Whats my line? Framegrab thread

[Reply #40 on:]

I am not a perv, the post of mine made me laugh (does that make me weird) actually it didnt make me laugh but you know what i mean. Anyways i will listen to Dr. T and take a lesson in *shudder* comedy.

[Reply #41 on:]

Sorry Dr.T

[Reply #42 on:]

yes i am also sorry

[Reply #43 on:]

Hey, Danny Boy.  The pipes are calling.   

[Reply #44 on:]

If Dan aggrees with me, its the Dr.Bender Nye's turn to shine at hardness:

[Reply #45 on:]

Bender:Wait this isn't the beer factory,which means this isn't beer they're pouring into me,HELP!

[Reply #46 on:]

Bender: Oh...My...God! They're converting me to Windows Media Player! HELP

[Reply #47 on:]

(from left to right) keven pererra, sarah lane and tv's branden moran stare deep into the eyes of a tripping bender.

(check it out, it's trippy)

[Reply #48 on:]

"Hold on to your boots Dorethy 'cause Kansas is going BYE BYE."

"Bender your a now exiting the MATRIX!!!"

[Reply #49 on:]

FOX Executive: The show is canceled, pull the damn plug!

I know, I'm not laughing either.

[Reply #50 on:]

Voice off-camera: No, no. Turn it off. The resolution's too low. We'll have to try contact lenses if we want to make him look like a human in a suit.

[Reply #51 on:]

Bender: Eh, the visualizations are okay, but the sound quality is lacking.  I give the iBot Shuffle two and a half stars.

[Reply #52 on:]

He upstaged me again, and i stayed up the whole night thinking of mine. All hail the komedy king, uh oh yeah, Mr. i mean Dr. Thunder88.
P.S. Dr. T did you like my attempt at "clean" comedy?

[Reply #53 on:]

 

Originally posted by Professy:
He upstaged me again, and i stayed up the whole night thinking of mine. All hail the komedy king, uh oh yeah, Mr. i mean Dr. Thunder88.

He hasn't won yet, at least wait until they announce that Dr. T has won. 

[Reply #54 on:]

I am not waiting for it to happen, i am expecting it to happen, because if it doesnt i wont feel complete, BTW do you like my attempt at comedy?

[Reply #55 on:]

I'm expecting it to happen too, its been a while since I won. As for your attempt at comedy, "Its BAD and you should feel BAD!".

Nah, its alright.

[Reply #56 on:]

YAY im average, hoorah i finally fit in.
Voice off-screen: Get out.

Whoo im having a conversation with someone halfway across the world.

[Reply #57 on:]

Proffesy's i found was the best so go get a frame thing and something, YOU WIN! Sorry im late.

[Reply #58 on:]

I finally won, this will be the first and last time, i thank you Dr. T for his inspiration and Dr. Bender Nye for being a great PEELer towards me. Well enough of that here is the image:

[Reply #59 on:]

No problem.
Fry: I don't like the look of this guy
Mirror Fry: Why? I'm like you, only sexier
Fry: HA! You WISH you where like me!

[Reply #60 on:]

Fry (thinking): And they said I couldn't survive eating just potato chips and beer. Eat your heart out, Zapp.

[Reply #61 on:]

Fry: Wow, I look great. Now if I close my eyes and ever look in another mirror again; this is how I will see myself forever. Yes!!! In your face reality!

[Reply #62 on:]

Fry: If I concentrate hard enough, our two universes will merge into one ultra-sexy one! I'll finally have a six pack with all six cans! in place!

[Reply #63 on:]

Frys reflection: Oh god! i cant bare to look at that...thing... on the other side.
ya i suck at this

[Reply #64 on:]

fry: damn it's bright in here. I can hardly read this inscription.

(close up on inscrpttion)

inscription: object in mirror too ungodly for human eyes.

[Reply #65 on:]

 

Originally posted by futz:
Fry (thinking): And they said I couldn't survive eating just potato chips and beer. Eat your heart out, Zapp.

I will have to go with futz but it was a close call between you (futz) and LayZ.
You're up FUTZ

[Reply #66 on:]

Fry: This mirror is making me look SO fat that the fat is grouping together to make it look like I have muscle.

(Sorry, I didn't realise it was over)

[Reply #67 on:]

[Reply #68 on:]

Bender:You and me... we are an EVIL SEXY TEAM!MUHAHAHAHA!
Leela:MUHAHAHAHA!
Bender:Honey,let me do the evil laughing. First get this virus of my head it's killing my hard-drive and memory

[Reply #69 on:]

Bender: Yeah thats nice and all, but I'm a robot so the cleavage isn't going to do anything for me.

[Reply #70 on:]

Bender: *purrs* Oooh, yeah!  Hellooo sexy momma!  Let's do it 'till we reboot!
Leela [sexfully]: Ohh, Bender, I've been waiting years for this moment!  Mmmm, take me, you mechanical man!

I can't write a sexy scene for crap.  I should go into porno.  In that case:

Bender: Yeah, you are SO *CENSORED*! I'm gonna *CENSORED* you all *CENSORED* *CENSORED*!
*tears Leela's shirt off*
Leela: Ohh, mmmhhh, ooohhh! Yes!  I want you to *CENSORED* me NOW!  I'm gonna *CENSORED* your *CENSORED* 'till it *CENSORED*!
*Leela slowly lowers herself to her knees*
*CENSORED*

[Reply #71 on:]

Bender: Oh yeah you like that baby...yeah you do don't you.
Leela: You know the last time I checked I was not really into spineshanking.

[Reply #72 on:]

Bender:...Then, there was that one time we snuck into your ex-boyfriend's apartment.
Leela:Did they ever find his body?
Bender:With a side of fries, they found it delicious.
Leela: (Chuckles in a sinister fashion) Wait...ew.

[Reply #73 on:]

Bender: Leela you mind if we uh *conversation starter number 35 not found*
Leela: Bender, has Fry been messing up your hard-drive again?
Bender: Ummm, *excuse number 12 not found*
Leela: Bender?! Bender?!... Oh screw it (unties herself)

[Reply #74 on:]

Bender: Leela, you're um... you're sitting on some sort of mechanical bee, I think...

Leela: Mmmmm. It's. MMMMMmmmm. Not. A. MMMMmmmmm. Bee.

Bender: Well whatever it is, would you mind moving so that I can get out of this corner?

Leela: Mmmmm. MMMMMmmm. Screw. MMmmmMMMmmMMMMMmm... You.....MMMMmMMmMmmMMMMMmmMMm .

[Reply #75 on:]

Tttttttttttotalnerduk wins this one.

[Reply #76 on:]

Just let me find a grab! **runs to CGEF**


**runs back**



Dr.T judges. Nobody complains.

[Reply #77 on:]

Guy holding glasses:OMG these glasses have a picture of my wife on them!

Bender:Umm,oh,umm,I have no explanation!
Grabs all the chips and runs out of the room.

[Reply #78 on:]

Igpee: Let me see those glasses.
Bender: Uh....They help me intimidate the other people at the table.
Igpee: These are X-Ray glasses!!
Bender: I know, its easier to intimidate people when you have all their money.

[Reply #79 on:]

Igpee: Oh hehehehehe!
Bender: Yeah that French-woman seemed sluty to some hippies that have lost there virginity because of those
Igpee: AAHHHHH!(Drops specs)