Whats my line? Framegrab thread

[Reply #80 on:]

Igpee: These aren't sunglasses, they're X-Ray glasses!
Bender: Yeh, I know, but I need them to look inside "broken" FemBot's.
Igpee: Why do you have my wallet in your chest cabinet?
Bender: Ummm...
Igpee: Ummm, Terry why am I tatooed on your chest?
Terry: Ummm, you didn't know... I immigrated from France when the gay people got exiled in 2984... Ohh the party never stopped over there... *keeps talking while everyone leaves the room*

[Reply #81 on:]

Bender: What?  I'm just saying 'The Hindu Blues Brothers' thing is about as lame as this guy's 'gay mad scientist' routine.

[Reply #82 on:]

Igpee:X-ray specs?!? Thats an unfair advantage.

Bender:Unfair advantage? So now a robot can't even use X-ray glasses to see what cards the other players are holding on poker night?

[Reply #83 on:]

Dr. T i think you were supposed to judge this round.

[Reply #84 on:]

Good lord.  I interpreted that as meaning I had been judgemental, and nobody complained when somebody else chose the winner, which is true.  I am pretty judgemental most of the time.  I'm such a bad person.

[Reply #85 on:]

Why couldn't totalnerduk do it? Someone do it right!

[Reply #86 on:]

Someone please choose a winner.

[Reply #87 on:]

im not choosing the winner, but if i were to choose it would be LayZ

[Reply #88 on:]

Okay now were spamming. totalnerduk said Dr.T to do it. Either wait for him or the other dr (Thats me) will chose a winner.

[Reply #89 on:]

Well somebody choose a winner its been just over a day of waiting.

[Reply #90 on:]

FINE, ill pick whether u like it or not

Layz, congratulations. some may not agree, but i was told to pick one

[Reply #91 on:]

I'm just going to get the game going agian. Totalnerduk please announce who won the last round when you get a chance.

[Reply #92 on:]

Robot: Now to perform the hair transplant...

[Reply #93 on:]

Dr. Robot: Now for a cocktail after a successful sugery.
Nurse Robot offscreen: Doctor he's not dead yet.
Dr. Robot: Oh my god! *sips cocktail*

[Reply #94 on:]

DocBot: What? His wallet is in his other pants!?!

[Reply #95 on:]

iHawk: Ahh, another martini drinking contest with the colon, and I win again!

I'm surprised NO ONE has remembered the name of the character modeled after Hawkeye so far.  And perhaps Alan Alda's best character evAr, at that!

[Reply #96 on:]

iHawk: You know the hair net just doesn't seem necessary.

[Reply #97 on:]

iHawk: Well this guy is Saddam Hussans brother so he must be killed.
Guy(Low breath): But im not-
iHawk: GASSY TIME!

[Reply #98 on:]

Congratulations futz, you win.

[Reply #99 on:]

Happy Thanksgiving.

[Reply #100 on:]

Lrrr: I know that i'm thankful for this Monkey... SO WE CAN EAT IT!
Ndnd: I'm thankful for having no sex with you... EVER!

[Reply #101 on:]

Ndnd: Are you going to eat that WHOLE monkey.
Lrrr: FINE!! Here take it.
Ndnd: No thats ok.
Lrrr: First I can't eat the monkey, then you don't want it. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!

[Reply #102 on:]

lrrr: Fine NdNd!Be like that! You take the last monkey!
NdNd: I will! We all knew it was you that ate the last Zebra.
lrrr: I told you that i dont know what happened to it!
NdNd: oh sure. your mouth says no, but your stomach says yes

[Reply #103 on:]

Lrr: Wow, it's really soft.  You should feel this.
Ndnd: (Sighs) There's just something unappealing about touching your monkey.

[Reply #104 on:]

Lrrr: Ndnnnnd, don't you know these monkies cook down a lot?!  I swear, it's like having a child cook!

Ndnd: Well, if you would just give me a food allowance for once, maybe I could cook enough!  Besides, you're dieting!

[Reply #105 on:]

Ndnd: Why is this "human" wearing clothes?
Lrr: Yes, I specifically asked for no dressing.

[Reply #106 on:]

(Lrrr: Fine, next time I'll eat you and f**k the monkey.)

I'll give this one to CrapBag.

[Reply #107 on:]

whoa, this must be my lucky week (i won the guess who, and what the hell is that, threads)

[Reply #108 on:]

Narrator(Maurice LaMarch one): Do you wanna wake up feelin' dumb in the morning? Then Fry-o'sare what you need. Free Fry boul when you send $300 to Mom.

[Reply #109 on:]

bender's inner monolouge: when that spoon goes in his mouth I'm so going to punch him.

[Reply #110 on:]

Bender: Wow, I can't beleive you can make and eat your own hair gell.

[Reply #111 on:]

Bender: Fry, if you want me to help you practice performing brain surgery on yourself, you're going to have to stop eating your brain.
Fry: Will my real brain have marshmallows?  I'm just curious...

[Reply #112 on:]

Fry: Well I had intimate relations with a REAL woman last night, if that's what you mean.

Bender: Wasn't a woman, from the looks of it ...

[Reply #113 on:]

it must be!

[Reply #114 on:]

Fry: uuhh, i don't feel so good

Bender: c'mon, one more spoonful and then we've got the tropy...

[Reply #115 on:]

Bender: Mmmm, come on Fry finish your breakfast.

Fry: Humnn, crunch, crunch, humnn...

Bender: He, he, I love it when he sleepwalks. Boy! You should have seen the size of that pidgeon.

Fry: Mumnn, crunch....

[Reply #116 on:]

Bender (thinking): Wow! He likes my rat souffle so much that he didn't even notice that bird crapping on his head.

[Reply #117 on:]

mecha zoidberg, u win

[Reply #118 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Good lord.  I interpreted that as meaning I had been judgemental, and nobody complained when somebody else chose the winner, which is true.  I am pretty judgemental most of the time.  I'm such a bad person.

Sorry, Doc. I just thought you'd do a better job of picking a winner than me.

And for all you "pick somebody" whiners, I would have picked the post at the top of the page. Because tattoing your boss onto your chest is very disturbing, yet still funny.

[Reply #119 on:]

Well since no one else was doing it.