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« #5 : 04-04-2004 05:35 »
« : 04-04-2004 05:35 »
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leela: you know zapp at first i thought you were a big pompous bufoon, but then i realised inside that bufoon was a pitiful child, but ourside that child was a big pompous bufoon (or summat to that effect) Zapp: and which one rocked your world.
Zapp: Leela, you forgot one thing. Rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a conundrum! Bring me a rock... and search them for paper.
Zapp: remeber kif the quickest way to a women's bed is through her parents, sleep with them and your in. Kif: ill try sir, im just a little nervous about meeting her family Zapp: thats natural,afterall your meek and uninteresting, until now you've gotten by on my left over charisma, scrounging off it like a tiny charisma parasite. Kif: i just hope they like me Zapp: and why wouldn't they,yes yes i know, tiny, meek, uninteresting, spare me your tedious life story kif. but above all have fun.
Zapp: ah, so crawling back to the zapper like a bird on its belly, delicious.
Zapp: please, you give me too little credit
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M0le

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« #16 : 04-05-2004 20:35 »
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Zapp: Kif, I'll be heading to the mens room and I need an attendant - Oh, I'm sorry, you're crying like a woman. It's alright, I've always thought of myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men. Kif Old Friend, let's rap. Kif: Well, I'm in love with this girl... Zapp: (Laughing loudly) Oh, that's rich. (Solemn) Go on. Kif: I met her a year ago, when we were escaping from that cruise ship you piloted directly into a Black Hole. Zapp: Yes, it was in all the papers. Amy: Call me! Kif: (Nervous muttering) (Exit flashback) Zapp: Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Mmm-hhmm, Ah-huh - Kif: I've finished talking. Zapp: Belay that remark!!!
Zapp: You win again, gravity!
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