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EvilLunch
Professor
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Man, that rendition of Lola plays whenever I get email. So I hear it a LOT. Kif says it, not Zapp.. But the fact that he makes it known that he has 'sexlexia' cracks me up. Let's try that again, but a little lower and lots softer.
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bish
Starship Captain
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« Reply #5 on: 04-04-2004 07:35 »
« Last Edit on: 04-04-2004 07:35 »
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leela: you know zapp at first i thought you were a big pompous bufoon, but then i realised inside that bufoon was a pitiful child, but ourside that child was a big pompous bufoon (or summat to that effect) Zapp: and which one rocked your world.
Zapp: Leela, you forgot one thing. Rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a conundrum! Bring me a rock... and search them for paper.
Zapp: remeber kif the quickest way to a women's bed is through her parents, sleep with them and your in. Kif: ill try sir, im just a little nervous about meeting her family Zapp: thats natural,afterall your meek and uninteresting, until now you've gotten by on my left over charisma, scrounging off it like a tiny charisma parasite. Kif: i just hope they like me Zapp: and why wouldn't they,yes yes i know, tiny, meek, uninteresting, spare me your tedious life story kif. but above all have fun.
Zapp: ah, so crawling back to the zapper like a bird on its belly, delicious.
Zapp: please, you give me too little credit
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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(Zapp talking to Kif in the Nimbus lounge)
Zapp: And thats why you'll never make Captain Kif.
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Young_and_Angry
Professor
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Zapp:Look, I'm sure we're all a little unclear on how anyone gets pregnant. So Kif, pray explain. And don't spare the dirty words where appropriate. Kif: It's quite simple, really. When one of my species experiences deep feelings of love we enter a so called "receptive" state. Zapp: You disgust me! Go on. Makes me laugh every time.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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From Brannigan Begin Again:
"Plus it was mainly Kif's fault."
HAHAHAHA what a loser.
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pirate_monkey
Crustacean
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*When making his exit speech from the courtroom after being relieved of duty* - "Kif, get over here and hold up the flag. And for god's sake, wave it a little"
Heh.
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Arteta
Crustacean
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Have the boy lay out ny formal shorts.
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M0le
Space Pope
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Zapp: Kif, I'll be heading to the mens room and I need an attendant - Oh, I'm sorry, you're crying like a woman. It's alright, I've always thought of myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men. Kif Old Friend, let's rap. Kif: Well, I'm in love with this girl... Zapp: (Laughing loudly) Oh, that's rich. (Solemn) Go on. Kif: I met her a year ago, when we were escaping from that cruise ship you piloted directly into a Black Hole. Zapp: Yes, it was in all the papers. Amy: Call me! Kif: (Nervous muttering) (Exit flashback) Zapp: Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Mmm-hhmm, Ah-huh - Kif: I've finished talking. Zapp: Belay that remark!!!
Zapp: You win again, gravity!
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InChess
Crustacean
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I can't believe no one's said this already.
These are great of course, but my all time favorite has to be:
"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love... hard and fast."
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Undertow976
Poppler
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Zapp: "I am the man with no name . . . My name is Zapp Brannigan"
(this is my first post EVER)
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MagPie3e
Crustacean
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"Sooo beautiful, yet so neutral"
"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet."
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Here's my book of pickup lines. Say as many of them as you can as fast as you can.
(something like that)
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