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fryfriends
Crustacean
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haha anything he said about how much he hates neutrals definetly were great.
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Young_and_Angry
Professor
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So that makes the toilet seat the uncle,right? Doubt I got all that right.
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ninja_nightmare
Crustacean
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how bout in a flight to remember
zapp:"there is nothing left to do now except for the captain to go down with the ship."
kif:"dats very noble sir"
zapp:"it is very noble of u kif im now promoting u to captain"
lol
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i_need_help
Delivery Boy
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my favorite quote is "lower...lower...lower...TOO LOW...lower" p.s. hi
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Guineapig Trick
Professor
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and he got it wron its " I am the man with no name... Zapp Brannigan at your service" shame on him posting wrong then never posting again!?
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Ash
Poppler
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Zapp: Kif, I'm experiencing the Captains Itch Kif: I'll get the powder Sir.
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futuramabndr
Crustacean
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"Damn, last time that machine was on the frittz I got slapped with three paternity suites."
Its something like that from the episode Kif becomes pregnant.
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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Captain Zapp Brannigan: In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
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Spaz
Crustacean
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Yes! i can do one that no one has done ((I think lol)) "Shes built like a steak house... But she handles like a bistro" I love that one
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M0le
Space Pope
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Originally posted by Klumsy Kitty: For a guy who isn't a main character Zapp can really steal the show... I loved that "Fly the white flag of war!" one, and I can't remember the exact quote but where his is laying out his plan of attack(in WAA?) where he says we'll charge forward...and clog their gun barrels with the debris from our fleet. DAMN I am glad I'm never going to serve under that guy! Zapp: On my command, all ships will fly directly into the alien death cannon (cheerfully) clogging it with wreckage! Zapp: Stop exploding you cowards! Zapp: All of you will be fighting for your planet. Most of you will be dying for your planet. Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all. Zapp: Kif, stand by to take the blame. Steady...steady...NOW! Zapp: I've got my eye on you Kif. (Points to an ensign which is obviosuly Decapodian) You, ensign, what's your name? Decapodian: Hugh Man, sir! Zapp: Hugh Man. Now there's a name I can trust!
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