Zoidy's best moments

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Crustacean in Love

Leela: At least you didn't smell as bad as them!
Zoid: You're right, my stink-gland is week. SMELL!
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Zoidy: Its all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies..."

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Same episode:

Pregnant women are working out in a shallow pool. Zoidberg, all hepped up on male jelly, bursts in like a lunatic and scares one of the women into giving birth right in the pool...

Instuctor: Is there a doctor in the house?

Zoidberg (crazed): I'M a doctor!

And ALL the women give birth....

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Hehe, I've got some good ones, too!

Hermes: "Here you got some coupons"
Zoidberg: "Ohhh! Two oilchanges for the price of one! - If only I could afford the one ... or a car...!"

Zoidberg (as a hostage): "Hooray, I'm helping!"

Zoidberg: "Look at me, Dr. Zoidberg, houseowner!"

And one offtopic:
Foreigner: "I'm the Foreigner, look at my crazy passport!"

Yeah, that was that. Ciao!

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Hey, i´m a really big fan of Zoidberg too, as the rest of you...  Well, i just need to say this, werent you all a little bit surprised when Nibbler turned out to be extremely intelligent, and able to talk? :P

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Originally posted by dooRDoC:
Hey, i´m a really big fan of Zoidberg too, as the rest of you...    Well, i just need to say this, werent you all a little bit surprised when Nibbler turned out to be extremely intelligent, and able to talk? :P

Well, no, because I'd seen interviews with the writers...

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Fry:  "That must mean I'm a . . ."
Zoidberg:  "Squid?"
Fry:  "Human!"
Zoidberg:  "Also good."

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"So, do you come here often?"

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"This letter has to be very personal so I'm writing it in my own ink." Thus, he gets his sweat out of his armpits and writes with it.

The strangething was, being it held in the year 3000, don't you think that he would have sent an e-mail?

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He can't afford AOL.

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Originally posted by Kryten:
He can't afford AOL.

AOL is the creation of the devil! now lets never speak of it again... 

[Reply #50 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kryten:
He can't afford AOL.

He could have used freeserve or something.

[Reply #51 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kif:
 He could have used freeserve or something.

Free-wha?  Is that like Juno or NetZero (which incidentily are merging)?

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ZOIDBERG:  "Good rides to them... now I'm the popular one!"

FARNSWORTH:  "yes, yes.. let's all talk to Zoidberg."


I think this is a great scene, because when Zoidberg gets to be "the popular one" and the staff asks him what he's been up to, all he can come up with is "you know.. same 'ol, same 'ol".

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yay! the historical first post! 

[Reply #53 on:]

 

Originally posted by Pzy:
yay! the historical first post!   

And welcome!

[Reply #54 on:]

know I've said it before, but:
 "so just get down on your claws and do the apology dance!"
"so its right, then left, then right again"
that also happened to be my advice for anybody. Non futurama people were puzzled.

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Whatever sound Zoidberg makes when Fry tells him to take the wheel of Amy's car. Cracks me up every time.

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Originally posted by Bixter:
Whatever sound Zoidberg makes when Fry tells him to take the wheel of Amy's car. Cracks me up every time.

Oh I forgot about that one ! funny funny!

[Reply #57 on:]

Parasites Lost

Zoidberg: "Quickly we can escape through the sinus into the nasel cappilery"

Hermes: "Strange usually you don't know anything about Human anatomy"

Zoidberg: "I learnt it off a decongestant commercial. Soothing Action! Action! Action!"

Another good part in that episode.

After seeing Fry's muscle being massaged by the worms.

Hermes:"Wow soon he'll be as strong and flexible as Hercules and Gumby combined"

Zoidberg:"Gumburcules I love that guy!"

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"Today's comedians could learn from this card."

[Reply #59 on:]

 

Originally posted by Bixter:
"Today's comedians could learn from this card."

Someone prolly already posted this on..

"I can't spell anything with these cards"

If ya did sorry

[Reply #60 on:]

Parasites:

"There's no part of that sentence I didn't like"

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Originally posted by Ginster:
Robot-Dr ...First I have to perform surgery!

Zoid.: That's my joke!!!!! Grrrrrrr!

Yeah, definetly great, great great!!!

And the Sperm-rider-thing... 

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I'm going to have to take a look in you with this camera
* Fry opens mouth
Guess again!

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Zoidberg: Now open up and say (makes warbling alien sounds)
Fry attempts to mimic the sounds.
Zoidberg: What? How dare you say that!

(Dunno the exact words, but it went something like this)
"After I decided that to get my shell back, I went to the dump and found one just like mine! except that this one was dirty and had a raccoon in it!"

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Originally posted by Just Chris:
Zoidberg: Now open up and say (makes warbling alien sounds)
Fry attempts to mimic the sounds.
Zoidberg: What? How dare you say that!

I know this one has been done, maybe in another thread perhaps, but . . .

Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
*Fry opens mouth
No, no, not that mouth
I only have one.
Really?  *Zoidberg looks at card
Uh, is there a human doctor around?
Young lady, I'm an expert on humans.  Now pick a mouth, open it, and say, "blblblblbl"
Uh, *ahem* "lblblblblb"
WHAT?  My mother was a saint!  GET OUT!


 

(Dunno the exact words, but it went something like this)
"After I decided that to get my shell back, I went to the dump and found one just like mine! except that this one was dirty and had a raccoon in it!"

And that's how I got my new shell!  It's just like my old shell, and it was in the same dumpster, but this one had a live raccoon in it! ::Satisfied slurp::  Pretty good story, eh Hermes?
Stick to someone else, you windy barnacle!

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Zoidberg's Top Ten (mine anyways).

10) "I've been making jewelry for years apparently"

9) "I want the tactile pleasure of chopping him, HERE, in the gonads!"

8) "Now Zoidberg's big!  Who's intimidating who now big city!  Decline my credit card application will you!  rrraaahhhh!"

7) "You've seen me naked?"

6) "If that's his pizza I'm I.C. Whatever"

5) "I have a PHD in murderology AND murderomity"

4) "all right all right let me have one of your young on a roll"

3) "It's from my good friend Bender.  Dear Doctor Jerkberg"

2) "Did you see the claws on those other guys?  They were like giant claws with bodies attatched!"

1) "I saw it in a decongestant commercial.  soothing action action action action!"