anyway, I'l leave it to dr. t to get us back on track.

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Mine was about a grammy for your infomation it went:
General:Ahhhhhh! I'VE WON A GRAMMY!

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Originally posted by Zoidberg227:
Doc T. wins, because the rest are just disgusting.  But I gotta wonder how one can get off calling one of the guys "General", seeing how it appears they both have oakleaves on their lapels.

 

Officer: General, in all my years of covering top secret discoveries with sheets I've never dramatically revealed anything as shocking as this. Dun-dun-dunnn! The debris from an alien spaceship!

My resolution is crappy.  I can't tell a star from an oakleaf, but weren't visor leaves also a telltale general officers' insignia in those days?  What you should be confused about is why everyone (namely me and TNUK) is calling the khaki-wearing officer "Colonel" when his oak leaf is clearly gold, denoting a Major.  That also explains why his visor has no gold trim.  Field grade officers weren't allowed to wear that until the 1960s.

We could go on and on about the WWII-era military intricacies put into the show (and this epiosde in particular), but I'm sure many of out dildo-liking friends would get bored.  Here's the next grab:

[Reply #34 on:]

Bender:Pay me money now or ill show you my bomb as it ticks
Leela:You mean that there?
Bender:Yes

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Bender: If you ever want to see your precious package again, pay up! $500!

Leela: Hmm...it doesn't seem worth it. the package itself is only worth $10

Bender: $100 then, take it or leave it!

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Bender: Hey Leela, would like to see that new Zapp Branigan sex tape with some cyclops?

Leela: What!! Give me that tape right now!

Bender: I can't just give it to you. I charged those other 19 guys $14.99.

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Bender: I just wanna touch it. Once.
Leela: Will you let me look in that box?
Bender: For that, I'm going to want a little more.
Leela: Oh for God's sake! At least Fry has the decency to get me drunk first! No!

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Back to the subtly nasty!

Bender: Leela, I'm SHOCKED!  We all know where plain unmarked packages come from!

Leela: Well I, uhm ... well, sometimes a girl gets lonely!

Don't get me started on intricacies!  For example, why were there more P51 Bs than Ds, the latter of which replaced the former during WWII?  I should really stop now.

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In a stunning post-election upset, Dan wins.  The rest of you pervs need a long, hard lesson in upstanding, comedic writing.