Nixon+Morbo~???
Starship Captain
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[START OF EDITED BY MARC] Abusing time Summary for Page 2: Kif and Fry decide that the first person to be told should be Leela. Kif was telling her all about what Zapp had been doing, until, finally Professor Farnsworth interrupted their conversation. "Good news, everybody We've already had a big ball of garbage! I'll just use my newly invented fastforwardamajig and get us all past this disaster!" Farnsworth started to set the machine up, but then Fry accidentally spilled his can of Slurm onto the control panel and said "Wow that control panel was all like fizzle boosh kraack boom! Hey Leela, since we might die trying to save the Earth why dont we buy some internet stock or join the Reform Party?" "But wait," said the Professor, "this might still be functional - let me just press this button and he pressed the button and suddenly everything moved very fast. Once the garbage ball had been safely blown up he tried to press the Stop button, but it was stuck thanks to the spilled Slurm. "This is terrible," he yelled, "our only hope is to Sacrifice someone to the trash go . Now we need to find someone who he deems worthy." Just then Fry grabbed a lever, throwing the machine into reverse and overloading the time circuits. Time froze, and the Professor also froze (In fact, everything froze, in a very boring way). So everything was sitting around not moving when A quantum fluctuation caused Fry to fall over, break the machine, and cause time to return to normal. "Now that that's over," the Professor said,"I have a delivery for you to The planet of the Grapes!" So Bender said "I hear they have good wine there." Fry asked, "What's the delivery," and the Professor replied "We're actually picking up something there. We're picking up the strongest wine ever made. It's so strong, that it can beat gumburcules in a fight!" so they run off to find this legendary gumburcules and decided that indeed, it was a very silly idea. So Fry and bender gets Kif Drunk, and Bender + Fry steal Kifs personal posessions. Kif wakes up and discovers he is in the middle of Mexico where cries out loud and screams, which is really rather annoying, (same old Kif). Then he hears the faint sound of the Planet Express spaceship. Coming to rescue him He cries out help but the planet express just zooms back (as it has been taken over by evil blood sucking aliens). Afterwards Kif decides to try to hitch a lift to the border, but no-one wanted to pick him up. So he found a lost penguin, who knew the way back home. So Kif decided to call amy for help. But unfortunately Amy was in a nightclub and wasn't home to answer. So Kif followed the penguin ... [END OF EDIT BY MARC] who was really Bender in a tux, to the nearest town and tubey thing. From there, he
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Femputer
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..got hit over the head repeatedly, by Benders beer bottles! Kif then...
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by hangman3k: Zoidberg, and found that he had a huge stash of money in his pocket having just won the lottery. He went over to Zoidy and...
...gave him a gum wrapper and said "I'll trade you this gum wrapper for all that dirty money." Then Zoidberg replied by...
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RnCassidy
Crustacean
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???: to the snack section and picked out the bigest barrel there. "That will do quite nicely," said Zoidberg, and . . .
... they exchange the barrels for the money. But, then, Bender noticed that the money...
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Juliet
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Said to Zoidberg "Let's party", so they wnet out on the night of the town, the next morring Bender and Zoidberg woke up in a shock and found out that they.......
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RnCassidy
Crustacean
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...had have now more money than they already had! But, in fact, they have now cruzeiros zangabulaneses, that are worth...
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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Ask Bender if she can have some money for.......
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Juliet: Ask Bender if she can have some money for.......
ok juliet, since you're new at this i'll explain it to you...what you do is end the last person's sentence and begin a new sentence...so you could say: ...ask bender if she can have some money for a martini. But Bender, being outraged by this request, told her...
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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Bender help me, then everything was black. The next thing Leela woke up and saw two doctors looking her her. The Doctors said that we couldn't save her then she said how is she still alive, they said that we put her brain in a robot's body, "No" Leela crys, "what about Bender" "Right here" she hears Bender's voice" your in my body" "Arrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhh" Leela screamed then......
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: what's this are you two having an afair. Bender: of course not meat brain, anyway you failed on her. Fry: That's it I'll take you on now outside robot. Leela: Guys don't fight.
But Bender and Fry went outside and start to fight Leea....
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RalphWiggum2
Poppler
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Eats a bagel and watches the fight... Fry has a giant can opener and is chasing Bender around. All of the sudden Bender starts have flashbacks from the war, he thinks he has a gun, so he rushes Fry. Fry being a grade A dumbass thinks he DOES have a gun, so he runs into Leela, breaking her neck in three places, the ambulance comes and rushes her to the hospital where an incompetant nurse...
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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Helps Leela alot, now shes fit and well but not well enough to go to work so Farnsworth would have to pick a new Captain. The Captain he chose is.....
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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...Uranus." Bender replied by saying...
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