When's the new Batman movie out!? Films you're looking forward to (Trailers Too)

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They could wear body suits a la 300 or Beowulf. It did wonders for Ray Winstone and it managed to make Angelina Jolie less revolting looking

[Reply #321 on:]

That's cheating. You don't need to do that for a comedy movie. If you want "perfect" people, go watch a porno, or a drama film.

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   Ghostbusters III: So Very Tired

   You were 1 supposedly when the last one came out. Now if it were the Harry Potter or the James Bond 007 franchise, you could say it was tired.

   Ghostbusters 1 1984
   Ghostbusters 2 1989
   Ghostbusters 3 2010

   Or are you personally tired?

How about option C) Neither - She's merely suggesting a title (or byline) for the proposed film (and making a joke at the same time).

If you have any poo, fling it now.

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They could wear body suits a la 300.

No body suits.

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I actually like this idea. Bill Murray has got a knack for self-depreciating humor. And Naked gun used it with the "Smell of Fear".
They could have used, Naked Gun: One of Us is a Homicidal Maniac. But no Hollywood mogul would have bought the title.

It wasn't me who first mentioned the jiggling of the actors. As I recall Sigourney could have used a little more jiggle. And certainly there are other methods to cover up the paunch, beside body suits. Maybe a trip to Victoria's secret for a few midriff shapers.
I hate body suits too, but you know how image conscious Hollywood is.

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2012 is out in less than a week (Friday 13th, people!), and as such, I am looking forward to this disaster porn.  So much disaster all future catastrophes will be compared to this film!

As such, we have arranged a group of 19 people (myself included) to get to the cinema and watch this film that will no doubt disappoint in all manners of film making, but that's not why we are there.  We are there for the carnage.  And its hilarity when it attempts to take itself seriously.

I'll report whether or not it is what you all would expect it to be.

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You should do what me and my friends did when we saw Transformers 2, laugh and make smart arse comments as loud as you can and ruin the experience for people who actually want to see such a terrible movie.

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You should do what me and my friends did when we saw Transformers 2, laugh and make smart arse comments as loud as you can and ruin the experience for people who actually want to see such a terrible movie.

I doubt anyone wants to see 2012 except for the hilarity.  And since we are 19 people, comments will ensure.

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We are there for the carnage.  And its hilarity when it attempts to take itself seriously.

It won't be so hilarious when giant winged-sharks terrorize your neighborhood and your toaster transforms into a scud missile.

It's coming people! Three years - that's all the time we have! The Mayans warned us!!1!!!1OMG

Seriously though, I just noticed that the nude-girls-draped-on-cars calendar I have on my kitchen wall stops abruptly on the 31st of December... THIS YEAR! Holy shit - it's all coming together!!!!!! Run for the hills!

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* Jezzem runs frantically through the house checking all of his calendars.

Z0MFG!!!! My Futurama, Leunig and Generic Sea Creatures calendars also end on the 31st of December this year! The Mayans had it wrong! It's all over this year!

* Jezzem shoots himself in the face so he won't have to suffer.

[Reply #330 on:]

We are there for the carnage.  And its hilarity when it attempts to take itself seriously.

It won't be so hilarious when giant winged-sharks terrorize your neighborhood and your toaster transforms into a scud missile.

It's coming people! Three years - that's all the time we have! The Mayans warned us!!1!!!1OMG

That is nothing compared to this.

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You didn't laugh at my muppet bit, so I'm not laughing at that.

You... you jerk!

[Reply #332 on:]

You didn't laugh at my muppet bit, so I'm not laughing at that.

You... you jerk!

Sounds like you did laugh, you are just trying to hide it!

[Reply #333 on:]

I smirked. That's it.

[Reply #334 on:]

the Uk trailer for 2012 is quite funny, shows the world collapsing and six billion peole set to die

the line at the bottom says

Spoiler warning! Click to show/hide!

"Contains sustained moderate threat"

[Reply #335 on:]

It shows buildings falling down unrealistically too, no big dust cloud or anything.

Nevar forget.

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You should do what me and my friends did when we saw Transformers 2, laugh and make smart arse comments as loud as you can and ruin the experience for people who actually want to see such a terrible movie.

I thought it was a terrible film, too - but seriously, if you did this at a cinema I was at, I'd kick the shit out of you.

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for ruining a terrible movie?

[Reply #338 on:]

For being as annoying as the movie probably.

[Reply #339 on:]

A bunch of antisocial fucktards laughing at each others' stupid jokes throughout a bad film is far, far worse than the bad film on its own. Nobody in the cinema paid to hear your ad hoc MST3K impression.

I honestly don't see the appeal in deliberately trying to piss off strangers for a laugh. Seems like the type of thing only an incredibly immature individual, or somebody nursing a form of mild autism, would get enjoyment out of.

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MST3K impression?

Well isn't it obvious by now that I am an incredibly immature individual?
As for the Autism thing: yeah, probably.

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As much as I hate to agree with Ben, I have actually killed people who talked in the cinema. And that was only during the previews.

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I don't hate agree with Ben when he's right, and he is in this instance. Shut your fucking trap in the cinema. I mean, really. Probably the only thing worse are those douches who sit in the back row and throw popcorn. I really want them to die. I'm not kidding. No empathy for them at all.

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People really do that? My mum said she or other people (I forget) used to roll malteasers down the aisles becuase they were made of wood back in her day so it would make a noise....Why would you waste malteasers?

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Slap your mum for me any1. Malteasers are great.

edit: I have told people to fuck off out of a movie for talking, then been cheered for doing so.

I did not see this in the last few pages, so..

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Slap me if its already been posted.

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People really do that? My mum said she or other people (I forget) used to roll malteasers down the aisles because they were made of wood back in her day so it would make a noise....Why would you waste malteasers?

Malteasers used to be made out of wood?

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Yes, Jez. The malteasers, not the aisles, were made of wood.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Hah, Jake Gyllenhaal. He looks weird like that. Or better. I'm not sure which.

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I knew it!

[Reply #348 on:]

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Ha - the first scene of that trailer was exactly Assassin's Creed.
Looks good though.

[Reply #349 on:]

No it was exactly PoP: Sands Of Time, Assassins Asscreed just ripped it off, mostly.

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Well, not really a rip-off as such, seeing as it's more or less the same team behind both titles.

[Reply #351 on:]

Rehash then, still lame!
Ah no I've only played Sand Of Time, mmm jumpy.

Nerdy comic book hero comedy: Kick Ass!

[Reply #352 on:]

Yay! Was trying find a trailer for that last night. All i could find was the Russian (supposedly) cam of it. It was shit tacular quality. That one was not. Yay, it looks good!

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No it was exactly PoP: Sands Of Time, Assassins Asscreed just ripped it off, mostly.

The cinematic where whatsisname in Assassins Creed stands atop a high parapet and the camera swivels around, providing a panorama of the city? That was ripped off?

[Reply #354 on:]

Probably, if not some other game then from Batman.

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Oh, joy.  Michel Bay has butchered my childhood, Shayamalan is in the process of butchering one of my favorite cartoons, and Bruckhiemer has completely homogenized and CGIsodomized one of my favorite games.  We can't stop here.  More of my faves have to be defiled.  Somebody get Uwe Boll to direct a Neon Genesis Evangelion movie, and also talk Alex Proyas into making a sequel to Dark City.  Hell, while we're at it, Baz Luhrmann: go make Led Zeppelin 3 into a musical.  Make sure it has Miley Cyrus, Adam Lambert and Kanye West!

[Reply #356 on:]

Well, at least you still have your memories.

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #357 on:]

There there Pitt watch this to cheer your self up.

CoTT

[Reply #358 on:]

Well, at least you still have your memories.

Joel Silver has the rights to your memories and the script is in rewrite, coming to theatres in summer 2014!

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Also, Roland Emmerich is anally-raping the first girl you ever kissed.