LobsterMooch
Professor
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They could wear body suits a la 300 or Beowulf. It did wonders for Ray Winstone and it managed to make Angelina Jolie less revolting looking
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LobsterMooch
Professor
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« Reply #324 on: 11-02-2009 18:21 »
« Last Edit on: 11-02-2009 18:22 »
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I actually like this idea. Bill Murray has got a knack for self-depreciating humor. And Naked gun used it with the "Smell of Fear". They could have used, Naked Gun: One of Us is a Homicidal Maniac. But no Hollywood mogul would have bought the title.
It wasn't me who first mentioned the jiggling of the actors. As I recall Sigourney could have used a little more jiggle. And certainly there are other methods to cover up the paunch, beside body suits. Maybe a trip to Victoria's secret for a few midriff shapers. I hate body suits too, but you know how image conscious Hollywood is.
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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2012 is out in less than a week (Friday 13th, people!), and as such, I am looking forward to this disaster porn. So much disaster all future catastrophes will be compared to this film!
As such, we have arranged a group of 19 people (myself included) to get to the cinema and watch this film that will no doubt disappoint in all manners of film making, but that's not why we are there. We are there for the carnage. And its hilarity when it attempts to take itself seriously.
I'll report whether or not it is what you all would expect it to be.
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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You should do what me and my friends did when we saw Transformers 2, laugh and make smart arse comments as loud as you can and ruin the experience for people who actually want to see such a terrible movie.
I doubt anyone wants to see 2012 except for the hilarity. And since we are 19 people, comments will ensure.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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We are there for the carnage. And its hilarity when it attempts to take itself seriously.
It won't be so hilarious when giant winged-sharks terrorize your neighborhood and your toaster transforms into a scud missile. It's coming people! Three years - that's all the time we have! The Mayans warned us!!1!!!1OMG Seriously though, I just noticed that the nude-girls-draped-on-cars calendar I have on my kitchen wall stops abruptly on the 31st of December... THIS YEAR! Holy shit - it's all coming together!!!!!! Run for the hills!
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Jezzem
Urban Legend
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* Jezzem runs frantically through the house checking all of his calendars. Z0MFG!!!! My Futurama, Leunig and Generic Sea Creatures calendars also end on the 31st of December this year! The Mayans had it wrong! It's all over this year! * Jezzem shoots himself in the face so he won't have to suffer.
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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We are there for the carnage. And its hilarity when it attempts to take itself seriously.
It won't be so hilarious when giant winged-sharks terrorize your neighborhood and your toaster transforms into a scud missile.
It's coming people! Three years - that's all the time we have! The Mayans warned us!!1!!!1OMG
That is nothing compared to this.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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You didn't laugh at my muppet bit, so I'm not laughing at that.
You... you jerk!
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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You didn't laugh at my muppet bit, so I'm not laughing at that.
You... you jerk!
Sounds like you did laugh, you are just trying to hide it!
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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I smirked. That's it.
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hopie4ever
Bending Unit
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the Uk trailer for 2012 is quite funny, shows the world collapsing and six billion peole set to die the line at the bottom says "Contains sustained moderate threat"
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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As much as I hate to agree with Ben, I have actually killed people who talked in the cinema. And that was only during the previews.
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DogDoo8
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #344 on: 11-10-2009 09:07 »
« Last Edit on: 11-10-2009 09:09 »
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Slap your mum for me any1. Malteasers are great. edit: I have told people to fuck off out of a movie for talking, then been cheered for doing so. I did not see this in the last few pages, so.. Prince of Persia: The Sands of TimeSlap me if its already been posted.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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No it was exactly PoP: Sands Of Time, Assassins Asscreed just ripped it off, mostly.
The cinematic where whatsisname in Assassins Creed stands atop a high parapet and the camera swivels around, providing a panorama of the city? That was ripped off?
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Also, Roland Emmerich is anally-raping the first girl you ever kissed.
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