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Nixon+Morbo~???

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« on: 03-21-2001 16:03 »

This is kinda in response to "Bender's Best Moments."  I've noticed that El Zoido has many great one-liners that somehow don't seemed to get mentioned as much as others.  Stuff like:

Bender:  Hey, I've got a busted ass here!  I don't see anyone kissing it!
Zoidberg:  All right, all right, I'm coming!

I'm going to a movie with friends!

If only it had woiked.  Then you could go back and not waste your time on it

Or:
Keep it down!  I'm trying to sleep in here!

Stuff like that.  Stuff you've noticed doesn't seem to get as much attention as it deserves.

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« Reply #1 on: 03-21-2001 16:17 »

I've got some:
Hermes: Baby needs a new pair of shoes!
Zoidberg: To hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes.

Zoidberg: What's this? Two meals in one week?
VelourFog

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« Reply #2 on: 03-21-2001 16:19 »

ah muy macho
hey gringo here comes el zoido to ruin your drinking water

i loved him like a father!

anytime he says "rubut"
its so cute  smile
(marc- its ok to use cute in this sense)

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« Reply #3 on: 03-21-2001 16:53 »

Ah the fresh air feels good.

Zoidberg long I'm going to toss my old shell in the Dumpsters and finishe of the potao chips Amy didn't finished

Amy: Those were toe nali clippings

Zoidberg: A feast is a feast

Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #4 on: 03-21-2001 17:19 »

What a man!  I'd follow him to hell and back I would!

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
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])unno

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« Reply #5 on: 03-21-2001 18:34 »

what about in "Thats Lobstertainment" when bender is throwind tomatoes at zoidy and it hits him in the face, the those little tenticles for zoidys lips grab it and eat it (it was so unexpected and funny)

or when fry throws the ravioly on the wall, zoid looks at it out of the side of his eye the dives at it (i coudnt stop laughing)

                  tongue  tongue
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« Reply #6 on: 03-21-2001 18:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by VelourFog:
anytime he says "rubut"
its so cute   smile
(marc- its ok to use cute in this sense)


Here here. I especially like him in Slurm Factory when he says something like "Ok but I'm an expert in humans, not robuts...Bender's the robut? I thought FRY was the robut!"

When he's playing poker with Leela's former co-workers..."I can't spell ANYTHING with these cards!"

I also like it when he screams, like when he's talking about the sub-sewer mutants..."They're hideous! Yaaaarrrgh!!!" (followed by violent claw-snapping)

Oh yeah, and also his "joke" at the Professor's 150th birthday party. Funny, funny stuff.
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« Reply #7 on: 03-21-2001 19:38 »

zoidy want go outside!

and welcome to the board ])unno  tongue

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« Reply #8 on: 03-21-2001 20:25 »

The entire first Fry examination by Dr. Z in the Series has Landed
"My mother was a Saint!"
Scotty

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« Reply #9 on: 03-21-2001 20:30 »

I believe the best Zoidberg moment was claw plague  smile

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« Reply #10 on: 03-21-2001 20:36 »

 
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Originally posted by Scotty:
I believe the best Zoidberg moment was claw plague   smile


hehe looks like we've got another snu-snu fan...  tongue

VelourFog

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« Reply #11 on: 03-21-2001 20:52 »

oh man i forgot

when zoidberg keeps screaming at Fry's old girlfriend

thats good
Bovinatron

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« Reply #12 on: 03-21-2001 21:09 »

help! friends! a hamster tricked me!

(or was it a gerbil)  whatever it was damn funny
VelourFog

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« Reply #13 on: 03-21-2001 21:13 »

 
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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
help! friends! a hamster tricked me!

(or was it a gerbil)  whatever it was damn funny


<annoying buzzer sound>

it was a guinea pig
duh

they say "We'll need a quinea pig"
and then he says "help friends a guinea pig tricked me"

ha thats good too

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« Reply #14 on: 03-21-2001 21:15 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Bovinatron:
help! friends! a hamster tricked me!

(or was it a gerbil)  whatever it was damn funny


it was a guinea pig  tongue

VelourFog

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« Reply #15 on: 03-21-2001 21:31 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by futurefreak:
it was a guinea pig   tongue

very original FF
<rolls eyes>
;-)


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« Reply #16 on: 03-21-2001 22:01 »

"You'll never guess where I've been!"
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« Reply #17 on: 03-22-2001 02:36 »

"Guess again"
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« Reply #18 on: 03-22-2001 04:28 »

That stench, that heavenly stench!  big grin

There There
Radijs

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« Reply #19 on: 03-22-2001 04:35 »

All of zoidy`s moments are good
at the tube-thru window.
I cant pay....

Change places!!
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« Reply #20 on: 03-22-2001 06:26 »

Robot-Dr ...First I have to perform surgery!

Zoid.: That's my joke!!!!! Grrrrrrr!
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« Reply #21 on: 03-22-2001 08:34 »

Zoidberg is always funny to me.. but i'm a major zoidberg fan though.  smile
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« Reply #22 on: 03-22-2001 08:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Scotty:
Zoidberg is always funny to me.. but i'm a major zoidberg fan though.   smile

just tell your page url, you link to p.e.e.l. from it, so its more than ok  wink
 http://www.sayargh.com/

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« Reply #23 on: 03-22-2001 13:45 »

Ah, so many memories! If there's a funnier character on TV I'd like to see them! How about:
"Good Evening Ladies and Germs"
or
"I'm going to need to use this tube to see inside you Fry....Think again!"
Hell, this post could just go on for ever there's so many!

           
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #24 on: 03-22-2001 14:19 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by reedy2:
Hell, this post could just go on for ever there's so many!


That's the plan.

Zoidy wanna buy on margin! On margin!

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #25 on: 03-22-2001 17:23 »

Hooray, I'm being useful!  I'm having a wonderful time!

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
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« Reply #26 on: 03-22-2001 19:27 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by VelourFog:
Quote
Originally posted by futurefreak:
it was a guinea pig    tongue

very original FF
<rolls eyes>
;-)

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hey you could have used a cool smiley to go with your post...  roll eyes

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« Reply #27 on: 03-22-2001 19:33 »

"Who's the tough guy now, Vinnie?!"
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« Reply #28 on: 03-22-2001 19:58 »

More good stuff:

Zoidberg's story about finding a new shell that looks exactly like his old shell, and he even found it in the same place he left his old shell, but this one had a racoon inside of it.

Has anyone mentioned his pet slinky yet? That was cool.

"Now Zoidberg's the popular one!"

This is more of a Fry moment, but I really liked it when Zoidberg tells Leela they were eating penguin eggs. "Aw, you ate most of them!"
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #29 on: 03-22-2001 20:01 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FishyJoe:
Has anyone mentioned his pet slinky yet? That was cool.

"Now Zoidberg's the popular one!"

Ah, yes, the slinky.  One of the few good parts of that ep.  Hilarious, it was.

"Yes, let's all talk to Zoidberg."

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
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« Reply #30 on: 04-01-2001 05:32 »

This thread is slightly old, but oh well...I just watched Put Your Head On My Shoulders and can't stop laughing at this line:

"Stop, stop! If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"
Adam

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« Reply #31 on: 04-01-2001 10:39 »

"it's funny because it's poisonus"

"I'm so into you" (not so much a funny line just a funny scene... from the atlantis episode)

"young lady i'm an expert on humans"

"(this one has allready been said but worth repeating) What? My Mother was a saint!"

"The female leelas problem is purly medical.. Soon she will lay her eggs (and I forget the rest of this quote)"
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« Reply #32 on: 04-01-2001 18:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Adam:

"The female leelas problem is purly medical.. Soon she will lay her eggs (and I forget the rest of this quote)"

"The female leelas problem is purly medical.. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well...."
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« Reply #33 on: 04-01-2001 19:45 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Zoidberg:
"Who's the tough guy now, Vinnie?!"

hehehe...that's a good one  tongue

Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #34 on: 04-01-2001 19:48 »

"Most doctors are rich."
"WHAT???  WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???"

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
VelourFog

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« Reply #35 on: 04-01-2001 19:50 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
"Most doctors are rich."
"WHAT???  WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???"


heh right on new episode!



"cuter than a chinchilla, and only twice as bitey" -rach
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #36 on: 04-01-2001 19:51 »

While you're at it, you should have an ink pack added, to help you escape from your enemies

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
futurefreak

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« Reply #37 on: 04-01-2001 19:51 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by VelourFog:
heh right on new episode!

that's in the new ep? ok i'll look out for that quote...  tongue

VelourFog

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« Reply #38 on: 04-01-2001 19:54 »

Leela: isn't he dreamy?
Zoidberg: totally!


"cuter than a chinchilla, and only twice as bitey" -rach
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« Reply #39 on: 04-02-2001 10:05 »

Hermes: "...probably... YOU!"
Zoidberg: "HRUH??"

Hermes: "...so I've decided to eliminate the salt water cooler."
Zoidberg: "This is a witchhunt!"


"What's this? Two meals in one week?"


Fry: "No. I'm human."
Zoidberg: "Allright, allright, spare me your life story"
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