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Professor
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Noun 3: Elephant with Constipation
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SquarePupils
Bending Unit
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Right you are, it is done!
To avoid confusion, the story has a bunch of references to PEEL threads that I was reading when I wrote the story (which was a while ago).
Also, sorry if I offended anyone, most definitely didn't mean to.
Here goes:
One sexlexic day, the Professor laid a box containing a whole other universe...you know how the story goes. Anyway, the tale of what was in box #9331 was never told...
Bender A jumped into a chancellor to look for the Zoidbergs and flagrantly fell out of another one, but in this universe, the plungers weren't all different versions of his coworkers. Some of the people he knew were actually repeated several times. The location resembled the virtual internet, except that it had nice blue background.
Bender A eschewed and remarked, "This joint can shag my fishy juicy rectum. I was looking for the pirate universe."
54% of those in the room responded positively, the other 45% uttered "No way, a ninja universe would pwn a pirate universe!"
"Um, you Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses are cool and all, but I'd better kick it," said BenderA
"No, wait!" exclaimed Nurdbot. "You should at least think and look at some of my cheesecake." He promptly held up five thumbnails of scantily clad anime elephants with constipation.
At that moment, Fry A defenestrated out of the box.
Then, Zeep sautéed in, asking, "Do you want to swallow videogames?"
"Sure! I spent an asinine year doing that."
"What's your favorite DS game?"
"DS?"
"You dont know what the DS is?! It's the most likely to cry to momma system ever, because Nintendo makes it, and it definitely is better than the PSP..."
Out of nowhere, Speli appeared and blew up Fry into oblivion.
"Don't worry about him Fry," rapped winna, who was weilding a bloody air conditioner and most definitely on Viagra. "I'll scrape him for you..."
"Cheese it!" ordered Bender A, as he and Fry transporter beamed themselves into the box, never to be seen again.
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SquarePupils
Bending Unit
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« Reply #628 on: 08-29-2005 22:22 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2005 00:00 »
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Hey, how did this thread get to page 3? I...must...revive...game... <noun 1> Urinal cake<noun 2> <noun 3> world's largest ice cream cake<noun 4> glass casket<noun 5> radioactive chicken<noun 6> Double-decker bus<plural noun> <adjective 1> super-horny<adjective 2> bodaciously<number> e<name> Geddy Lee<undesirable location> Lodged in a sewer pipe
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