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TheGlob

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« Reply #480 on: 06-13-2005 19:43 »
<verb3>-Kill
SquarePupils

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« Reply #481 on: 06-13-2005 21:40 »
<adjective 2> visually inpaired
TheGlob

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« Reply #482 on: 06-14-2005 00:15 »
<noun3>-Dog
spaulding

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« Reply #483 on: 06-14-2005 03:12 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2005 03:12 »
I think krokei picked the winner but anyway here is my version of the Elves song


We are free and fairly chipper
With so many Fhqwhgads to build
The machines are kinda tricky
Probably someone will get engorged
But we gladly work for nothing
Which is good because we don’t intend to urinate
The Purple Sticky Punch Plant People are back to work today, hooray
We have just a couple 270370984268902346844596936026023067356437475673010464637027367345725302783803693417621001538947870931061001748567521571054740877327565195636949359663622599519594135924646916654 592659695423 hours
To make several 1234567890 chickens
And the labour isn’t easy
Then you’ll all work -3824.76891203 shifts
You can make the job go faster if you turn up the dog to super speed
It’s back to work on gene wilder's birthday
And though you’re cold and sore and visually impared
Your pride will mask the pain
Let my passion for disembowling smile warm your corpus callosum
There are MorboCorp Invasion Calculators lodged in my pelvic splencnic gangleon
We are getting an oncoming stroke
And we can’t work any faster
And were very very happily angry
Why you selfish little bastards
Do you want the kids to think that Eddie Griffins just a crummy empty-handed jerk?
Then shut your heart and back to work
Now it’s very nearly Robonukah
And we’ve done the best we could
These toy Working Models of Stop 'n' Drop Suicide Booths are poorly painted
And they're made from Canadian wood
I should give you all a killing
But I really have to fly
If I weren’t stuck here frozen
I'd michael jackson you in the eyeball
Now it’s back into our tenements
To drown ourselves in whiskey
You did the best you could
I guess that some of these Bender action figures, with action phrase, "bite my shiny metal ass" are ok
Hooray were adequate
The elves have rescued mother's day hooray

also i added in the last adjective myself
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #484 on: 06-14-2005 13:01 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2005 13:01 »
That wasn't the best. My favorite lines were:
"I'd michael jackson you in the eyeball",
"Which is good because we don’t intend to urinate", and
"Let my passion for disembowling smile warm your corpus callosum "
Futurama Crazy

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« Reply #485 on: 06-14-2005 13:26 »
Cool that was awesome
TheMutantLeela

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« Reply #486 on: 06-15-2005 09:49 »
« Last Edit on: 06-18-2005 00:00 »
I've made one ...
If I can, I recommend that <action> is funny and maybe rude - it is used quite alot.
<noun1>dog
<noun2>Bob Dole
<action>enema administration
<trait (eg. ugly, special)>beautiful
<noun3>elephant
<body part1>testicles
<body part2> ---
<noun4>shaver
<noun5>cat eater
<noun6> ---
<title (eg. sir, king)>Grand Poopah of Poopsmithton's Kingly Sir of Dukington
<animal body part>exoskeleton
<animal1> ---
<material>krytonite
<noun7> ---
<animal2>candiru
<nationality>Hispanic
<verb (present tense)>screw
<adjective1>geordie
<adjective2> ---
<disease>syphilis
<something you do in the morning>wank
<body part3> ---
<phrase>fuck off
<adjective3> ---
<adjective4> ---
<number2> ---

Moved 'candiru' from animal3 to animal2, animal3 is unneeded.
spaulding

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« Reply #487 on: 06-15-2005 10:14 »
well if you insist

<action1> = enema administration
Krokei

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« Reply #488 on: 06-15-2005 11:06 »
<something you do in the morning> wank
Rover

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« Reply #489 on: 06-15-2005 11:13 »
<verb> screws
SquarePupils

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« Reply #490 on: 06-15-2005 13:00 »
<adjective 1> geordie
doomtousall

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« Reply #491 on: 06-15-2005 13:02 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2005 13:02 »
(animal3) candiru.     


A disgusting parasite if I ever saw one.   :puke:
TheGlob

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« Reply #492 on: 06-15-2005 13:41 »
<noun1>-Dog
spaulding

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« Reply #493 on: 06-16-2005 01:09 »
stop saying dog, its way too boring
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #494 on: 06-16-2005 08:39 »
<Material> Kryptonite
spaulding

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« Reply #495 on: 06-16-2005 09:41 »
<noun2> Bob Dole
Rover

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« Reply #496 on: 06-16-2005 11:24 »
<disease> Syphilis
Andy1234

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« Reply #497 on: 06-16-2005 11:39 »
« Last Edit on: 06-16-2005 11:39 »
<phrase>fuck off


(that's for the lib, not aimed at anyonne)
TheGlob

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« Reply #498 on: 06-16-2005 12:39 »
<noun3>-Elephant
Andy1234

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« Reply #499 on: 06-16-2005 13:44 »
<trait (eg. ugly, special)>beautiful
TheGlob

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« Reply #500 on: 06-16-2005 15:14 »
<nationality>-Hispanic
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #501 on: 06-16-2005 23:40 »
<title (eg. sir, king)> Grand Poopah of Poopsmithton's Kingly Sir of Dukington
Unknown

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« Reply #502 on: 06-17-2005 00:08 »
<animal body part> exoskeleton
TheGlob

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« Reply #503 on: 06-17-2005 02:42 »
<noun4>-Shaver
DogDoo8

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« Reply #504 on: 06-17-2005 23:10 »
<body part1> Testicles
TheGlob

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« Reply #505 on: 06-18-2005 00:13 »
<noun5>-CatEater
spaulding

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« Reply #506 on: 06-18-2005 00:14 »
glob i think you should let someone else have a go
TheGlob

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« Reply #507 on: 06-18-2005 00:22 »
Well noone is.
TheMutantLeela

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« Reply #508 on: 06-18-2005 06:04 »
Right, finishing early, I go on holiday in a few hours, so I put the right words in.

[Scene: Ship's Rec Room. Fry has set up the room to look like a classroom. On a board at the front he has written "1st Date: Dogs, Bob Dole, Lame Conversation." Zoidberg sits at a desk ready to learn.]
Fry: OK, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do?
Zoidberg: Ask her to enema administrate with me.
Fry: No. Tell her she's beautiful.
Zoidberg: But she's not. She's merely the female with the largest clutch of elephants.
Fry: Well, tell her that. And then?
Zoidberg: Then enema administration.
Fry: No. Make up some feelings and tell her you have them. [Zoidberg raises his testicles.] Yes?
Zoidberg: Is desire to enema administrate a feeling?
Fry: You're not even trying!
[Zoidberg buries his head in his claws and groans.]
Zoidberg: It's all so complicated with the shaver and the cat eater and the lies upon lies.
Fry: OK OK, don't worry. The love Grand Poopah of Poopsmithton's Kingly Sir of Dukington will take you under his exoskeleton.
Zoidberg: What? Now there's a bird involved?
[Scene: Outside Edna's Apartment Building. Zoidberg stands outside the kryptonite building and Fry hides under a giant shell with his back to the building.]
Fry: OK, go ahead.
[Zoidberg throws a candiru at Edna's Hispanic door. She opens it and walks out onto the balcony.]
Edna: What the? Dr Zoidberg. Your enema administration display failed. Why are you trying to screw me?
[Zoidberg shrugs.]
Zoidberg: (shouting) I have no idea.
Fry: (whispering) You just wanna talk, it has nothing to do with enema administrating.
Zoidberg: (shouting) I just wanna talk, it has nothing to do with enema administrating. (whispering) Fry, that doesn't make sense.
Edna: Dr Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But OK.
Fry: (whispering) Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks geordie.
Zoidberg: (shouting) You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from syphilis?
Edna: Why yes. Thanks for noticing.
Fry: (whispering) Now ask her how her day was.
Zoidberg: Why would I wanna know?
Fry: (whispering) You wouldn't. Ask anyway.
Zoidberg: (shouting) How was your day?
Edna: Well first I had a wank and had some toast. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish. Then...
Zoidberg: Fry, look what you did, she won't shut up.
Fry: (whispering) That's normal. Just nod your head and say "fuck off"
Zoidberg [nodding]: Fuck off, fuck off.
Edna: ...And then you threw an candiru at my window. You know Zoidberg, it's crazy but, when you talk this way your obvious deficiencies as a male seem...less obvious. Your genes seem less detrimental. [She sniffs.] You even stink more!
[Zoidberg looks at Fry.]
Zoidberg: Do I ask her to enema administrate now?
Fry: (whispering) Third date!

Thanks to the Neutral Planet.
spaulding

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« Reply #509 on: 06-18-2005 06:26 »
lol that was hilarious, especially the fuck off bit and the enema administration bit and the i had a wank bit
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #510 on: 06-18-2005 11:28 »
That was splendiferous. Good job there.
TheGlob

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« Reply #511 on: 06-18-2005 12:10 »
That gave me a good laugh.
doomtousall

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« Reply #512 on: 06-19-2005 00:22 »
« Last Edit on: 06-19-2005 00:22 »
Do you know what a candiru is? Its a parasite that shoes itself up your anus and lodges itself in your bladder. Killsyou in several hours.
spaulding

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« Reply #513 on: 06-19-2005 03:05 »
it kinda sounds like an aphrodesiac(spelling) for a gross slimy crab monster
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #514 on: 06-19-2005 12:38 »
I'll make a new one. Just give me a few minutes to get it on here.
Jonny Wobbs

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« Reply #515 on: 06-19-2005 13:26 »
Yay a new one, I can't wait!
IDIOTSVILLE

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« Reply #516 on: 06-19-2005 13:48 »
Make one then
Jonny Wobbs

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« Reply #517 on: 06-19-2005 13:53 »
i c weiner is making one next.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #518 on: 06-19-2005 14:10 »
« Last Edit on: 06-19-2005 14:10 »
Okay, this one's kinda long. Good and long.

Body Part 1:
Body Part 2:
Body Part 3:
Body Part 4:
Noun 1:
Noun 2:
Noun 3:
Noun 4:
Noun 5:
Noun 6:
Noun 7:
Noun 8:
Noun 9:
Verb 1:
Verb 2: Hump
Verb 3:
Verb 4:
-ing Verb 1:
-ing Verb 2:
-ing Verb 3:
-ing Verb 4:
-ed Verb 1:
-ed Verb 2:
-ed Verb 3:
-ed Verb 4:
-ed Verb 5:
-ed Verb 6:
-ed Verb 7:
Action 1:
Action 2:
Action 3:
Adjective 1:
Adjective 2:
Adjective 3:
Adjective 4:
Adjective 5:
Adjective 6:
Adjective 7:
Instrument 1:
Number 1:
Sound 1:
Sound 2:
Object 1:
Object 2:
Object 3:
Exclamation 1:
Exclamation 2:
Exclamation 3:
Exclamation 4:
Place 1:
Place 2:
Game/Sport 1:
President’s Last Name 1:
Job 1:
Job 2:
Weapon 1:
Robot 1:
Current, Future, or Past State/Territory 1:
Person, Animal, or Alien 1:
Event 1:
Body of Water 1:
doomtousall

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« Reply #519 on: 06-19-2005 14:47 »
(verb2) hump


It's Hump Day!
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