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Corking
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What about when he's trying to be smooth, but he mispronounces everything? The first time I heard cham-paggen I laughed until milk squirted out of my nose, no lie.
In A Flight to Remember, when Zapp is giving his speech at the beginning, he mispronounces adieu (says it like aduh). That might be B. West's brilliance, but either way, great stuff.
Leela: *sees Zapp coming, kisses Fry* Zapp: Leela, this may be a bad time, but...
And I love that in Love's Labors, it's April 13th. Because that's my birthday. So whenever people ask me when I was born, I always say April 13th.... point-two!
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Eeeboy
Poppler
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Hey, Zoidy, now I have new friends too!
Every line's a favourite but I think this one of Zap's deserves a mensh... "She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro".
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bish
Starship Captain
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« Reply #83 on: 06-18-2004 05:29 »
« Last Edit on: 06-18-2004 05:29 »
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Zapp: remeber kif the quickest way to a women's bed is through her parents, sleep with them and your in. Kif: ill try sir, im just a little nervous about meeting her family Zapp: thats natural,afterall your meek and uninteresting, until now you've gotten by on my left over charisma, scrounging off it like a tiny charisma parasite. Kif: i just hope they like me Zapp: and why wouldn't they,yes yes i know, tiny, meek, uninteresting, spare me your tedious life story kif. but above all have fun.
and i cant believ no-one has said
Zapp: Discipline. and that means a well made bed. You'll practice till you can make it in your sleep. Fry: you mean when im sleeping in it? Zapp: you wont have time for sleeping soldier, not with all the bed-making you'll be doing.
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macguy9
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« Reply #84 on: 09-05-2006 17:10 »
« Last Edit on: 09-05-2006 17:10 »
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Zapp: Whoopsy daisy! (After blowing up the new DOOP HQ) *** Zapp: You must've smoked some bad granola. (From The Problems with Popplers) *** Kif: Sir, I... I don't think that's wise. Zapp: Kiiiif... if there's one thing I don't need, it's your "I don't think that's wise" attitude! *** Zapp: Oh, I'm sorry.... you're crying, like a WOMAN! *** Zapp: We need rest! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised...
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bendito
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« Reply #87 on: 09-06-2006 17:09 »
« Last Edit on: 09-06-2006 17:09 »
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Dont know if this ones already up here: (a Taste of freedom): Brann: Stand by to take the blame, Kif! Steady, Steady (as the Decapodian ship snips the nimbus in half) (Amazon women in the mood): Femputer: I sentence you to death! Brann : (gasp) Femputer: By snu-snu Brann, fry: Woo-Hoo!
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Berto991
Crustacean
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Singing Wind: Fehk! I am Singing Wind, chief of the Martian tribe.
Zapp: Take me to your leader.
Singing Wind: moving along...
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KingMox
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Raise the White Flag of war
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Bending Unit
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« Reply #98 on: 09-19-2006 16:59 »
« Last Edit on: 09-19-2006 16:59 »
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omgomgomg I havn't laughed that hard in ages... Just read through them all. Add to the List... "Come on Kif, teenagers all smoke and they seem pretty on the ball..." And one of the best (which I think you guys missed out?!) ZAP: "I want you to be able to make your bed in your sleep" FRY: "Uh.. you mean while we're sleeping in it?" ZAP: "You wont have time for sleeping! Not with all that bed-making you'll be doing..." haha classic... (first post! )
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Bending Unit
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haha :P
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Another...
Zapp: You're the only woman who ever loved me. Leela: I never loved you... Zapp: I mean physically!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Kif: "The holoshed is on the fritz again the holograms became real."
Zapp: "Damn, last time that happened I got slapped with three paternity suits."
Then five minutes later....
Zapp: "After all that I could use some relaxation, I'll be in the holoshed."
And of coarse.....
Zapp: "A brilliant move right out of Tsun Zu's classic text "The Art of War" or my own masterwork "Zapp Brannigan' Big Book of War".
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vertygo
Crustacean
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"She's built like a stakehouse but she handles like a bistro."
Always fun to quote when driving. Everytime you go driving. With the same person(s). To the point where they wait in dreaded anticipation.
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Neptunian
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Zapp: Welcome to my humble chamber, or as I call it, the Love-nasium. Cham-pag-en?
Zapp: Do you want the rest of the cham-pag-en? Leela: No. And it's pronounced champagne. Zapp: OH GOD NO!!! *cries*
Billy West is a genius!
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Rez
Poppler
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"what are you, gay?" the first time i saw Amazon Women in the Mood was on DVD, and i laughed so hard i had to rewind to catch the next scene.
also, anything he said to Leela in War is the H-Word.
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plutonium
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My favorite is w/o a doubt:
Brannigan:"Leela, If things don't work out with the pip-squeak here, I just want you to know that I'll be there to score you on the rebound".
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Shiny
Professor
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Some favorites that I don't think have seen mention....
"Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you."
"So, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors." (made funny by the fact that Kif is right beside him...holding the scissors)
“Kif, come here and hold up the flag. (sotto voce) And wave it a little, for God's sakes.” (It’s the delivery that makes this one absolutely priceless. All hail Billy West!)
"Baby, wait! You didn't show me your surprise!"
(This one HAS been mentioned, but it's a BIG favorite of mine) "Uh-huh, uh-huh. That's whatever you were talking about for you."
"Let's see how friendly you get sharing a PRISON CELL!" (Ah, cluelessness, thy name is Zapp.)
"You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?" (His grasp of relative orangutan comeliness slays me...)
"I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about."
(sniffs) "Smells like a jockstrap." (and the cut scene where he describes the precise TYPE of jockstrap)
"Leela, my precious rock dove!" (that one's not falling-down funny or anything, but I'm just kind of tickled that Zapp actually got something slightly right...see, a rock dove is another name for a pigeon, and pigeons are grey, and Leela was wearing a grey dress, and....uh....nevermind. I'll just be quiet now, and go geek to myself in the corner here....)
(And what is perhaps my top favorite of all my favorites...) "Leela! How could you? Our love has had to endure your constant hatred, and now this?! Stop testing our love!"
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Writer unit32
Professor
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[Blows up Doop Headquarters] Whoopsy-Daisy!
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LayZ341
Professor
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Whenever he is about to give Kif a ridiculous order...."Kif!....". Whatever it is, you just feel sorry for Kif.
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Maximous
Crustacean
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mine is.... you win again gravity!
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