Replace any word with PANTS!

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This concept is simple, and taken, by me, from GameFAQs boards. You take any quote, from Futurama in this case, and replace one word with the word "pants" for humorous results.

For example:

"And it pinkens your teeth while you chew!" by Bender from "War is the H-Word" could become:

"And it pinkens your pants while you chew!"

or, from TDHAIP:

"Fry, you do not understand.
I should have revealed I've been deafened by Bender,
The shame,
The shaaame,
But I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendour,
Deception's the curse of my whimsical gender,
He gave me mechanical pants,
Effective though just a bit garish,
In return without shedding a tear I agreed that I'd give him my pants...

...In marriage!"

         there are no rules, you don't have to post what episode it's from orwhatever, just have fun!

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Leela, there's nothing wrong with pants

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Good pants, everyone!
Bite my shiny metal pants.
Show us this "the pants."
Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm my own pants!"

(Feeling a bit cliché tonight, are we?)

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[boisterous Brannigan laughter] They jumped right out of their... pants!

Damn.

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Not sure if this thread will last long, since the concept is a little pantsed, but still...

"All hail Zoidberg, the king with the pants!"

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Hehe, Tongue, you never cease to amuse.

"My God!  It's the future.  My parents, my co-workers, my pants.  I'll never see any of them again.  Yahoo!"

"Welcome to the wooorrlld of pants!"

"I'm Leela.  Now it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your pants quickly and get out of here."

"As long as it's not about my pants."

"Is it about my pants?"

"What's with the pants?"

"I'm an alien, alright?  Not let's just drop the pants!" Yes, ma'am!

"Y'know, I guess it should be but actually I'm glad.  I had nothing to live for in my old life.  I was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my pants might be cheating on me."

Wow ... this could change the premise for the entire series.  I'll stop now.

Crud ... now I wanna go re-write the whole episode that way.  See you in a couple days ... 

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Originally posted by Zogonif:
Leela, there's nothing wrong with pants

There's nothing RIGHT with pants if you ask me...

Damn, can't think of one.

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"we seem to have acquired a lot of pants"

Roswell that ends well

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Same thing I teach every semester. The mathematics of quantum neutrino Pants.

Mars University

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Another proof of the validity of Keeler's theory.

Leela: "I'll find Fry's coffin, get his pants and keep them under my bed to remind me he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"

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"I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat! And I'll sneak into peoples pants at night and wreck up the place! Mwahahahahahahahaha!"


I love this game so much, I'm going to use one of my all time favourite pants quotes from Star Wars.

"I don't seem to remember ever owning pants." -Obi-Wan

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Now here's a game I could really get into.
My personal favorites from the Lord of the Rings are: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
and: Denethor's lost his pants.

And back onto the topic:
Hermes: Fry, mon. If you're going to be living in the pants you could at least be on time for work.

Fry: I'm sorry. I was up really late poking through people's pants.

Bender: Cheer up meatbag, you've barely touched your pants!

Bender: Hey sexy mama! Wanna pants all the humans?

And from when Fry and Bender were apartment hunting and the underwater place was attacked by a giant squid.

Landlord: Excuse me, I gotta go change my pants.
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Zoidberg: I only wish I could have removed the pants.

Hermes: Soothe us with sweet pants.

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Edit: speaking of LOTR.

Gollum: "My paaantsssssss"   

Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
I love this game so much, I'm going to use one of my all time favourite pants quotes from Star Wars.

"I don't seem to remember ever owning pants." -Obi-Wan

Always liked "I find your lack of pants disturbing." better.

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Pants!!! Pants!!! Your not looking at the bigger picture.

Don't you worry about Pants. Let me worry about Pants.

Future stock (I just replaced blank with pants tee hee)

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One year later I gave Leela diamond pants, and we were married.

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Ah, the pants game. Brings back memories from the Aladdin fandom. ("Without pants...I'm just Aladdin!"  )

But on-topic:

Fry: Did you build pants?
Farnsworth: No, I remembered that I'd built one last year. Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly pants has its own particular scent.

Zoidberg: Now open your pants and lets have a look at that brain. (eww)

Leela: What are we delivering?
Farnsworth: Something without which no ribbon-cutting ceremony could proceed: the ceremonial oversized pants.

Leela: Bender, stop trying to destroy the pants!

Zapp: You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my pants bedspread.

Farnsworth: Ah, to be young again... and also pants.

Enough for today...

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"Baby, it's gonna blow your pants!"

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"You created me mom, so I guess you're to blame
For the love that I feel, just from hearing your name
You're as tender as cornbeef, and as warm as pastrami.

I wuv my.....pants."

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It's pants baby!

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Oh my god Spacecase is back! When did that happen?

uh, i mean..Oh my god Spacepants is back! When did that happen?

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Originally posted by Layla50:
Now here's a game I could really get into.
My personal favorites from the Lord of the Rings are: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
and: Denethor's lost his pants.

Isn't that from the Harvard Lampoon or something like that?

Professor: Good news everyone!  You'll be delivering pants to the hive mind of Nigel 7!

Scruffy: Scruffy's rolling out a large pants!

Amy: You're going to Nigel 7?  Kif's on pants near there!  You could drop me off on the way!

Professor: We could but we won't!  It's a spaceship dammit not prom pants!  If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Pants!

Leela: This is a very long trip, so we'll all have to go into hibernative-pantstosis to save pants.

Bender: I don't even breath pants!

This is too much fun...

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lolz this is awsome...
Leela:Alright, Is everyons finshed being pants
Farnsworth:Pants news everyone!
John Zoidberg:Good evening Ladies and Pants
Lord Nibbler:Let the frest of 1000 pants begin!

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Nibbler: Fry, you are the most important person in the world, indeed the universe!

Fry:Oh, pants!


[originally says, "oh, snap!"

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Scruffy's gonna get himself one of those 300 dollar pants

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"My pants have cheated me, by forcing me to decide upon, the women that I idolize, or the pants of an automoton."

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Bender: "What's that? One of those lead pants I've heard so much about?"

Zapp: "These new uniforms are pretty snappy, eh, First Officer?"
Kif: " I suppose, Captain.  I'm not as big a fan of pants as you are.  Now, what do you want to do about those unidentified pants?"
Zapp: "Destroy them!"

Man: [British accent] "Hey, did that lad just say pants are cool?"
Amy: "No.  He said they're stupid!"
Man: "Cool!"

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I thought maybe if you heard a familiar voice, it might help keep your pants together...

Sweet zombie pants!

I love pants, Leela, and I always have.

Have one of these pants, courtesy of the Atlanta Chamber of Commerce. (Not sure if I got the rest of the quote right...if not, please tell me so.)

It's produced by vicious space pants!

Your pants will boil out of your eyesockets like a science fair volcano!

...Man, I could do this all day.

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We've been doing this for years in a Lord of the Rings forum.
It can get side splittingly funny.

Zapp: "Kif! I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the pants"

Kif: "As long as Amy is with me in my pants, I will have the strength of two."

Leela: "But all I really wanted was a mom and dad, to hold me and stroke my pants and tell me they love me."

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U LEAVE ME PANTLESS 

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Hermes: Sweet pants of Nantz!
Alright, I replaced two words.  Pants me.

Hermes: Like my old granny used to say, if you want pants hurled into de Sun, you gotta do it yourself.  God rest her zombie pants.

Bender: Now I'll drift alone forever, with hardly any pants at all. (Not sure of the first part of that quote)

Bender: I'm pants, baby.

Bender: Pants! *clicks camera*

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*Pants Nerd-o*

Zoidberg:... I want the tactile pleasure of cutting him here, in the pants!

Leela: I didn't want to say this, but you forced me to ... I HAVE SWEATY PANTS RASH!

[Fry walks in, wearing a shirt that reads "I HATE PANTS"]

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Originally posted by Philp_J_Fry:
One year later I gave Leela diamond pants, and we were married.

Ha, no one gives ME diamond pants!
...
I want diamond pants!
 

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"Dr. Zoidberg, soaking in pants!"
"Without me, there is no pants!"
"Pants!"
"I'm a bender, I pants girders!"
"You should have been aiming where I was going, not where I pants!"

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"Ugh, it's like there's a party in my pants and everyone's throwing up."

"Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my pants."

"This is Fry's decision. And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere in his pants."

Ooh, wow. This is fun. 

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"Bad news, nobody! My super colider super exploded. I want you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack, and some of those rancid pants."

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Hermes: "I don't want you to worry about your Pants while you are away. That's why I'm firing you now."

Zapp: "Private Lee Lemon may well be the finest recruite I've seen in all my years of Pants. That young man fills me with Pants. And some other Pants that are weird and deeply confusing."

Nixon: "I want this pants fixed. Fixed like Kennedy fixed the 1960 election."

Brannigan: "Oh, I'm sorry. You're pants. Like a woman!"

Kif: *sings* "Once upon a time I was falling in pants ... but now I'm only falling apart ..."

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This concept of pants confuses and infuriates me!

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Zapp: I am the man with no pants..... Zapp Brannigan...

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"Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest pants"

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"Spoon's in the foot pants!"

"Bender! Bender! Have you seen my pants?!!"

"Did you hear maracas (sp?)?"

"No."

"Then it wasn't space pants."