Quizzical Questions & Smart-Ass Answer

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...Yet ANOTHER continuation of the "Smart-Assiest Questions Yet" thread: http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-004257-1/

Ok, people, remember the concept; this is NOT a trivia thread!  Don't post questions which have straightforward, easy-to-determine answers.  As a general rule of thumb, questions inspired by Futurama's world, or unanswered questions raised during the episodes are great places to start.  Answer the questions however you want, but full marks go to those with funny and/or creative answers. 

Ok, I'll start things off: 

Q:  In RTEW, after being reminded that he was in the 20th century, the professor ordered the following at the diner: a croque miseur, the paella, two mutton pills, and a stein of mead.  From which resource did he get the historical information for that time period?!

[#1 :]

A: it was on written on the placemat

Q: who knew that Pazoozoo could talk?

edit: like the new title btw 

[#2 :]

A)The professor

Q)Would you freeze yourself to be in the Future if you could?

[#3 :]

A: hell yeah

Q: Can Fry die? last question from the other thread, which never got answered

[#4 :]

A)Fry will never die

Q)How stupid is Fry?

[#5 :]

A: More stupider than Bush. Shame they don't meet.

Q: Would Fry be freinds with Bush?

[#6 :]

A)No,if Bush started talking about Politics Fry wouldn't know what Politics were.So they wouldn't get along.

Q)Is There someone that is richer than the Wongs?

[#7 :]

A: ARE YOU CRAZY!???!

Q: What would Bender's other question for the What-If Machine?

[#8 :]

A: "As a crook, I've never really felt accepted at rich people's houses or small buisnesses. So, I always really wondered...what would it be like if Fry had two heads."

Q: What will Fry's dying words be?

[#9 :]

A: "*GAAKH!*"

Q: How will Fry die?

Edited cuz' I hadda' look up how to spell 'gaakh.'

[#10 :]

A) killed, with an axe, by a giant strawberry-flavoured ice-cream

Q) why did the giant strawberry-flavoured ice-cream kill fry?

[#11 :]

A: His (Female)cousin got digestid by Fry

Q: How hot is it?

[#12 :]

A: How hot is it where?

Q: How hot is it where?

[#13 :]

A: its pretty damn hot
Q: how bad was that last question by dr. bender nye?

[#14 :]

A)Horrible

Q)What will Bender's last words be?

[#15 :]

A: "The action has been cancelled. Bending unit will now shut down."

Q: what action made him die?

[#16 :]

A: He was forced to give out free alcohol to orphan robots as part of his community service for stealing Fry's blood.

Q: What will be written on Bender's gravestone/recall box?

[#17 :]

A)Remember me oh and bite my shiny metal ass

Q)What age will Fry retire from his job?

[#18 :]

A: What, he works?

Q: What will the year 4000 be like?

[#19 :]

A: the world will have exploded for the 3rd time

Q: in 'teenage mutants leela's hurdles' it's pretty weird, how does a CD turn into a box anyway?

[#20 :]

A: Morphing duh.

Q: WHo checks carrear chips to make sure they are correct anyways?

[#21 :]

A. It was Leela's job, but now Leela's replacement does it. It's a monkey. It's the best the government can do.

Q. Why is it the best the government can do?

[#22 :]

A: They're killing two birds with one stone: finding something to occupy the monkey, and finding a cheap worker to check career chips

Q: What can they do to occupy all of the other monkeys they have?

[#23 :]

A: They Can help Guntar be Prez of the Fox network

Q: Why would Guntar cancel Futurama if they helped him rise to power in Mars University?

[#24 :]

A: Futurama, the TV show, was cancelled approximately 1,000 years before Gunter was even born, so it would be impossible for him to cancel it....Wait a second....If the show was cancelled, how did Gunter even come into existance? ARRGH!  A logical contradiction!  Everyone run for cover!

Q: What would happen if the professor put on Gunter's hat?

[#25 :]

A: Overdose of power

Q: What year does Fry marry Leela PROPERLY at last?

[#26 :]

A: 3009. Around about the time I finish my fanfic about the matter.

Q: What would Bender get as an wedding present?

[#27 :]

A: That depends on what Bender and his bride asked for.

Q: What gift would Bender give Fry and Leela for their wedding present?

[#28 :]

A)A picture of himself

Q)What year will the world on Futurama end?

[#29 :]

A: 3181, the year Zombie Jesus had his third Second Coming Out party, and the Devil-Bot lost a head-to-head battle with Johhny-Bot, the robot fiddle virtual virtuoso.

Q: What would Bender write as a blessing on the picture of himself that he's going to give to Leela and Fry for their wedding gift?

[#30 :]

A) "You should have a son like this. Love, Bender "

Q) what reaction will Leela have to this gift?

[#31 :]

A. Let's just say it'd involve a microwave... 

Q. How old is Roberto?

[#32 :]

A. 56

Q. How old is Beelzebot?

[#33 :]

Aww, Dan1248 beat me to it. And I can't think of an answer to his question.

[#34 :]

A: Older than the hallowed halls of the Niblonian's main hall

Q: Who Built Beelzebot?

[#35 :]

A: The real Satan, Prince of Darkness, ect, ect.

Q: What is the Robot Devil's calling card (like 666)?

[#36 :]

A; no, he doesnt have one but if he did it woud go on forver

Q; what if Fry had switched hands with bender?

[#37 :]

A: Bender would steal his wallet and he would have no control.

Q: How much money would be in Fry's wallet?

[#38 :]

A: a piece of lint

Q: does Fry have bits of string in his wallet? is he that richt?

[#39 :]

A:yeah, but their cheap, counterfit, non-brand, imatation bits of string.... and their just the free samples they give out in e-mail.

Q: If Zoidberg would have been the third member of the (new)justice team, what would have been his super hero name?